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- JWoww Turned Down Playboy
- Hilary Duff Understands Book Sales and Other News
- Adriana Lima Has $2 Million On Her Chest
- Correction: Snooki ‘Can’ Get More Pathetic
- ‘Glee’ GQ Photo Shoot ‘Borders on Pedophilia’
- John Mayer Wants Kim Kardashian
- Beyonce’s Ovaries Work
| Posted: 20 Oct 2010 04:59 PM PDT    Seen here at Mad River Bar & Grille in Philadelphia last night – *remembers to blow up every bridge between Pennsylvania and New Jersey* – JWoww has reportedly turned down a $400,000 offer to pose nude for Playboy despite being custom-built for it in the back of a van. Via The Huffington Post: “I am not Read More ... |
| Hilary Duff Understands Book Sales and Other News Posted: 20 Oct 2010 03:59 PM PDT    - T.J. Lavin is gonna make it. - Michael Lohan is done making statements. For real this time. But probably not. - Gwyneth Paltrow is performing at the CMAs. Oh, good. - Rihanna is selling Doritos now. - Sandra Bullock takes PR Baby out in public. - Jean Claude Van Damme Read More ... |
| Adriana Lima Has $2 Million On Her Chest Posted: 20 Oct 2010 01:08 PM PDT    I’ve tackled a lot of serious subjects in the past few months: Rape, pedophilia, burning the Quran, terror mosques, immigration, redneck clown rappers secretly being Christians. But now it’s time to turn our attention to a more dire and pressing matter. Namely glamorizing supermodels like Adriana Lima by allowing them to wear $2 million diamond-encrusted Read More ... |
| Correction: Snooki ‘Can’ Get More Pathetic Posted: 20 Oct 2010 11:45 AM PDT  Much like Kim Kardashian latching/handjobbing herself onto the Justin Bieber Internet wave, Snooki has taken a less disturbing, at least from a sexual standpoint, approach by making her own video for nine-year-old Willow Smith’s “Whip Your Hair.” A song that by any good measure of taste and/or parental responsibility should not exist unless Will Smith Read More ... |
| ‘Glee’ GQ Photo Shoot ‘Borders on Pedophilia’ Posted: 20 Oct 2010 10:28 AM PDT   The Glee photo shoot featured in the November issue of GQ is facing criticism from the Parents Television Council. The group recently chastised Miley Cyrus for her “Who Owns My Heart” video and Taylor Momsen on the cover of Revolver which, of course, made sense. (Although to a lesser extent with Taylor Momsen because she Read More ... |
| John Mayer Wants Kim Kardashian Posted: 20 Oct 2010 09:18 AM PDT    John Mayer could be testing his white supremacist penis’ threshold for Armenians soon. He apparently went out with Kim Kardashian the other night who’s a famewhore with no moral compass, so this battle’s already over. Page Six reports: One source said, “They brought along other friends, but the idea was to see if they would hit Read More ... |
| Posted: 20 Oct 2010 08:05 AM PDT    Full Disclosure: Sometimes I entirely forget Beyonce and Jay-Z still exist, so this report was a surprise to me on an entirely different level. At any rate, Us Weekly is reporting the couple are expecting a baby, and unlike the dozen other times this was rumored, Solange Knowles essentially confirmed the news: “B was shocked. She Read More ... |
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