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- Gwyneth Paltrow says she’s a lush; credits RDJ with helping her understand addiction
- David Gandy (my forever dong) wants to be Britain’s Model of the Year
- Carla Gugino’s Georges Chakra dress: cute or budget?
- Raccoon McPantless suspended from Gossip Girl, for being so hardcore
- Blake Lively’s boobsy Versace vs. Beyonce’s conservative style
- Clive Owen is back in Madrid, waiting to feed you tapas
- Kris Kardashian says her daughter Kim and Gabriel Aubry are ‘just friends’
- Lindsay Lohan is officially allowed to drive again
- Fantasia Barrino admits in court that she aborted her married lover’s baby
- Sister Wives Honeymoon: Kody is a selfish doofus, Janelle breaks down
Gwyneth Paltrow says she’s a lush; credits RDJ with helping her understand addiction Posted: 23 Nov 2010 09:01 AM PST
[From The Chelsea Lately show, aired 11-22-10] Gwyneth also told a cute story about how her six year-old daughter, Apple, switches between a British and a US accent depending on who she’s talking to. How do I explain my feelings toward Gwyneth? She’s the new girl in the eighth grade who was nice to my face but then turned around and tried to poach all of my friends. She seems very nice, but there’s something so calculated and icy about Gwyneth. It’s not like she knows any other way to act, which is why it seems natural. Gwyneth is shown below on 10/18/10. Credit: WENN.com |
David Gandy (my forever dong) wants to be Britain’s Model of the Year Posted: 23 Nov 2010 08:59 AM PST I know many of you don't care about my various lovers, like Gerard Butler (too gross), or Clive Owen (why don't you love him?!?) and now David Gandy, British model and professional beautiful man, and my Forever Dong. The last time I wrote about him, you girls actually seemed to like it, though, so here's hoping this will be another good post. As you may know, David cannot live on our love alone, so he still has to work for a living. He's one of the most in-demand models out there, and the way I rationalize it, I'm providing My Lover with a great service - added exposure in the American market. Whew… does anyone get hot just thinking about "Gandy" and "exposure" in the same sentence? Anyway, David is nominated for a British Fashion Award this year, for Best British Model of the year. He's up against two girls. And he wants to beat them out!
[From Contact Music] Seriously, Gandy is the best. He should start modeling women's clothes. AND LINGERIE. Sweet Jesus. Here's that commercial/short film "Away We Stay" - it gets really good around the five-minute mark. When he leans in to kiss Helena, I actually squeal: |
Carla Gugino’s Georges Chakra dress: cute or budget? Posted: 23 Nov 2010 08:24 AM PST What's the general opinion on Carla Gugino? I think she's an extremely talented actress who never really got her breakout role, and that's sad. I also think she's very, very pretty, and I love that she isn't messing with her face. She's 39 years old, and she looks like a beautiful woman in her 30s. It's refreshing. But as much as I like Carla, I do not love this dress. It's a Georges Chakra Couture dress, and she wore it to last night's premiere of Faster, that dumb-looking action film starring The Rock. The dress looks budget - but the hair and makeup look really good. Eh. It's a wash. Guess who else is in the movie? Billy Bob Thornton. And his new face and his new hair. He looks… not good. CB was going to devote a whole post about Billy Bob's budget weave/lacefront and his facelift, but thankfully, she decided against it. The Daily Mail has more on the alleged facelift - which I don't really see. I think he might have had Botox, and maybe some kind of neck lift, maybe. But his face looks… whatever. It's the wig/plugs situation that is really bothering me. Oh, and whatever the hell that crap is on his chin. Here's a shot of the whole cast. The guy on the far left is Oliver Jackson-Cohen. Doesn't he look like a budget Jake Gyllenhaal? Weird. |
Raccoon McPantless suspended from Gossip Girl, for being so hardcore Posted: 23 Nov 2010 07:59 AM PST True story: I've referred to her as variations on "Raccoon McPantless" for so long, I now get a brainfart when I'm trying to remember her real name. Anyway, this story seems like it happened months ago, but here we go again: Taylor Momsen has been indefinitely suspended from Gossip Girl. Now, Our Raccoon was already on "indefinite leave" from Gossip Girl, and that was announced back in April - but that was something to do with her touring and promotional schedule for The Pretty Reckless. This sounds like Raccoon just pissed people off:
