Cele|bitchy

“Keith Richards says Mick Jagger has a little frank and big beans” links
Author who claims John Travolta is gay had his car run off the road twice
Michelle Williams’ platinum pixie: hideous or cute?
Enquirer: Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner’s marriage is “falling apart”
Is Julia Roberts drinking too much because she’s overwhelmed as a mom?
Marion Cotillard’s spectacular boobs & bangs trauma: cute or tragic?

“Keith Richards says Mick Jagger has a little frank and big beans” links

Posted: 15 Oct 2010 12:33 PM PDT

Keith Richards talks about Mick Jagger’s size issues. [Dlisted]
SJP does have weird arms. And this is an ugly dress. [LaineyGossip]
F-ck me, Jake Gyllenhaal looks incredible here. [Pop Sugar]
Another reason to dislike AnnaLynne McCord. [Gawker]
ASL's Project Runway recap - SPOILERS. [A Socialite Life]
Vintage Britney Spears, or just Photoshopped to hell and back? [IDLITW]
Xtina and son at the pumpkin patch. [PopBytes]
Attention Biebettes: JB is in Vancouver. Star driving. [Yeeah]
Um, I think Gloria Allred should be suing David Arquette in 3..2..1.. [The Blemish]
Damn, that Ewan McGregor/Jim Carrey gay prison movie still hasn't gotten a release date. You know Ewan goes down on Jim, right? [Agent Bedhead]
Emma Stone looks adorable outside of The Late Show. [Celebuzz]
More O'Reilly/Joy Behar crap. [Bitten and Bound]
Did Alicia Keys have her baby?!? [ICYDK]
Pretty In Pink cast reunites, except there's no Andrew McCarthy or James Spader! [PopEater]
Chelsea Handler is a C-U-Next-Tuesday to Nick Cannon. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
No one really gives a sh-t about Heather Graham. [LimeLife]
Review of Jackass 3D. [Pajiba]

Author who claims John Travolta is gay had his car run off the road twice

Posted: 15 Oct 2010 12:09 PM PDT

Note: the cover image is not a still from any alleged tape and is just from a paparazzi photo
The National Enquirer is running with yet another John Travolta cover story, this time claiming that his “gay affair” was “caught on tape.” That sounds really juicy, only no one at the Enquirer has actually viewed the tape and they’re relying on the account of a guy who has a book to promote and just swears he’s seen a 2004 tape featuring John getting a BJ from another guy. The Enquirer’s source passed two polygraphs, which is something, but not enough to convince me this story is real. Also, this is the same guy who started the latest round of “Travolta is gay” rumors and received another cover story in the Enquirer for it last month.

The author, interior designer Robert Randolph, offered up an e-mail to the Enquirer from the wife of a man who claims to have had sex with Travolta at a gym and a motel. It’s all a lot of hearsay, but it could be true. If this is the case, and Travolta has had over 50 gay lovers as this guy claims, why has no one spoken out about it until now? We may have the answer in the form of some scary run-ins that Randolph had recently while driving. His car was chased by two different vehicles one day, with a black SUV ramming into him at a red light and attempting to run him off the road. Randolph believes its reprisal from the “Church” of Scientology for his claims about one of their most famous members. Here’s more:

Randolph writes in his upcoming memoir “You’ll never Spa in This Town Again” that Travolta is among a number of male stars who regularly engaged in gay sex in Hollywood steam rooms and health spas.

Now in another blockbuster, Randolph tells The Enquirer that a security camera videotaped the “Pulp Fiction” star during a gay hookup at a spa.

“I’ve seen the X-Rated videotape that clearly shows John Travolta having gay sex!” Randolph declared.

“On the tape, John is seen receiving oral sex from another man.”

“The tape was recorded in 2004, and I know for a fact that a copy of the master tape was made,” said Randolph. Two independently administered polygraph exams showed that Randolph is telling the truth about Travolta having sex with men.

“I’d be amazed if this video isn’t made public at some point,” he said…

Randolph’s car chased and run off the road
“My book takes on John Travolta and the Church of Scientology. Both are incredibly powerful, and I fear their supporters may be out for revenge.”

