The Superficial - Because You're Ugly |
- Rare Christina Hendricks Playboy Photos
- Keira Knightley is Single and Other News
- First Look: Andrew Garfield’s Spider-Man Costume
- This Was Holding Adam Levine’s Unit
- Ashton Kutcher: ‘Demi Moore Wasn’t Jealous of Natalie Portman’
- The Other Pages Have Posts On Them
- Olivia Munn Finally Grasps Twitter
- Rumer Willis is a Model. I Guess.
| Rare Christina Hendricks Playboy Photos Posted: 13 Jan 2011 01:32 PM PST    Presumably to teach Spider-Man that the Internet is reserved for breasts and intercourse, Playboy has released rare photos of Christina Hendricks from the July 1999 issue (above). Except I can’t help but notice something seems off. Gigantically off. Like I’m finding out Santa Claus isn’t real, but it’s giving me an erection. That can’t be Read More ... |
| Keira Knightley is Single and Other News Posted: 13 Jan 2011 01:25 PM PST    (We only had to go back six years to find find a photo of her not looking like Gollum.) - The paparazzi ruined Keira Knightley’s relationship. - Wendy Williams is in a bikini. I would apologize, but if you click, it’s your own fault. - Gwyneth Paltrow is an inspiration to opulently wealthy mothers everywhere. Read More ... |
| First Look: Andrew Garfield’s Spider-Man Costume Posted: 13 Jan 2011 12:43 PM PST    Sony Pictures has released the first image of Andrew Garfield (The Social Network) in costume for the upcoming Spider-Man reboot, so hopefully this makes up for all those pics of hipster Peter Parker I subjected you to earlier. That said, it’s nice to see a thinner Spider-Man instead of the chunky, Power Ranger-esque version played Read More ... |
| This Was Holding Adam Levine’s Unit Posted: 13 Jan 2011 12:15 PM PST    Adam Levine recently posed nude for Cosmopolitan UK, but with his man-parts conveniently covered up by the disembodied hand of his girlfriend, Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Anne Vyalitsyna-Iwasorderedinthemail. So here’s the two of them filming a Maroon 5 video in LA yesterday where they apparently have sex in a bed on top of a building Read More ... |
| Ashton Kutcher: ‘Demi Moore Wasn’t Jealous of Natalie Portman’ Posted: 13 Jan 2011 11:07 AM PST    But let’s assume she is now. During the premiere of No Strings Attached, Ashton Kutcher was asked how Demi Moore felt about his sex scenes with the almost two decades younger Natalie Portman, what follows is your typical Hollywood response from a man afraid of sleeping in the cellar again. Via Hollywood Life: When asked if he Read More ... |
| The Other Pages Have Posts On Them Posted: 13 Jan 2011 11:00 AM PST  Welcome to the part of The Superficial where I direct you to other posts that happened during the day because a surprisingly large amount of you think the posts on the front page are the only thing I’ve written, and an even frighteningly larger amount think the old posts fall off the page into the Read More ... |
| Olivia Munn Finally Grasps Twitter Posted: 13 Jan 2011 10:13 AM PST    After finally realizing why Coco will be immortalized on the side of a mountain, if not two tied together, for future generations to marvel at, Olivia Munn has started posting pics of her cleavage on Twitter (above). Granted, she’s embroiled in a controversial debate over airbrushed pubic bone, I can’t see how this won’t send Read More ... |
| Rumer Willis is a Model. I Guess. Posted: 13 Jan 2011 09:13 AM PST    Despite having the exact same facial structure as Glenn Quagmire, Rumer Willis is now the new face of Badgley Mishka thus keeping alive the proud Hollywood tradition of making whatever falls out of a wealthy vagina a model. What concerns me the most all about this, is that her mom buys plastic surgery in bulk, Read More ... |
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