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- ‘Teen Mom’ Farrah is a Calendar Model Now. Of Course.
- Jessica Alba is Cleavagey and Other News
- Kate Gosselin Just Needs a Drink
- Nicole Richie Was Probably Doing Coke
- Jesse James Has More Nazi Pics
- Vanessa Hudgens in a Bikini For Candie’s
- Chris Brown Does Self-Portraits Now
- Rosie O’Donnell: ‘Teen Mom Sends a Positive Message’
- Ice-T’s Son Arrested For Being a Wankster
- Alright, Who Was Supposed To Keep An Eye on Jodie Foster?
| ‘Teen Mom’ Farrah is a Calendar Model Now. Of Course. Posted: 26 Jan 2011 05:16 PM PST    This explains the implants. Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham appears in the 2011 Mastering the Art of the American Motorcycle Calendar which, don’t be fooled, actually has all kinds of hot chicks who unfortunately don’t fall under the purview of fair use. Anyway, Farrah has already held signing events where she sits next to all the Read More ... |
| Jessica Alba is Cleavagey and Other News Posted: 26 Jan 2011 01:45 PM PST    - Jessica Simpson hasn’t worked out in six years. That’s what I got from this. - Elton John’s baby will destroy your family. - Ryan Murphy takes rejection gracefully. - Penelope Cruz had one of those kid things everyone keeps making. - Bradley Cooper won’t get his picture taken next to Renee Zellweger. Read More ... |
| Kate Gosselin Just Needs a Drink Posted: 26 Jan 2011 01:02 PM PST    While some of you might point out that this is just a woman in a liquor store, might I counter with, is there anything more strikingly beautiful? Logic puzzles aside, this is mother of eight Kate Gosselin doing the most natural and non-scripted thing I’ve ever seen her do: Retreat to the child-muting embrace of Read More ... |
| Nicole Richie Was Probably Doing Coke Posted: 26 Jan 2011 12:23 PM PST    In my haste to post what was clearly going to be Exhibit A in the resulting trial from Lindsay Lohan murdering Samantha Ronson with a hobo shiv, I somehow forgot to gaze directly into Nicole Richie’s nostril. Fortunately commenter “Jill” has better journalistic skills than I do and wasn’t afraid to stare into the abyss. Read More ... |
| Jesse James Has More Nazi Pics Posted: 26 Jan 2011 11:13 AM PST    I was going to ignore these because, honestly, they prove nothing – especially compared to the first pic from last year – but Nazi-related photos featuring Jesse James and his West Coast Choppers bike shop have appeared online after disgruntled employees started Ex-Coast Choppers, a Facebook page to air their grievances. Which include Jesse James Read More ... |
| Vanessa Hudgens in a Bikini For Candie’s Posted: 26 Jan 2011 10:13 AM PST    “Oh, no, I’m trapped in these tubes and my parents left me all alone…” (Cue Chris Hansen.) Here’s Vanessa Hudgens posing for the latest Candie’s campaign after they finally realized you can’t make Britney Spears look like a 15-year-old girl innocently sunning herself in her backyard anymore without hiring James Cameron and a team of rodeo Read More ... |
| Chris Brown Does Self-Portraits Now Posted: 26 Jan 2011 09:28 AM PST |
| Rosie O’Donnell: ‘Teen Mom Sends a Positive Message’ Posted: 26 Jan 2011 08:51 AM PST    And that message is, Babies = Money for Implants. I’m on board. While Kim Kardashian has become a vocal opponent of MTV’s Teen Mom conveniently before her own show premiered, Rosie O’Donnell has come out in support of the reality show which she feels teaches kids a valuable lesson. Us Magazine reports: “I have to say it’s Read More ... |
| Ice-T’s Son Arrested For Being a Wankster Posted: 26 Jan 2011 07:38 AM PST    The comedy takes cares of itself on this one, so let’s jump right into it. Ice-T’s 19-year-old son, the literally named “Ice Marrow,” was arrested for masturbating outside of a Van Nuys strip club, according to MediaTakeOut.com: What happened? Well it depends on WHO you ask. Lil Ice’s friends and supporters say he was attempting to Read More ... |
| Alright, Who Was Supposed To Keep An Eye on Jodie Foster? Posted: 26 Jan 2011 07:08 AM PST    I’ve gone on the record numerous times to voice my support for the homosexual community and essentially say that most, if not all, discrimination against them is based on the picking and choosing of text from a 2,000 year old heavily-edited book. That said, drugging our hottest actresses and attempting to sink your lesbian claws Read More ... |
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