Tuesday, January 4, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


Taylor Swift & Jake Gyllenhaal Broke Up

Posted: 04 Jan 2011 03:29 PM PST

   
I’m not even sure if this existed long enough to count as a relationship, but Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift have already called it quits, according to People: “They’re over,” a source tells PEOPLE about the short-lived relationship. “It ended last month.” No reason was given for a split, and the stars reps didn’t have immediate comment, Read More ...

Ice-T’s Just Rubbing It In Now

Posted: 04 Jan 2011 02:45 PM PST

   
Look at Coco!” he said, pointing out his wife. “Look at that ass! You can’t get that unless you are Ice-T!” - Ice-T expressing his love for Coco while simultaneously dashing the dreams of everyone not named Ice-T. We live in a cruel world. Photos: WireImage Read More ...

BRING ME THOSE PUPPIES, YO!!!!

Posted: 04 Jan 2011 01:44 PM PST

   
Here’s Kanye West meeting a thrilled-looking Jay-Z for lunch yesterday, and you know what, I’m gonna let Kanye field this one: “Yo, don’t be fooled by them Internet sites with their blog words saying I’m all looking like that chick from Dalmations. It ain’t even got spots!! Yet. This all just the perception of the Read More ...

The Hoff Will Seduce You and Other News

Posted: 04 Jan 2011 01:30 PM PST

   
“Cheeseburger? M’lady…” - Selena Gomez could face the wrath of tween angst. - The reasoning behind Gwyneth Paltrow’s kids’ names finally revealed. - Javier Bardem and Penelope Cruz don’t trust Spanish hospitals either. - Salma Hayek is still in a bikini. - Every father’s worst nightmare. - Courtney Love emerges from Read More ...

Justin Bieber’s Mom Thinks He’s Jesus. No, Really.

Posted: 04 Jan 2011 12:35 PM PST

   
I’m going to be honest here. As much as I joke about Justin Bieber, I really didn’t think he was much more than just some kid shoved into the pop star machine and might actually be alright if you got a chance to talk to him. Then I read his Vanity Fair interview and realized Read More ...

The Other Pages Have Posts On Them

Posted: 04 Jan 2011 11:30 AM PST

 
Welcome to a new feature on The Superficial where I direct you to other posts that happened during the day because a surprisingly large amount of you think the posts on the front page are the only thing I’ve written, and an even frighteningly larger amount think the old posts fall off the page into Read More ...

LeAnn Rimes Has Implants? Get Out.

Posted: 04 Jan 2011 11:02 AM PST

   
When photos of LeAnn Rimes in a bikini hit last week, almost everyone commented that she had to have gotten implants except for me who just thought she became cooler all of a sudden. Anyway, it turns out she did get them, but I’m not about to make fun of a woman for fixing God’s Read More ...

Police: Lindsay Lohan Violated Probation

Posted: 04 Jan 2011 10:12 AM PST

   
“But… but… I’m so pretty.” Despite the fact her accuser suddenly refused to cooperate with police before falling off the face of the Earth – Read: Dina paid her off – Palm Spring Police announced today they have enough evidence to charge Lindsay Lohan with battery effectively putting her in violation of her probation. As if Read More ...

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