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- Ashton Kutcher whines about George W. Bush: “He just was not very nice to me”
- Hot Guy Weekend: Paul Bettany, Pierce Brosnan, James McAvoy & more
- LeAnn Rimes in white Tony Ward: beautiful or emaciated bridal?
- Lindsay Lohan is a Crackhead Diplomat, tweets scholarly wisdom to Egypt
- Jennifer Aniston celebrated her birthday by humping Jake Gyllenhaal
| Ashton Kutcher whines about George W. Bush: “He just was not very nice to me” Posted: 13 Feb 2011 07:15 AM PST These are some newish photos of Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore on their Valentine's holiday in St. Barts this weekend, plus some photos of Ashton solo in London and Paris last week. In the St. Barts pics, they both look kind of homely, in my opinion, but they're on vacation and they're still celebrating their love, so God bless. I think Ashton has been promoting No Strings Attached internationally while Natalie Portman's bitchface stays stateside, which explains why there are so many Ashton-only interviews floating around. Apparently, while Ashton was in London, he did a radio interview with the BBC, and he got questions about his attendance at the SuperBowl, where he sat in the luxury VIP suite right behind President Bush and Laura Bush. You can see video of it here (and I've screen capped it below) - Ashton was spotted in the same video with Cameron Diaz hand-feeding Alex Rodriguez. When Ashton got a question about his proximity to Bush, Ashton whined about how Bush was rude to him:
[From HuffPo] Wow, Ashton voted for Bush in 2000? That's surprising. That's the most interesting part of this story. As for whether or not Bush "snubbed" Ashton - while I'm not one to give Bush credit for anything, I think it's more likely than not that Bush simply didn't know who Ashton was. It's not like Dubya is some noted That 70s Show fanatic. It's not like Bush is at all interested in pop culture. Dubya probably just thought Ashton was some random dude. That being said, I love that Ashton thinks he's so important that a former president would know all of these details about his political involvements. Photos courtesy of Fame & WENN. |
| Hot Guy Weekend: Paul Bettany, Pierce Brosnan, James McAvoy & more Posted: 13 Feb 2011 06:37 AM PST I was going to do a post exclusively dedicated to these new photos of Paul Bettany, but it turns out that several hot guys were out and about this weekend, so this has turned into a "Hot Guy Weekend, Candids" post. Enjoy! First up: Paul Bettany at the Berlin Film Festival, promoting a film called Margin Call. I don't know anything about the film, except that Kevin Spacey, Jeremy Irons and Eli Roth also walked the red carpet, so maybe they're in it too. Sure. Okay, I just looked it up… they're all in it, plus Simon Baker and… Demi Moore…? Ugh. Just look at pretty pictures of Paul! I love his hair now. Some of you bitches love some Zachary Quinto. I don't know why. Sister needs a new makeup artist. Next: Pierce Brosnan in Dublin for the Irish Film and Television Awards. He looks dashing and lovely. Mmm… James McAvoy posing with a fan in London. SO cute. Colin Firth looking dashing and slightly roguish (ding-dong!) at the BAFTA luncheon. God, he's handsome. |
| LeAnn Rimes in white Tony Ward: beautiful or emaciated bridal? Posted: 12 Feb 2011 11:23 AM PST These are new photos of LeAnn Rimes at last night's MusiCares' tribute event for Barbra Streisand. Babs looked like hell, and lots of Glee people were there, but LeAnn was the one who caught me eye, mostly because A) we haven't seen LeAnn in a little while and it looks like she was laying low after even more plastic surgery, beyond the boob job and B) it looked like she was wearing a wedding dress. Eddie Cibrian was around too, but he didn't walk the red carpet with LeAnn - you can see a photo of them together here, at Us Weekly. The dress is Tony Ward Couture. I don't know the name of the surgeon, but I'm sure he doesn't want this work publicized. Am I wrong? Didn't she get something else done to her face? Or is this just makeup and tweezing? Anyway, LeAnn spoke to Us Weekly at the event. She talked about her wedding plans, of course:
[From Us Weekly] Do you believe the wedding plans are "chill"? I don't. I think LeAnn is getting all of this work done so that she will look her absolute best for her wedding day. Where some women go on a diet or change up their hair, becoming a fiancée has turned LeAnn into one of those Bridalplesty women. |
| Lindsay Lohan is a Crackhead Diplomat, tweets scholarly wisdom to Egypt Posted: 12 Feb 2011 10:59 AM PST Fresh from her denial on Twitter that she "would never steal… I was not raised to lie, cheat or steal," Lindsay Lohan decided to get all kinds of jacked and watch CNN, then tweet about it. While I will give Lindsay a slow clap for not doing lines of blow while watching a marathon of Snapped, perhaps CNN wasn't the best idea. Because now Lindsay fancies herself a cracked-out diplomat: [From Lindsay's Twitter feed] Fareed Zakaria better recognize. Wolf Blitzer better watch his ass. Christiane Amanpour needs to sit this one out. And Henry Kissinger can go suck a big one. Because Lindsay Lohan is The Cracked-Out Middle East Scholar, and she will tweet her pearls of cracked-out wisdom to the world! Also- “its” is possessive. “It’s” is “it is”. It’s a common mistake that even non-crackheads make, but if Lindsay really wants to stick with this whole “crackhead scholar” thing, she should proof her tweets. |
| Jennifer Aniston celebrated her birthday by humping Jake Gyllenhaal Posted: 12 Feb 2011 10:41 AM PST Last month, I wrote a post called "Taylor Swift is the new Jennifer Aniston". There was a report floating around that Aniston sauntered over to Taylor Swift at the People's Choice Awards and told Taylor to "hang in there" after Jake Gyllenhaal had dumped Swift over the phone. This struck me as funny/interesting because if you really give the personal lives/publicity campaigns around Swifty and Aniston a cursory look, they are strikingly similar these days. You might even say Swifty is the younger, twangier Aniston. Aniston Lite, if you will. Anyway, Life & Style reports that Jake is all over Aniston Classic - the two apparently spent Jennifer's birthday (yesterday) by having an "intimate dinner". In my mind, "intimate dinner" equals "Aniston getting hammered on 42 tequila shots and trying to make out with Jake while he gives the waiter the sexy side-eye."
[From Life & Style] My only problem with this is the identification of Aniston as a "starlet". Forty-two is too old to be a "starlet". Just call her an actress or a star. But yes, Jake and Jennifer, making sweet, sweet love. This isn't the first time there have been rumors about the two of them. I remember an incident, I believe in 2007, back when Jake was dating Reese Witherspoon. Jake presented an award to Jennifer at some event for… GLAAD, I want to say. And Jennifer basically dry humped him on the stage and people were all "Jennifer is trying to steal Jake from Reese!" Honestly, though, Jake and Jennifer aren't the worst idea. His image took a hit with the Swifty stuff, so now he's trying to butch it up with Madame Cougar/Miss People Magazine. Aniston's fan base will embrace him once again and next week we'll have stories about how Jake is "hotter" than Brad Pitt and how Brad is texting Jennifer because he's so worried that Jake will break her heart. Good stuff. Also - these photos are from 2005. Look how different both of them look! |
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