The Superficial - Because You're Ugly |
- And Andy Dick Keeps On Truckin’
- Charlie Sheen Was Having Sex With This, And a Briefcase Full of Coke
- Ryan Murphy Hates Slash, Too
- What’s Up, Irina Shayk? And Other News
- UPDATE: Charlie Sheen Rushed to Hospital
- Tila Tequila is a Cockroach
- Jenna Jameson Hates Chelsea Handler
- Snooki’s Stupidity Continues to Pay Off
- This Replaced Heidi Klum
- Kendra Wilkinson Has Another Sex Tape
| And Andy Dick Keeps On Truckin’ Posted: 27 Jan 2011 06:38 PM PST    “This one’s for you, Chahlee. We’re the dreamers! We’re the.. fuckin’.. dream- Ohmygod there’s a hobo down here. Well, you’re welcome. Some people pay extra for that. $300 extra to be exact, the thievin’ floozies. It’s urine!” Photos: Bauer-Griffin Read More ... |
| Charlie Sheen Was Having Sex With This, And a Briefcase Full of Coke Posted: 27 Jan 2011 03:24 PM PST    While Charlie Sheen lays in a hospital bed with nothing but his love of proving all porn stars are hookers keeping him alive, Kacey Jordan (above) has been identified as one of the women partying with Charlie for over 36 hours at his house, according to RadarOnline: "I have a lawyer and I am not making Read More ... |
| Posted: 27 Jan 2011 01:17 PM PST    If you haven’t been near the Internet in the past 24 hours Glee creator Ryan Murphy has launched a hissy fit after Kings of Leon refused to let their music appear on his show. Ryan’s prima donna behavior is, naturally, being fueled by Perez Hilton because apparently saying “no” to Glee is the equivalent of Read More ... |
| What’s Up, Irina Shayk? And Other News Posted: 27 Jan 2011 01:15 PM PST    - Natalie Portman’s engagement ring is “eco-friendly.” As opposed to one with an exhaust? - John Travolta and John Gotti Jr. discuss hiding men’s bodies. - Kate Hudson apparently learned her lesson on marriage. - Bar Refaeli in lingerie. - Kate Major thinks that Michael Lohan’s coke habit is scandalous news. Someone Read More ... |
| UPDATE: Charlie Sheen Rushed to Hospital Posted: 27 Jan 2011 12:06 PM PST    Charlie Sheen has reportedly been rushed to the hospital after calling 911 during his morning threesome. No, really. TMZ reports: We’re told Charlie was taken out of his home on a stretcher and loaded into an ambulance at 7 AM. Two young women exited the house at the same time Charlie was taken out with a towel Read More ... |
| Posted: 27 Jan 2011 10:45 AM PST    Tila Tequila may have faked no less than 20 pregnancies, falsely accused Shawne Merriman of assault and probably most offensively, didn’t die when Juggalos tried to kill her, but somehow that hasn’t stopped the creative geniuses at CBS from giving her a guest role on $#*! My Dad Says along with inviting her to last Read More ... |
| Jenna Jameson Hates Chelsea Handler Posted: 27 Jan 2011 10:00 AM PST    Seemingly out of nowhere, Jenna Jameson took to Twitter last night to let everyone know how she really feels about Chelsea Handler. Which is amazing because I’ve been sitting by my computer for ten years waiting for this day. Please say “dried up cunt.” Please say “dried up cunt.” Please say “dried up cunt.” Chelsea handler Read More ... |
| Snooki’s Stupidity Continues to Pay Off Posted: 27 Jan 2011 09:13 AM PST    Seen here spraying her Ewok juices all over our nation’s proud naval tradition, Snooki and JWoww apparently have a spin-off in the works that continues the successful Jersey Shore theme of, “Everyone on this show is fucking retarded and a horrible blight upon society.” Which now that I think about it, also applies to Teen Read More ... |
| Posted: 27 Jan 2011 08:20 AM PST    Katie Holmes appears in the newest Ann Taylor campaign after replacing supermodel Heidi Klum which makes this the most ridiculous sentence I’ve ever written in my life. After this one: Vagina waffles. Now, don’t get me wrong, Katie looks good, but that’s also thanks to professional lighting and make-up which still can’t put a soul Read More ... |
| Kendra Wilkinson Has Another Sex Tape Posted: 27 Jan 2011 07:22 AM PST    Because having actual talent is hard, you guys, Kendra Wilkinson is releasing another sex tape that she’ll pretend is destroying her life while laughing annoyingly to the bank. This time around it features a girl which pisses in the face of anyone who thinks sequels are unoriginal, derivative cash grabs. RadarOnline reports: And although Kendra publicly Read More ... |
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