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• Scott Disick was just protecting Kim Kardashian’s honor after all
• Sienna Miller wears a cable-knit that literally every woman owns
• Ben Harper files for divorce from Laura Dern after five years of marriage
• Kelsey Grammer’s girlfriend miscarried their baby six weeks ago

Scott Disick was just protecting Kim Kardashian’s honor after all Posted: 10 Oct 2010 08:17 AM PDT You know how I was calling Scott Disick a dumb, Patrick Bateman-esque rage-aholic psychopath not even 48 hours ago? Well, I jumped the gun. Sort of. It seems that Scott was just defending the honor of his baby-mama's sister, Kat-Face Kardashian. It all started in a New York club on Thursday night, where Scott, Kim and Kourtney were hanging out and partying. Some dude came over to Kim and was trying to flirt with her, and he was getting handsy and weird. And the dude had a jealous, crazy girlfriend. And Scott and Kourtney stepped in, and chaos happened. After a female fan threw a drink on Kim Kardashian during a boozy night at NYC’s Juliet Supper Club on Thursday, the reality star is sharing her side of the story. “I want to address this because everyone has been asking me if I’m ok after the bar fight last night,” Kim, 29, blogged Friday. “I’m totally fine, guys!” So what led to the fan altercation? “A drunk male fan came up to me and asked to take a picture, and I obliged, but his girlfriend, who was also drunk, got a little out of hand,” she explained. “Luckily I had Scott [Disick] and Khloe there to protect me.” But an eyewitness tells UsMagazine.com that the male fan wanted more than just a picture from the E! star. “He was groping her, trying to pull her close,” the source told Us. “Scott got really defensive of Kim when the guy groped her…things escalated and Scott punched him. Security came and broke it up.” According to Kim, none of the Kardashians consumed any alcohol while at the club, though a source told Us that Disick, 27, “had a little vodka, but he seemed completely sober.” “We wanted a fun family night out, but when people see the cameras rolling, they try to get attention,” Kim complained. “I guess that’s what happened when the drunk girl saw that we were filming Kim and Kourtney Take New York.” For now, the reality star is happy to put the incident behind her. “I always take the high road, so we all left straight after and didn’t feed into their drama,” Kim said. “Moving on!” [From Us Weekly] I know this reads as one big excuse for Scott's violent behavior, but I actually think this version might have some merit. I don't know, it just sounds plausible to me, and I'm usually the first one to call them out on their bullsh-t. I think if Kim is defending Scott like this, he really must have been trying to help her. So…my bad, Scott. I apologize. Please don’t come after me with a chainsaw. Kim on October 8, 2010. Scott on October 5, 2010. Credit: WENN.

Sienna Miller wears a cable-knit that literally every woman owns Posted: 10 Oct 2010 07:56 AM PDT Call me crazy, but I've never gotten why so many women think Sienna Miller is some kind of nouveau style icon. Sure, she started a few trends (boho-chic, not washing your hair, the return of big leather belts), but she was a fashion follower more than anything. And beyond the odd peasant blouse circa 2004, I never really wanted her clothes. When you think about it, she's not even that versatile as a dresser - when she "dresses up," I usually find it horrible, like some dumb hippie girl wearing couture with combat boots, a big leather belt and dirty hair. She usually looks much better in street-wear than on a red carpet. The world is her runway. Anyway, a few days ago, when I saw these photos of Sienna attending a screening in France, I was aghast. I have this exact same sweater. Or at least I used to have this same sweater. When I was 12 years old. And my mom gave it to me for Christmas. Doesn't every woman have a sweater exactly like this? And almost always, our moms gave it to us. Our moms watch us as we open the big box, the knot of dread in our stomach, thinking "Oh, God, there was a sale at Kohl's. Please let it be a purse. Please God. Please." And it's this sweater. And we smile politely and say "thank you." And we even try it on, noting how the odd sleeves make our upper arms feel like they are stuffed sausages, cased in an itchy wool blend ("It's 10% cashmere!" our moms enthuse). So, yeah. Sienna Miller made me think of nausea on Christmas. And besides the dumb sweater (that probably cost a down payment on a mortgage), what's with the pants? I think my mom still HAS pants like this. Tapered, pleated, peachy-pink nightmares. You can tell that Sienna is trying to start a new trend. And she's failing. Sienna Miller on October 8, 2010. Credit: WENN.

Ben Harper files for divorce from Laura Dern after five years of marriage Posted: 10 Oct 2010 07:14 AM PDT Singer Ben Harper has dumped his wife, Laura Dern. That seems to be the consensus over at TMZ, where they report "Ben Harper Blindsides Laura Dern With Divorce Papers". Ben and Laura have been together for the better part of a decade, and they were about to celebrate their fifth wedding anniversary in December. Apparently, it seems quite scandalous, like Ben is trying to make sure everyone knows that he's dumping Laura, and that he doesn't want to pay her one penny: Laura Dern, 43, and Ben Harper, 40, are heading for divorce after nearly five years of marriage. The Oscar-nominated actress and the Grammy-winning musician have two children together, a 9-year-old son and a 5-year-old daughter. The divorce papers filed in court Friday afternoon by Harper cite irreconcilable differences, according to TMZ. Harper also asks that Dern be denied spousal support, and indicates in the document that he and his wife have been separated since January; sources tell TMZ, however, that the couple have lived and traveled together throughout 2010 “and were even intimate as recently as last week.” The couple have remained largely out of the spotlight. Before her 2005 marriage to Harper (who has two children from a previous marriage), Dern was in high-profile romances with a series of famous actors, including Nicolas Cage, Jeff Goldblum and Billy Bob Thornton. She won a Golden Globe for portraying Florida Secretary of State Katherine Harris in the 2008 HBO film ‘Recount.’ [From PopEater] That's so… sad. But also rather juicy? I have a little theory about why Ben is coming across like such a douche - does anyone else think Laura might have cheated? That would explain this big, public about-face, especially if they really were together for most of this year (which seems to be Laura's view). Now, if they really had been sort-of separated for the better part of the year (which seems to be Ben's view), then anything could have happened. Maybe he cheated. Maybe they just grew apart. Maybe she's still into Billy Bob. Who knows? Photos courtesy of WENN.

Kelsey Grammer’s girlfriend miscarried their baby six weeks ago Posted: 10 Oct 2010 07:05 AM PDT Pretty much as soon as Kelsey Grammer and his wife Camille split up early this summer, Kelsey began showing up around New York with a new girlfriend. The girlfriend is Kayte Walsh, and she's a 29 year old British blonde (Kelsey is 55). Anyway, their roll-out as a couple happened very quickly, and in August, her family confirmed that she was carrying Kelsey's baby. But things quickly went bad - it seems that shortly after the pregnancy was confirmed, Kayte suffered a miscarriage: It was devastating news the couple had not been ready to reveal for weeks. But on Saturday, Kelsey Grammer and girlfriend Kayte Walsh said she had a miscarriage. “We lost our unborn child about six weeks ago,” they tell PEOPLE in a statement. “We would like to thank all of those who expressed kindness and concern but we needed a little time to heal, time to find some solace before we publicly acknowledged our loss.” The actor, 55, and Walsh, 29, had revealed in August that she was expecting. It was to have been the first child for the couple and the fifth for Grammer. [From People] That's sad. Poor Kayte and Kelsey. I think it's fine that they didn't issue a statement right away - that's a private, personal, medical experience, and I get why they waited to say something. I also think Kelsey and Kayte will probably try again, don't you? If they do, good luck to them. Kelsey & Kayte at the US Open on Sept. 10, 2010. Credit: WENN.

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