Both incidents unfolded on Oct. 7, according to Randolph. In the most frightening, a black SUV with a man at the wheel followed his Mercedes down the highway and chased him for miles, he said.

According to an L.A. Police Department report, the SUV “rammed [Randolph's] vehicle twice at the red light” and “attempted to run his vehicle off the road.”

The SUV then raced off, Randolph said.

Earlier that day, Randolph claims he was followed by a different car and was forced to swerve when the other driver tried to overtake his vehicle.”

[From The National Enquirer, print edition, October 25, 2010]

This guy should be scared. The man who tried to extort money from Tom Cruise over unauthorized “wedding photos” was found hanged in an apparent suicide while he was on house arrest. Only in order to hang himself he would have had to lift his knees up underneath him.

Is John Travolta gay? I could believe it. We’ve heard rumors, we’ve seen one kissing photo and now we have one guy who is making a lot of claims. It could be true, but if there are over 50 guys who claim to have slept with him, again why is only one guy who never slept with him coming out with this? So far all we have is hearsay and most of it is secondhand.

Michelle Williams’ platinum pixie: hideous or cute?

Posted: 15 Oct 2010 11:53 AM PDT

Here is Michelle Williams at the Blue Valentine premiere at the London Film Festival today. I have to admit, even though the dress is totally old-lady-doily, I kind of like it. Is it very "1950s party dress"? Sure. Do I think it looks like something Peggy would have worn in Season 2 of Mad Men? Sure. But, I still like it. The color is great, the cut is decent, and she jazzed it up nicely (?) with the leopard print shoes. Unlike Hilary Swank, Michelle doesn't do matchy-matchy, and yet… is the leopard print too out of place with this dress? Eh. Maybe. Wait… is one shoe leopard print and the other is striped?!? Is she wearing two different patterned shoes?

But really, who is paying attention to the outfit when there is this hair situation? This is… not good. She looks like a washed-out Hobbit. I think Michelle has gone this ultra-platinum color because she's currently playing Marilyn Monroe. But I'm pretty sure they would just make her wear a wig - so why the platinum? She needs another color to mix it up in there, because this is not flattering at all. And I'm not crazy about the little flip either.

Anyway, Ryan Gosling wasn't there. BOO. He's still shooting Drive in LA. If he had come to London, I'm sure he would have said something about her hair. Since he didn't go, I have to. Maybe we can call up Jennifer Aniston and get her to make a quip about Billy Idol.

Photos of Michelle in London on October 15, 2010. Credit: WENN.

Enquirer: Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner’s marriage is “falling apart”

Posted: 15 Oct 2010 11:12 AM PDT

Over the past… year, let's say, there have been a steady stream of breakup and "troubled marriage" stories about Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner. There were rumors about Ben and his young costar Blake Lively - rumors that persisted from production through the promotion of the film The Town. There have been rumors about Ben cheating on Jennifer with other women too, or at least getting much too flirty with other broads. What else? Oh, there were a couple of rumors about Ben drinking again too. With all of this, I've thought for a while now that Jen and Ben are in trouble, but are likely just sticking with the marriage for now, maybe hoping that it will get better, that they're going through a rough phase. When the tabloids do report the stories, it's always "poor Jen, but don't worry, they'll be fine." Because for some reason, Jennifer gets treated with kid gloves in ways that other celebrity women don't. Anyway, the National Enquirer has another marriage drama story, and this one is about Jennifer issuing an ultimatum to Ben:

Ben and Jennifer Garner's five-year marriage is hanging by a thread as the pair lead increasingly separate lives, say the couple's concerned friends. They have been drifting apart for months as Ben throws himself into acting and directing stints, and devoted mom Jennifer juggles mulitple projects while tending to their daughters.

Now, in a bombshell development, their estrangement has pushed Jennifer to the edge.

"Jen is ready to give Ben a shape-up or ship-out ultimatum," divulged an insider. "She wants Ben to make her and the kids his main priority. She wants him to start by letting her and the girls join him when he travels. I think jen believes that spending quality time together can save the day."

A source says the situation is "tragic" and "Things are not looking good between them right now, and she must be growing extremely pessimistic about her marriage. They are barely together these days, and when they do meet up, it's more about being parents. They used to be so happy, but unless something changes drastically, it seems inevitable that the couple will split."

