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- Lady Gaga on copying Madonna: “There’s no drama, no jealousy, no competition”
- Kate Moss covers Vogue UK, wants to get pregnant on her honeymoon
- LeAnn Rimes tweets professionally photographed bikini shots of her “curves”
- Cate Blanchett, wearing lipstick red Armani in Paris: gorgeous or ghostly?
- Duchess Kate in Sarah Burton for McQueen: budget Ralph Lauren?
- Janice Dickinson in a bikini at the age of 56: is it time to invest in a one-piece?
- Jesse James on cheating on Sandra: “I didn’t lie about it, I owned it like a man”
- Daniel Craig left his ex Satsuki Mitchell devastated, “absolutely bewildered”
- Paris Hilton’s relationship rollout w/ Hangover director Todd Phillips
- Hugh Laurie for L’oreal men’s skincare: perfect or not a believable spokesperson?
| Lady Gaga on copying Madonna: “There’s no drama, no jealousy, no competition” Posted: 05 Jul 2011 08:56 AM PDT This is Lady Gaga on the cover of the August issue of The Advocate. This is her "self portrait" - or at least that's what they're claiming. I've just skimmed the article (the full piece is here), and Gaga seems to be fielding questions mostly about politics and her work on issues of gay rights. So, unlike her recent Harper's Bazaar piece, Gaga doesn't sound like a coked-out lunatic, claiming that Alexander McQueen's ghost inhabited her body to write "Born This Way". Gaga doesn't sound so druggy here, but… you know, she's still full of herself. I buy that she's a passionate supporter of gay rights, and she really does put her time and effort where her mouth is:
[From The Advocate] Ugh… when she's talking about gay rights, I'm all "go, Gaga!" And then she starts in with her martyr complex and how she's not copying Madonna and I just want to smack her a little bit. Ugh, I won't even start with her. Here are some photos of Gaga in Taiwan yesterday: Photos courtesy of WENN & The Advocate. |
| Kate Moss covers Vogue UK, wants to get pregnant on her honeymoon Posted: 05 Jul 2011 08:32 AM PDT Here is the August cover for Vogue UK - KATE MOSS. Or "Mrs. Hince" if you will. The dress is Miu Miu and the Moss pictorial was done by Mario Testino. This is very interesting because Kate is allegedly supposed to get the September cover of American Vogue, with an extensive profile of her wedding. Mario Testino was AT her wedding, and he was photographing Kate on the day, in candids (and I would imagine, several formal portraits as well). Did Vogue UK just c–kblock American Vogue? As for Kate's post wedding plans, according to random British sources, Kate and Jamie Hince are honeymooning in the Mediterranean, on Sir Philip Green's yacht. Sources also claim that Kate is "desperate" for another child, and hopes to get pregnant on her honeymoon. It wouldn't surprise me at all if Kate wound up pregnant again - Lila is how old now? She's like 8 or 9 years old, I think. And Kate is only 37! A source tells Closer magazine: "Kate wants to give Jamie the best wedding gift he could wish for by coming home from their honeymoon pregnant. They’ve started a new chapter and feel ready for parenthood. Kate’s never really been ready to try for another baby, there was always some event coming up, but now she is. (She) has been eating tons of oily fish, veg and fruit to make sure she can conceive. Jamie has long been keen for them both to curb their partying and settle down." Yeah, it's past time for Kate to put down the straw and start cleaning up her bidness. That being said, she managed to give birth to one healthy child, and I hope she will be able to again. Here are more wedding photos! Enjoy the contrast between Kate when she's beautifully styled for a professional shoot, and what she looks like in candids. I like her, I really do, but everything from the neck up looked kind of ragged on her wedding day. Vogue UK photos courtesy of The Fashion Spot. Additional pics by WENN. |
