Friday, April 8, 2011

What Would Tyler Durden Do

What Would Tyler Durden Do


Karina Smirnoff is naked in Playboy, trouble

Posted: 07 Apr 2011 03:38 PM PDT

It was definitely surprising when Hugh Hefner went on twitter yesterday and announced that Karina Smirnoff, who has been on Dancing With The Stars for 9 seasons, would be naked in the May issue of Playboy. He's 400 years old. How the hell does he know how to tweet? But it's true, both [...]

William Shakespeare never wrote a word

Posted: 07 Apr 2011 02:28 PM PDT

For the record, William Shakespeare, this guy, the son of a glove maker born in Stratford, England, in 1564 and widely considered the greatest writer to ever live, never wrote a single play, poem or sonnet. There’s no evidence he ever wrote a thing. Historically, that guy barely even exists. As the [...]

Kirsten Dunst is as hot as ever

Posted: 07 Apr 2011 01:22 PM PDT

Remember when Kirsten Dunst was a huge star? That was weird, huh? But it’s true. And it drove me insane. She was my nemesis. Not only was she disgusting to look at, with her cold clammy fishlike skin and creepy little baby teeth offset by two big giant fangs, [...]

Eva Longoria flashed David Letterman

Posted: 07 Apr 2011 11:50 AM PDT

Eva Longoria was on David Letterman last night to promote her new cookbook (wait, what), and since she's not afraid to dress sexy she dressed sexy. And by that I mean she wore some very short shorts and a super tight jacket and that was it. An outfit like that doesn’t really [...]

Rosa Blasi has a book to promote

Posted: 07 Apr 2011 10:57 AM PDT

Ever heard of Make It or Break It? Yeah me neither. Apparently it's on ABC Family, and “follows a group of teen Olympic hopefuls as they train and prepare for their day in the spotlight.” Well Rosa Blasi is on that show, and her day in the spotlight begins right now because she [...]

Charlie Sheen wants Mila Kunis to be his third “goddess”

Posted: 07 Apr 2011 09:48 AM PDT

When you surround yourself with one kind of person long enough, you start to think all people are like that. Date a bunch of dirty whores for a year or two, then go out with an accountant and she's gonna look pretty surprised when you nonchalantly pound it in her ass. In [...]

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