[From Celebuzz] Eh. I actually think it's kind of rude for Gossip Girl producers to act like it's some kind of SCANDAL and Raccoon is so unprofessional right now. I mean, hasn't she been an unprofessional little bitch this whole time? And wasn't she already on leave (sort of) from the show? Whatever. On this one, I hate to admit, I'm mildly on Team Raccoon, just because it seems like the producers are making an unprofessional move, doing this whole thing in public. Maybe they're trying to get her to quit and break her contract? |
Blake Lively’s boobsy Versace vs. Beyonce’s conservative style Posted: 23 Nov 2010 07:38 AM PST Last night, Blake Lively and Beyonce were co-hostesses of a launch party for Lorraine Schwartz’s ‘2BHAPPY’ jewelry collection. Blake wore Versace - one of the most budget-looking Versace dresses I've ever seen, actually. I usually associate Versace with looking on the friendly side of the trashy vs. sexy side, but Blake's overall look is… not good. Sidenote: does anyone else think that the fabric in front looks like vagina drapes? I also kind of think she asked Versace to raise the hem of what was supposed to be a full-length gown. In any case, Blake had her tittays out, so you know she was either depressed and/or looking for someone to tell her that she's WAY prettier than Carey Mulligan. Meanwhile, Bey wore an Antonio Berardi pencil dress from the Fall 2010 collection. I like this better than the brownish dress she wore on Sunday night (that was Naeem Khan), but I still feel like something is off. This is not the best bustline/neckline for a girl who is anything more than an A-cup. I think that's it. Because otherwise, the dress is rather nice. My verdict: Bey is better dressed than Blake. |
Clive Owen is back in Madrid, waiting to feed you tapas Posted: 23 Nov 2010 06:55 AM PST FROM THE DESK OF CLIVE OWEN: Hello, my darlings. I'm in Spain, yet again. This visit is for GQ Spain's Man of the Year ceremony, held in some fabulous Spanish hotel in Madrid. The cool white sheets on the hotel bed feel so good against my naked skin. Sure, I'll hold on for you to finish yourself off. We haven't even gotten to the part about my gorgeous bulge in these pants. Oh, you're ready again? Sure, I'll wait. Let me help you out: your tits look gorgeous today. You're done? That was fast. Lovely. Moving on. You might be wondering why I seem to only do photo op events in Spain. I don't really know. Maybe I just love the country. Maybe the event is sponsored by Chivas, and they paid for my second home. Maybe I have a mistress squired away in a Madrid pied-à-terre. Maybe I'm just waiting for you to join me in this lovely city so I can hand-feed you lovely little tapas before you attempt to take off this fabulous velveteen jacket with your teeth. All are solid possibilities. Anyway, I hope you enjoy these photos. I'm giving this gorgeous, smug little smile just for you, my love. Yours, |
Kris Kardashian says her daughter Kim and Gabriel Aubry are ‘just friends’ Posted: 23 Nov 2010 06:44 AM PST Last night mama bear Kris Kardashian was on the George Lopez show, and answered questions about Kim’s high profile date with Gabriel. She seemed to indicate that she had met the guy, and said that Gabriel was “just friends” with her daughter Kim. That’s not good news. I was hoping for “just ran into each other.”* She said “Gabriel Aubry, he’s so nice he’s a friend of Kim’s… just friends!” Lopez said “he’s a beautiful guy.” Kris agreed “Isn’t he hot? They’re not dating, they’re just friends.” Let’s hope that Gabriel was hoping to make his ex, Halle Berry, jealous in light of her high profile romance with Olivier Martinez. We’ve heard that he doesn’t approve, and this could have been a misguided attempt to turn the tables. *Note that Kris said “You never know who you’re going to find at a Laker Game,” she didn’t say “You never know who you’re going to run into at a Laker game” as E! reported. She also didn’t seem to understand who Lopez was asking about until after she said that. So it doesn’t sound like Kim and Gabriel just ran into each other there. Here’s Kim promoting those Skechers ShapeUp shoes which are not really recommended for most people and generally considered a waste of money. She’s also shown at some jewelry event yesterday and with Gabriel outside the Lakers game on Sunday. I hope this is the last we hear about those two. Photo Credit: Fayes Vision/WENN.com and WENN.com |
Lindsay Lohan is officially allowed to drive again Posted: 23 Nov 2010 06:31 AM PST Crackheads never learn. And neither does the Crackhead Industrial Complex. According to TMZ, Lindsay's driving privileges have been reinstated by the state of California and the Betty Ford Clinic. So… babies better check themselves, a Lohan's on the road!
