Wednesday, January 12, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


Nicole Kidman: ‘Okay, I’ve Used Botox’

Posted: 12 Jan 2011 03:36 PM PST

   
In a revelation on par with Lindsay Lohan admitting Dina’s breast milk was 80 proof, Nicole Kidman has finally confessed to using Botox, but wants us to believe she can quit at any time and hasn’t replaced her blood with it. Via The Daily Mail: Miss Kidman, 43, made her confession to a German magazine interviewer Read More ...

Kate Gosselin is Pure Seduction

Posted: 12 Jan 2011 02:50 PM PST

   
Here’s Kate Gosselin in New Zealand yesterday where I swear to God, you slap on a pair of shades, a decent bra and a shirt to cover up the Silly Putty fiasco she calls a torso, that’s not a bad looking woman. Granted, this is how she lures you in only to snap off your Read More ...

Blake Lively Was at Something and Other News

Posted: 12 Jan 2011 01:31 PM PST

   
- Spiderman: Turn Off The Dark proves that America loves senseless violence. - Ted Williams uses the old “bitches be crazy” excuse. - Jake Gyllenhaal broke up with Taylor Swift over the phone. – Carmen Electra has no idea she’s being photographed. - This is definitely the best rehabilitation for David Duchovny’s Read More ...

Lea Michele is Sorry

Posted: 12 Jan 2011 11:15 AM PST

   
After word got out that Lea Michele snubbed potential Oscar contender Hailee Steinfeld and not some annoying kid stealing her precious oxygen, the Glee star has since apologized for the incident if throwing a production assistant under the bus counts as an apology. Popeater reports: “I heard Hailee was upset and feel terrible,” she said. “The Read More ...

Snooki Doesn’t Want To Be Called Snooki

Posted: 12 Jan 2011 10:32 AM PST

   
Paving the way for her to finally be called, “Shitty Wicket,” Snooki is reportedly tired of her famous nickname and wants to go back to whatever the hell her real name is. Snooktopher? Via the AP: The reality TV star says the moniker that helped make her famous has gotten a little old and she misses Read More ...

The Other Pages Have Posts On Them

Posted: 12 Jan 2011 10:30 AM PST

 
Welcome to the part of The Superficial where I direct you to other posts that happened during the day because a surprisingly large amount of you think the posts on the front page are the only thing I’ve written, and an even frighteningly larger amount think the old posts fall off the page into the Read More ...

Olivia Munn Has a Controversial Groin

Posted: 12 Jan 2011 09:54 AM PST

   
Marking possibly the first time Maxim has ever been accused of showing too much, the February 2011 cover featuring Olivia Munn is apparently under fire for featuring her in see-through panties that reveal an entirely airbrushed pubic region that might as well be Barbie’s crotch. Hide your kids! FOX411 reports: "It's disgusting," Dan Gainor, Vice President Read More ...

Kim Kardashian: ‘My Lips Were Puffy Because I Had The Flu’

Posted: 12 Jan 2011 09:17 AM PST

   
Because the truth is practically a white man’s penis to her, Kim Kardashian wants everyone to know she did not get collagen in her lips the other day and simply had the flu, according to Extra: “I have the flu. I’m puffy and swollen, and I have no make-up on. Why would I just do my Read More ...

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