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- This Was Almost John Mayer
- Madonna Still Walks Among The Living and Other News
- Irina Shayk in GQ Spain
- Lindsay Lohan Wants Restraining Order Against The Entire Paparazzi
- Ochocinco is Engaged. Also, Naked.
- Leighton Meester Dressed Like a Dude
- Christina Aguilera Met Her New Man’s Mom Already
- Kardashians Kancel Kard. – Wait.
| Posted: 30 Nov 2010 05:53 PM PST    Further proving Katy Perry seeks out man-whores to convert them to Christ, once upon a time during the 2009 VMAs, John Mayer almost came between those Katy and Russell Brand. Which still makes this a semen joke. E! News reports: “They’d never met in person, and she went to meet him there after she was at Read More ... |
| Madonna Still Walks Among The Living and Other News Posted: 30 Nov 2010 01:53 PM PST    - Kim Kardashian wanted her breasts to stop growing because she’s the Devil. - Johnny Depp has a lot of stuff to say. - Gwyneth Paltrow is now Team Aniston. - Sofia Vergara still has really awesome breasts. - Mila Kunis is the Anti-Madonna. - Evelyn Lozada made a smart Read More ... |
| Posted: 30 Nov 2010 12:40 PM PST    For those of you foolish enough to read the words down here, this is Russian model Irina Shayk posing for the December issue of GQ Spain. She’s also the girlfriend of Portuguese soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo despite the fact he’s had sex with Paris Hilton, and was successfully sued in a paternity suit while dating Read More ... |
| Lindsay Lohan Wants Restraining Order Against The Entire Paparazzi Posted: 30 Nov 2010 11:34 AM PST    Despite the fact she angled her “Sober Shine Award” just so they’d see it this morning, Lindsay Lohan is demanding her lawyer file a restraining order against every single paparazzi after they cost her her driving privileges. TMZ reports: The L.A. County Probation Department — along with the DMV — have given Lindsay the green light Read More ... |
| Ochocinco is Engaged. Also, Naked. Posted: 30 Nov 2010 10:39 AM PST  I’m all kinds of confusing today. In a double-whammy to Kim Kardashian, NFL superstar Chad Ochocinco not only hates fur, but just took himself off the market by announcing his engagement this morning. Us Magazine reports: He announced that he is engaged to model Evelyn Lozada on Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS FM radio show Tuesday. “Yeah, man … It’s Read More ... |
| Leighton Meester Dressed Like a Dude Posted: 30 Nov 2010 10:00 AM PST    Because you can’t seem to get enough of her despite the fact she’s lacking a certain magnifique boulon-ons of say, I dunno, Blake Lively, here’s Leighton Meester at the Gotham Independent Film Awards last night where she decided to wear a suit and tie to sexually confuse me. I say sexually confuse because I have Read More ... |
| Christina Aguilera Met Her New Man’s Mom Already Posted: 30 Nov 2010 08:45 AM PST    Seen here performing on Dancing With The Stars last week, Christina Aguilera met her new boyfriend Matthew Rutler’s mother over the weekend presumably to inform her she’s going to be a grandmother. Apparently, her son Max stayed in Los Angeles with Jordan Bratman who more than likely requested the time to determine if his son’s Read More ... |
| Kardashians Kancel Kard. – Wait. Posted: 30 Nov 2010 07:38 AM PST    The Kardashian sisters have abandoned their barely month-old prepaid debit card, the “Kardashian Kard,” after the Connecticut attorney general announced he was investigating the Kard for violating consumer protection laws with “predatory” fees, according to Gossip Cop: The notice of termination letter says that the Kardashians "have worked extremely long and hard to create a positive Read More ... |
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