[From TMZ] I just don't understand how Lindsay could get her license back, ever. Just one fifth of her crack shenanigans while driving should ensure that she's never allowed back on the road again. Is this just a failure of the state of California? In other crackhead news, E! News has more information of Lindsay's firing/withdrawal from Inferno. Someone submitted this question: "Lindsay Lohan has been fired from this Linda Lovelace biopic Inferno because she’s “uninsurable.” Is that true or just an excuse to fire her?" Here's the answer:
[From E! News] So will Lindsay ever work again. As much as I would hope not, she probably will. She'll be "sober" (ish) for a little while and get a couple of parts, maybe on TV or a cameo in a budget film, somehow. And then the train wreck will start all over again. Just a guess! Header courtesy of Fame. |
Fantasia Barrino admits in court that she aborted her married lover’s baby Posted: 23 Nov 2010 06:09 AM PST Just so you know, this story upset me so much that I had to calm myself with Clive Owen photos. Remember all of the drama with Fantasia Barrino several months ago? Bossip and other sites had been calling Fantasia out for more than a year for boning a married dude named Antwaun Cook. Antwaun's wife Paula filed for divorce and cited 'Tasia in the filing, so it became a matter of public record that 'Tasia was "the other woman." Not just that - Paula also claimed that Fantasia harassed her and tried to "force" Paula into leaving Antwaun. First, Fantasia tried to deny that crap, then she made a suicide attempt (by taking a bunch of aspirin and calling her manager, who was in the next room). She was hospitalized for a short time, then she made a somewhat full confession that she and Antwaun were lovers, and that she had been misled, et cetera. It was all part of her reality show. Shortly after her hospitalization, the tabloids (and photo evidence) began to indicate that Fantasia was pregnant with Antwaun's love child. And now we're finding out that she really was… and that she had an abortion:
[From Radar] Well… at least we know now that all of those tabloid reports were true. I kind of believed them too. I'm actually surprised that Fantasia had an abortion - isn't she super-religious? Granted, her Christianity didn't stop her from boning a married man for a year, but I thought abortion was the really big one, you know? It's sad… but I also totally understand that thought process, and adding that layer of complication to the story of Paula filing for divorce and the suicide attempt… well, it makes a little more sense. She was probably several months pregnant at the time. Not that it makes it better, it just makes slightly more sense. Header courtesy of WENN. |
Sister Wives Honeymoon: Kody is a selfish doofus, Janelle breaks down Posted: 23 Nov 2010 05:43 AM PST
Kody and Robyn were shown taking surfing lessons and visiting an animal reserve, where Kody marveled at all the animal species that were polygamous. When Kody and Robyn took a ride on a zip cord, he quipped “I’ve got four wives, nothing scares me but poverty”
Janelle and Kody are “best friends” Kody: “What happens I think on some level is that she’s never been romantically inclined, but she sees something happen romantically and goes ‘I’m missing that‘” Janelle: “To say that that’s why I was mad, I don’t think so. I don’t think it was because the relationships are different. I think it was more just me still coming to terms with ‘where do I still fit into the picture?‘” Kody: “You’ve never been replaced. I’m not marrying another Janelle. You will always be my best friend.” Janelle: “We really are ultimately best friends. We talk about everything and anything, and we talk for a long time.” Christine: “Your relationship with Kody was always something I was jealous over, because I was never valued as an intellectual. We never, we still don’t talk for hours.” Meri: “I see how he is with each of you guys, and you wish that you had that. It’s like the grass is always greener and it’s hard to see what’s special about you.” Christine gets through it by calling Robyn “sad” Robyn - “After we got back from the honeymoon, Christine [was] on the phone shooting tears and said ‘Tell me you needed this.’ ‘I did, I really needed this.’” Christine explained to the other women. “11 days for her is necessary and once she said that, I was like ‘Oh, that’s sad.‘” Then Janelle stepped in, again the thoughtful peacekeeper. “Kody is very good at doing what he thinks is best for us… He tailors what he does, it’s different for everybody what they need.”
Robyn - “One of the biggest things that attracted me to Kody is his love for his wives. The fact that he saw value in each one of these girls, for different reasons, for who they were, for their strengths and their weaknesses, was like, I just drooled… I love to know that he’s loving his other wives because that means he’ll love me too.” Kody - “To me, loving more than one wife is really not far from loving more than one child… I still have as much depth, love and affection for Meri, Janelle and Christine as I ever did.” Then the show tried to tie a frayed ribbon on it with footage of some kind of family togetherness party with a cake with candles, and a quote from Meri about how being a polygamist is like having a baby. Meri - “This plural lifestyle we’re living is synonymous, in a way, with a woman who decides to have a baby. She knows what is ahead of her. She knows that there’s pain involved, she knows that there’s discomfort involved, but at the end of it she has this beautiful blessing..” They’ve got one guy who has been married to three wives for twenty years with 14 kids, 3 stepkids and a newer, younger wife coming into the picture. Maybe they can justify that by saying the pain is necessary for their religion, and I believe that as long as their kids are well cared for they have the right to live however they want to. However their reality is a lot clearer to the viewing audience than it seems to be to the people going through it. The next season of Sister Wives will start airing in March, 2011. Kody Brown is currently under investigation by local police for felony bigamy. |
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