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- Jessica Simpson is a fashion designer
- Lindsay Lohan has already violated her probation
- Lindsay Lohan is stalking Sam Ronson
- Tuesday morning headlines
- Lindsay Lohan now lives next door to Samantha Ronson
Jessica Simpson is a fashion designer Posted: 04 Jan 2011 02:28 PM PST It would be remiss of me to not post the pictures of Jessica Simpsons sexy outfit that she wore in Aspen this week. I wonder what was caused more dicks to shrivel up; the bitter cold or the way her fat shapeless legs filled those tights. |
Lindsay Lohan has already violated her probation Posted: 04 Jan 2011 11:39 AM PST It would be easy to say that Lindsay Lohan had been out of rehab for less than 24 hours before violating her probation, but to be fair, that's not true, because she was still in rehab when she violated her probation, at least according to the Palm Desert Police Department. Police now assert [...] |
Lindsay Lohan is stalking Sam Ronson Posted: 04 Jan 2011 10:15 AM PST Earlier it might have sounded like I was blaming Sam Ronson for Lindsay Lohans problems. Far from it. Sam isn’t the one who’s a dysfunctional drug addict. In fact she’s respected and successful. The point was that Lindsay Lohan hasn’t changed in any way since being arrested or sent to rehab, [...] |
Posted: 04 Jan 2011 08:26 AM PST GWYNETH PALTROW - suffered from postpartum depression after giving birth to her son Moses in 2006. “I just thought it meant I was a terrible mother and a terrible person.” And fat, Gwyneth, let’s not forget about fat. (people) SANDRA BULLOCK AND RYAN REYNOLDS - spent New Years Eve together in Austin. [...] |
Lindsay Lohan now lives next door to Samantha Ronson Posted: 04 Jan 2011 05:59 AM PST Let’s be perfectly clear: Lindsay Lohan is white trash, granted it's white trash with very nice tits. White trash often has the nicest tits for some reason, or maybe it's just that they’re the ones who let you see them the most. But she's definitely white trash, from a family of white [...] |
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