| LeAnn Rimes tweets professionally photographed bikini shots of her “curves” Posted: 05 Jul 2011 07:40 AM PDT As we talked about yesterday, LeAnn is on another needy, crazy jag where she's tweeting bikini photos of herself and making some big fuss about how she's so healthy and she doesn't know why people continue to harp about how skinny she is and she's eating so much and she's America's Sweetheart and everybody is just yelling at her all the time and it's NOT HER FAULT. So, what to do? First, I would suggest that LeAnn and her doctors sit down and figure out the right medication and dosage and everything, because the neverending cycle of manufactured drama is making my eye twitch, and none of it healthy. Anyway, LeAnn tweeted the two black and white bikini photos on Sunday with the comments "CURVES… They are there LOL" and "Beach Bum…" Barf on that, but beyond her bones, how weird is it that LeAnn hired a professional photographer to take artsy bikini photos, just so she can post them on Twitter? These are totally professional, hi-res images - which just proves A) LeAnn has too much time on her hands that she's organizing this kind of dumbass photo shoot FOR TWITTER and B) Bitch needs a prescription. Note: the photo of LeAnn and Eddie is from Saturday. Because they’re so in love. Photos courtesy of LeAnn's Twitter. |
| Cate Blanchett, wearing lipstick red Armani in Paris: gorgeous or ghostly? Posted: 05 Jul 2011 07:13 AM PDT Paris Fashion Week began today (I think) and these are photos from the Armani Prive show, where the two big celebrity attendees were… CATE BLANCHETT. And Katie Holmes. We so rarely get new photos of Our Beloved Blanchett, so lets milk these two lonely photos for all they are worth. I'm assuming Cate wore Armani, and it is magnificent, as most things are on her. You'd think that red would overwhelm her, considering she's so pale and blonde and such. But it doesn't - it works beautifully on her. Maybe that's just because I love her… but I seriously think she looks amazing. I want the suit. UPDATE: I added more photos of Cate. Next: Katie Holmes. No, we don't have access to any photos where you can see her whole outfit. I think it's black, loose and long-sleeved. Armani did her wedding gown, if I remember correctly, so Katie has some history with the brand. Plus, she doesn't have much else going on - she's been in Florida, where Tom Cruise is filming Rock of Ages, and she just threw him a big birthday party. Guess she didn't want to stick around, though. Zoom…. PARIS! I do like her hair here. Very glossy. |
| Duchess Kate in Sarah Burton for McQueen: budget Ralph Lauren? Posted: 05 Jul 2011 06:45 AM PDT Here are new photos of the Duchess of Cambridge in Prince Edward Island, Canada yesterday. First up, she wore this "nautical" themed ensemble from Sarah Burton for Alexander McQueen, which I would never have guessed. Sarah Burton's eye is SO much different than McQueen, and this looks like a years-old Ralph Lauren ensemble rather than a modern ready-to-wear piece from one of the most exciting British design houses. You may remember, Kate's wedding dress was also done by Burton for McQueen too. While I think that this outfit - and Kate's wedding gown - were appropriate and lovely and all, I still get stuck on "WTF happened to the House of McQueen?" After that event, Kate did a costume change into a pair of jeans, a sweatshirt-like thing and a jacket, all for a dragon boat race in which she competed against her husband. For those who enjoy a little history with their fashion posts, in 2007, Kate memorably signed on for, and trained for a boat race. That was when she and William split up, and she was looking for something to occupy her time (not a job, silly!). When William persuaded her to take him back (i.e., he called her), she dropped out of the boat race. I do enjoy how handsy they are together. They seem like real newlyweds, and I think both of them are enjoying this tour so much because they get to do it together. Meanwhile, according to ABC's Bob Woodward, Kate told an older gentlemen that she "hopes" to have children. I have no idea why this is big news in royal coverage, considering if Kate did NOT hope to have children, she never would have been a royal bride (first rule of the royal family: create more royals). According to Woodward, Kate "walked over to this group of parents and there were these two little girls that wanted to give them these flowers, they handed them over to her as she squatted down and then one of the fathers told us he came up to her and wished her the best for when she ultimately has a family and she went back and said, quote, ‘Yes, I hope to.’ No timing about when she wants to do that and all that, but very interesting.”
