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- Kim Kardashian Really Wants You to Know She Has Breasts
- Lindsay Lohan is Obsessed With This
- (Not) Joanna Krupa in a Bikini and Other News
- ‘I Can Walk in Mah Pointy Shoes, Y’all’
- Taylor Momsen Definitely Didn’t Apologize to Her Parents
- MTV Skins Premieres Monday 10/9c
- The Other Pages Have Posts On Them
- First Look: Chris Evans as Captain America. Now With More Helmet.
- Selma Blair Has Something in Her Uterus. You’ll Never Guess.
- Carrie Fisher Wants to Wear the Princess Leia Bikini Again
| Kim Kardashian Really Wants You to Know She Has Breasts Posted: 14 Jan 2011 01:25 PM PST    Kim Kardashian posted a picture of herself in a bikini to Twitter yesterday (above) only to spend the rest of the day hiding her face from the paparazzi as if she doesn’t want people to look at her. To put things in perspective, this would be like Kim Kardashian posing in her bikini on Twitter, Read More ... |
| Lindsay Lohan is Obsessed With This Posted: 14 Jan 2011 12:25 PM PST    A lot of times bastions of critical thinking such as myself attempt to claim that Lindsay Lohan is a crazy person using such tangible arguments as her parents, her history of drug and alcohol abuse – fueled by her parents – and flagrant disregard for babies riding in strollers – because she has shitty parents. Read More ... |
| (Not) Joanna Krupa in a Bikini and Other News Posted: 14 Jan 2011 12:00 PM PST    UPDATE: Apparently these are not Joanna – despite the chin – so huge thanks to Fame Pictures for making me look like more of an idiot than usual. - Paris Hilton’s new show gives “all access pass” to her life. Your TV will need two condoms. - Amy Winehouse was the inspiration for Black Swan. - Read More ... |
| ‘I Can Walk in Mah Pointy Shoes, Y’all’ Posted: 14 Jan 2011 11:14 AM PST    To the surprise of anyone familiar with the laws of physics and/or depth perception as it pertains to the retarded, Britney Spears strutted around LA yesterday in a pair of heels. There’s an old saying that Britney was always built more like the quarterback than the cheerleader, and I’m actually going to disagree with that Read More ... |
| Taylor Momsen Definitely Didn’t Apologize to Her Parents Posted: 14 Jan 2011 10:10 AM PST    There’ve been a lot of headlines recently about Taylor Momsen supposedly apologizing to her parents after she blamed them for her current state. I finally got around to reading it today and they have to be joking. This doesn’t even come close to an apology. Via Popeater: After facing backlash — from both the public and Read More ... |
| MTV Skins Premieres Monday 10/9c Posted: 14 Jan 2011 10:05 AM PST  Check out Celebuzz’s guide to the US version of Skins to make sure you know everything before the show premieres, and don’t forget to tune into the season premiere of Skins on MTV on Monday, January 17 at 10/9c. - ADVERTISEMENT - Read More ... |
| The Other Pages Have Posts On Them Posted: 14 Jan 2011 10:00 AM PST  Rush Limbaugh billboard in Tucson, Arizona. Welcome to the part of The Superficial where I direct you to other posts that happened during the day because a surprisingly large amount of you think the posts on the front page are the only thing I’ve written, and an even frighteningly larger amount think the old posts fall Read More ... |
| First Look: Chris Evans as Captain America. Now With More Helmet. Posted: 14 Jan 2011 09:11 AM PST    You guys wanted more bulge. I got you more bulge. There have been various images of Chris Evans as Captain America on this net that so intertwines us. First, we had a burrito-stuffed stunt double, so that didn’t really count. Then, Captain America: Old Navy Capris edition because you know who doesn’t watch enough superhero movies? Read More ... |
| Selma Blair Has Something in Her Uterus. You’ll Never Guess. Posted: 14 Jan 2011 07:31 AM PST    Selma Blair – Who’s apparently 38? – is the latest to hop on the new fad sweeping Hollywood making this an incredible time to be a coyote bringing in illegal Mexican nannies. It’s like your Black Friday. People reports: Blair, 38, and Bleick, founder and creative director for EVER fashion line, met while collaborating for the Read More ... |
| Carrie Fisher Wants to Wear the Princess Leia Bikini Again Posted: 14 Jan 2011 07:02 AM PST    Sweet Baby Jesus yes. I was going to post this yesterday but, as is my wont, I became distracted with tits and spidered-men. So here’s Carrie Fisher assuming her role as the newest spokesperson for Jenny Craig after Kirstie Alley assumed her position as Earth’s second moon. Via Us Magazine: “I would like to have the option Read More ... |
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