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- The Situation Just Quit ‘Jersey Shore’
- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.6.11
- Why is Octomom Herding All Of Her Kids Toward The Sea?
- Weston Cage Really Likes Facebook, And, Oh Yeah, His Wife’s Pregnant
- Reese Witherspoon Has A Secret Tattoo Above Her Hooch
- We Are Now Worthy To Know The Name of Natalie Portman’s Son
- Steven Seagal Will Fight The Illness Out of Children, Literally, And Other News
- Casey Anthony Has Porn Offers Already
- Charlie Sheen and Juggalos: Why Not?
- The Bikinis We Missed – July 4th Edition
| The Situation Just Quit ‘Jersey Shore’ Posted: 06 Jul 2011 10:00 PM PDT    And the Baby Gap just got itself a new T-shirt model. According to several photo agencies, these are apparently shots of The Situation storming off the set of Jersey Shore Wednesday afternoon and telling photographers, “It’s over,” and “Say goodbye to the bad guy.” Unlike when Vinny quit, producers haven’t immediately sold a statement to TMZ, Read More ... |
| The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.6.11 Posted: 06 Jul 2011 02:55 PM PDT    Diana Christ, what the hell is this? Welcome to the “Fuck Yes, It’s Wednesday Already” edition of The Crap We Missed featuring Jon Hamm still looking handsome while entirely giving up on life, you strong, masculine bastard…, Olivia Wilde advertising how little her vagina cares (That’s how I read this.), Anne Hathaway laughing behind protective glass Read More ... |
| Why is Octomom Herding All Of Her Kids Toward The Sea? Posted: 06 Jul 2011 01:45 PM PDT    Oh, shit, she saw the Casey Anthony verdict. Octo-babies, no, wait, the cookies are chloroform! THE COOKIES ARE CHLOROFORM! Photo: Pacific Coast News Read More ... |
| Weston Cage Really Likes Facebook, And, Oh Yeah, His Wife’s Pregnant Posted: 06 Jul 2011 01:00 PM PDT    When she rested her boobs on the balcony, that’s when he knew he had to marry her for only three months then get punched in the face 13 times by his babysitter. It was destiny… Like all goth, death-, speed-, black-, druid-, sassafras-, whatever the fuck-metal kids, Weston Cage loves throwing a pity party on social Read More ... |
| Reese Witherspoon Has A Secret Tattoo Above Her Hooch Posted: 06 Jul 2011 12:03 PM PDT    At first glance, and Kevin Smith anecdotes aside, Reese Witherspoon seems like a quiet, almost vanilla celebrity who goes to church every Sunday which explains her penchant for the occasional judging or two. So, imagine my surprise to find out she has a secret tattoo above her hooch. Granted, you can’t really tell what it Read More ... |
| We Are Now Worthy To Know The Name of Natalie Portman’s Son Posted: 06 Jul 2011 10:53 AM PDT    “And then I had this horrible dream where your effete ass knocked me up. It was so real!” Natalie Portman’s son was born almost a month ago, yet his name hasn’t been announced until now. Possibly because of Jewish custom which doesn’t sound sexy, so let’s assume Benjamin Millepied threw his crepes on the floor and Read More ... |
| Steven Seagal Will Fight The Illness Out of Children, Literally, And Other News Posted: 06 Jul 2011 10:07 AM PDT    “Okay, now which of you has cancer? You’re getting kicked first.” Posted by Photo Boy - David Hasselhoff will play a porn star on Sons of Anarchy. Wait. Did he murder a baby, too? - Brad Pitt inches closer to marrying Angelina Jolie. - Look at Pippa Middleton over there, so you don’t have to fight Read More ... |
| Casey Anthony Has Porn Offers Already Posted: 06 Jul 2011 08:48 AM PDT    Casey Anthony, whose guilt I’ve proven beyond a shadow of a doubt here, is already receiving the inevitable porn offers literally everyone saw coming because if you’re going to murder your kid and get away with it in this country, the least you can do is have sex on camera or you really are a Read More ... |
| Charlie Sheen and Juggalos: Why Not? Posted: 06 Jul 2011 07:36 AM PDT    If you’re like me, you’ve been wondering how Charlie Sheen’s doing with his quest to become the new Tila Tequila, and it turns out he’s right on schedule. “First, you get the Ustream… then you get the Juggalos… then you get the Faygo.” Via Twitter: Heading to the Insane Clown Posse’s 12th Annual Gathering Of The Read More ... |
| The Bikinis We Missed – July 4th Edition Posted: 06 Jul 2011 07:00 AM PDT    Even after posting Katie Holmes, Tyra Banks, LeAnn Rimes, Gretchen Rossi, Ashley Tisdale and for God knows what reason, Deena Cortese, we still left a shit-ton of celeb bikini photos on the table yesterday, so enjoy this mini smorgasbord which should bring us up to speed: - Selena Gomez apparently took private photos of herself in Read More ... |
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