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| Janice Dickinson in a bikini at the age of 56: is it time to invest in a one-piece? Posted: 05 Jul 2011 06:10 AM PDT These photos were one of the first things I saw this morning. Every photo agency has photos of Janice Dickinson in a bikini today, so I just clicked to see how bad it was. To my surprise, I didn't wince once. Janice Dickinson has a better bikini body that Kelly Bensimon, in my opinion. Sure, there's some Iggy Pop happening (as there was with Kelly Bensimon too), but overall, I think Janice looks pretty good for her age - bitch is 56. We should all hope to be flaunting it when we're that age, I think. My biggest problem? Janice's face, not her figure. That face is not the result of aging - that face is the result of too much tweaking, stretching, pulling, injecting, filling, cutting, lasering, and more. My second biggest problem? Why don't SOME women realize that there's absolutely nothing wrong with a one-piece swimsuit? Why is there this obsession with trying to pull off a bikini at any age, at any size? Sometimes a lady's figure and yes, HER AGE, means that a one-piece is more flattering, more appropriate, and just better overall. Of course, I'm not going to show you Janice from behind. It's too… much. But if you'd like to see, go here. *shudder* Photos courtesy of Fame & WENN. |
| Jesse James on cheating on Sandra: “I didn’t lie about it, I owned it like a man” Posted: 05 Jul 2011 05:57 AM PDT
[Transcribed from audio of the Kyle and Jackie O show] So he “didn’t do any interviews,” and would “never,” right? And as far as him “owning up” to his affairs, he didn’t even go into a single detail in his book. He didn’t name names, he didn’t admit how many women, and tried to make it sound like he was searching for something Sandra didn’t give him, and as if it were her fault. He wrote “I'm into sex, but contrary to whatever biker stereotype got built up around me, sex is mostly a cerebral experience for me. If there's no personal connection there, then it's sort of pointless. But with that said: I still did it. I screwed around behind Sandy's back, and the whole world came to know about it.” That’s it. That’s Jesse cashing in on breaking Sandra’s heart and that’s how he “owned it like a man.” Here’s audio of the interview photos are from 5/5/11. Credit: WENN.com |
| Daniel Craig left his ex Satsuki Mitchell devastated, “absolutely bewildered” Posted: 05 Jul 2011 05:46 AM PDT The last we heard of Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz, a random passerby had declared them "sexier than Brangelina" which you guys debated exhaustively last Friday. Previously, we had talked about their "whirlwind" romance (which seemed to have begun while both Rachel and Daniel were "with" other people, and we also heard about how much Daniel really, really wanted to marry Rachel, which I thought was incredibly hot.) Anyway, a few days ago, The Daily Mail had an interesting piece about Daniel and Rachel, and the people left in the wake of their hot, sexy romance. The Mail spoke to the father of Satsuki Mitchell, who was engaged to Daniel for several years, and the whole article is full of interesting background on Daniel and Rachel. Did you know that Rachel was a radical feminist at university? Did you know that for the most part, Rachel likes, according to friends, "a bit of rough" in her men? You can read the whole exhaustive thing here, and here are some highlights:
[From The Mail] Did you get all that? Satsuki is pissed and hurt. And whatever was going on between Rachel and Daniel, they were lying to their partners about it while they were working together, and everything fell apart shortly after the movie ended. While I have sympathy for Satsuki, I also tend to think… meh, whatever. She can claim that the split was the "best" thing for her and everything, but at the end of the day, she still got to nail Daniel Craig for five years, and that's got to be one of highlights of any woman's life. The more I read about Rachel and Daniel, the more I feel like they were just two forces of nature coming together, exploding with each other. HOT. Oh, and I guess the British papers are just out-right claiming that Rachel is pregnant too. Eh, she probably is! |
| Paris Hilton’s relationship rollout w/ Hangover director Todd Phillips Posted: 05 Jul 2011 05:38 AM PDT
[From Radar] I hope Radar is wrong and that Paris doesn’t get cameos in any of his films. She could play herself I guess, but it’s not like she has a fraction of Diddy or Mike Tyson’s acting ability or charisma. I’m not buying this relationship. Paris dates pretty boys like Doug Reinhardt, Alex Vaggo, Stavros Niarchos III, Paris Latsis and Cy. She did declare her love for Benji Madden, though, so maybe she likes to mix it up when she needs the publicity. In other news about Paris, her stalker was arrested outside her Malibu beach house on Monday. This was the same guy who attacked her then-boyfriend, Cy Waits, outside a court hearing for another stalker/intruder in April. I think the problem here is that Paris is just way too easy to find. Here’s Todd Phillips without his shades. He’s much better looking here. Photo credit: Fame Pictures and WENN |
| Hugh Laurie for L’oreal men’s skincare: perfect or not a believable spokesperson? Posted: 05 Jul 2011 05:29 AM PDT
[From The Daily Mail] There’s also this video of Hugh in which he kind of makes fun of his new gig. I just love hearing him speak in his regular accent. I still find Hugh as a skincare spokeman puzzling but the guy might feel more secure with a few more million in the bank now that House is possibly winding down. That’s probably the motivating factor behind this. He used to talk about how he was afraid he would lose his gig on House, and now that it’s possibly looming after the next and eighth season it could have convinced him that this wasn’t a bad idea. Hugh Laurie is shown on 5/3/11 and 5/7/11. Credit: WENN.com |
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