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- ‘Teen Mom’ Farrah is in a Bikini, And Those Are Definitely Implants
- Kim Kardashian’s Lips Look Natural and Other News
- This Might Be Madonna’s New Boyfriend
- Chloe Sevigny is Dating Pauly D
- Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in a Bikini
- The Other Pages Have Posts On Them
- Why, Natalie Portman? Why?
- JWoww Nude Photos Have ‘Tons of Cellulite.’ I’m In.
| ‘Teen Mom’ Farrah is in a Bikini, And Those Are Definitely Implants Posted: 07 Jan 2011 12:48 PM PST    Allow me to introduce Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham, the latest addition to the MTV Reality Stars Who Get Implants Then Stage Bikini Photos With the Paparazzi Club. What’s incredible is despite the new bolt-ons, and an admittedly well-toned body, I still can’t get over how badly I want to light this chick’s face on Read More ... |
| Kim Kardashian’s Lips Look Natural and Other News Posted: 07 Jan 2011 12:15 PM PST    “By Blibn’t Bleak Bly Blex Blape, Blue Bluys.” - John Edwards is the shittiest shitbag on the planet. - Angelina Jolie is the real life Yoko. - Carrie Underwood thinks Canada is full of criminals. - Irina Shayk is in a bikini. - *whispers* Watch closely as the Amy Winehouse drunkenly stalks its prey. Read More ... |
| This Might Be Madonna’s New Boyfriend Posted: 07 Jan 2011 11:14 AM PST    Here’s Madonna and 24-year-old French break dancer Brahim Zaibat out in London last night, and before I jump in and presume there’s a relationship (See: Chloe Sevigny and Pauly D.), let’s take a look at the facts here: It’s Madonna with a young black kid being shoved into her limo. Yeah, that’s not a date. Read More ... |
| Chloe Sevigny is Dating Pauly D Posted: 07 Jan 2011 11:10 AM PST    For those of you who enjoyed the Chloe Sevigny bikini photos, you’re going to want to stop reading and go grab a coffee. For those of you who saw them and demanded unholy vengeance, you’re going to want to scoot up for this. Here’s Chloe and Jersey Shore star Pauly D at a Knicks game Read More ... |
| Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in a Bikini Posted: 07 Jan 2011 10:25 AM PST    Here’s Victoria’s Secret model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Antiqua with Jason Statham, and I can’t help but look back at the latest Megan Fox bikini pics and think Michael Bay made a horrible mistake here. Yes, Megan Fox is crazy and says enough retarded shit to make you sympathize with Sharia law, but at the end Read More ... |
| The Other Pages Have Posts On Them Posted: 07 Jan 2011 09:45 AM PST  Welcome to the part of The Superficial where I direct you to other posts that happened during the day because a surprisingly large amount of you think the posts on the front page are the only thing I’ve written, and an even frighteningly larger amount think the old posts fall off the page into the Read More ... |
| Posted: 07 Jan 2011 09:31 AM PST    Here’s an increasingly pregnant Natalie Portman walking around Los Feliz yesterday, and she actually looks pretty good until you get to this picture and remember all pregnant women eventually turn into trolls who demand copper coins lest ye can’t cross the bridge. TLC always seems to forget that part. Photos: Bauer-Griffin Read More ... |
| JWoww Nude Photos Have ‘Tons of Cellulite.’ I’m In. Posted: 07 Jan 2011 07:35 AM PST    JWoww is currently embroiled in a legal battle with her ex Tom Lippolis, who has nude “before and after” photos of her on his cell phone, taken with her consent which makes them his copyrighted property that he can sell at his discretion. However, JWoww wants to avoid their release because apparently she’s not an Read More ... |
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