As Ben promoted The Town, Jen stayed home and took the kids out. A source says: "Jen appears to have become the loneliest soccer mom in Hollywood."

Another issue: Ben's sobriety. Sources say there are renewed fears that he is drinking again.

[From The National Enquirer, print edition]

Eh… don't get me wrong, I think Ben and Jen have problems, I really do. And I think their problems are more than most couples working and struggling to raise the kids, I think Ben and Jen's problems are about infidelity and alcoholism and keeping up appearances and who is going to leave the relationship with public sympathy. But we'll see - Gwyneth and Chris Martin seem to live completely separate lives, and I thought they were headed for a split by the end of the year too - and now I think that they're going to stick it out. We'll see…

Oh, and Gossip Cop slammed this story, but GC didn’t have any denials from reps or anything, so it’s just his opinion that the story is false. Just like it’s my opinion that they’re having problems.

Is Julia Roberts drinking too much because she’s overwhelmed as a mom?

Posted: 15 Oct 2010 10:38 AM PDT

The Enquirer has a great story about Julia Roberts being a drunk because her kids are so annoying. My immediate reaction was: Yes, I bet every mother feels that exact same way all too often. My second take: thank God I'm not a mom. Anyway, this story isn't about Julia drinking ALL the time, just on one particular night when she and Danny went out and she was pounding vodka. Caution: this story may make you like Julia.

Julia Roberts was pounding down three Grey Goose vodka drinks in quick succession while attempting to wrangle her tots at a Malibu restaurant. Normally easy-going, she turned to the bottle after chasing the twins and her youngest son around the seaside eatery in early October, say sources.

"I think Julia was clearly stressed out about her children," one insider told The Enquirer. She appeared "exhausted and nerve-wracked" as she knocked back vodka-and-soda drinks while her twins ran around. "Her toddler Henry was squirming away from Julia and screaming that he wanted to go see the fishies with his siblings.

When she ordered her first cocktail, Julia was overheard saying "Mommy needs a drink - I could really use this right now."

[From The National Enquirer, print edition]

Sounds about right. And pounding three drinks on one night is fine as long you’re not driving, which I seriously doubt she was. I’m also intrigued by her drink - I want to know what mixer she was using. My drink of choice these days - I've gotten over my love affair with Scotch for the moment - is cranberry and Absolut. I call it my "Project Runway cocktail" because I drink three of them whilst watching PR. PR is so much more fun when you drink every time someone speaks German (it can be Heidi or Tim, it doesn't matter).

Anyway, this story made me like Julia. Damn it!

Marion Cotillard’s spectacular boobs & bangs trauma: cute or tragic?

Posted: 15 Oct 2010 10:18 AM PDT

These are new photos of Marion Cotillard at the Paris premiere of her new film, Les Petits Mouchoirs. I don't really care about the film. I care about the fashion. I care about the boobs. And I care about the bangs trauma. First, lets' go with the dress: I really don't like it. It's very "inspired by a trash bag." These beautiful women… they're told they can pull off anything, that they could wear a trash bag or a potato sack and still pull it off. Stop telling beautiful women sh-t like that. They get ideas. While Marion is a beautiful women, for sure, she looks so much better when she's wearing a lovely dress that is fitted appropriately and doesn't jack everything up and over (remember her upper arm disaster last month? Yeah). Speaking of: her boobs. They look… HUGE. Big enough that I'm considering whether or not those are pregnancy boobs. But Marion is normally well-endowed, isn't she? She has nice-sized boobs normally, and this dress might just make them look huge because it's so tight, everything is spilling out.

Lastly: The Bangs Trauma. Now, I know some of you have bangs and like bangs, and that's great and good for you. BUT. I have bangs trauma, and that's my thing, and it's a syndrome I deal with daily, especially when I see a hot mess like this. What bugs me most of all is that Marion is STUNNING without the bangs. Like, her face is a work of art. Add to that her already comically oversized ears, and you have a traditional beauty with just a hint of humor. When you add bangs trauma to that… it's just a mess. She looks like a frog. I’m not making a French joke. I hate the bangs so much.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Cele|bitchy

Cele|bitchy

No comments:

Post a Comment