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- ITW: Empress Zahara demands Brangelina adopt a Namibian orphan girl
- Hot Guy Friday: The Unbearable Hotness of Dong
- Donald Trump rejects Lindsay Lohan for Celebrity Apprentice
- Natalie Portman’s friends worry her baby-daddy is “the ballet K-Fed”
- Hot Guy Bulgari: Gerard Butler, Jason Lewis & more at charity event
- Kristen Stewart’s Vogue cover preview: “It’s not my job” to talk about Sparkles
- Melissa Etheridge is dating her ex wife’s best friend
- Demi Moore in mottled grey: surprisingly good, or should she stick to jewel tones?
- Camille Grammer got dumped on Real Housewives, and I actually felt sorry for her
- Was Kate Hudson really trying to get pregnant, or was she “surprised”?
| ITW: Empress Zahara demands Brangelina adopt a Namibian orphan girl Posted: 14 Jan 2011 08:55 AM PST What potentially could have been a great scoop for In Touch Weekly - if they're telling the truth - quickly turned into another "Angelina is hungry for babies, Brad is exhausted and gives in to whatever crazy demand Angelina makes" story. In Touch claims that when Brad and Angelina were in Namibia for Christmas, they visited the Unesco Center orphanage. This I will buy. Even if they are looking to adopt, Brad and Angelina have a history of visiting orphanages and passing out toys. But then In Touch spins a story about how Angelina and Empress Zahara met a little Namibian orphan girl and the Empress was all "Mother, you need to adopt her. I demand it." And Angelina was all "Okay, whatever you say, your highness." And Brad was all "Angie, ANOTHER BABY?!!?" Maybe that's not exactly what happened, but I like my version better.
[From In Touch Weekly, print edition] The story just kind of falls off after that, like In Touch is unsure of whether or not to claim that Angelina did in fact begin the paperwork to adopt. Now, I've said it many times before - I do think they're adopt again. And hell, maybe they would even adopt from Namibia. I do tend to think they would do another African adoption if and when they adopt again. But I'll say this - the fact that ITW spun this tale about Angelina "getting her way" and Brad being sad and letting Angelina do whatever she wants… well, it makes me doubt all of it. Whatever. Photos courtesy of WENN and Fame.      |
| Hot Guy Friday: The Unbearable Hotness of Dong Posted: 14 Jan 2011 07:52 AM PST Idris Elba. Alas, not every week can begin with an open letter from the desk of Clive Owen. Even though you say that's what you want, you would tire of Clive, and Clive wouldn't want that. So here we have the black Clive Owen… or is Clive the white Idris Elba? Discuss. My love of Idris has grown by leaps and bounds, pretty much as soon as I heard him speak with his natural British accent. And then I took one look at his arms, and my love knew no bounds. Is Idris a sketchball? Yes. But he's a beautiful ball of sketchiness that I would like to spread on… wait, what? That got away from me. IDRIS. Viggo Motensen. What is there to say about him? He's beautiful. He's sexy. He's challenging. He's an actor's actor. He's beautiful. Sigh… VIGGO. Andy Whitfield. He's sick right now, but we can dream of the day when he's all better and he's smoldering like this in front of us and we can be all "I'm so glad you're feeling better, here are my panties, meet me in the bathroom." I went and did the extra legwork and found a couple of his half-naked photos from Spartacus: Blood and Sand. You know, for "research". I would "research" the hell out of this man. Cory Monteith (By CB) We’ve had a lot of requests for this guy, and while I’ll admit to feeling a little pervy since I know him as a sweet highschooler on TV, he’s actually one of the older Glee castmembers at 28! He seems like good boyfriend material, like a solid guy who cooks you dinner and is a romantic. I’m confusing him with Finn again, but he does have that “decent guy” vibe about him. Plus, we’ve barely heard anything about his dating life, and you know he could have plenty of starlets. (OK, he dated Taylor Swift and maybe even Lea Michele briefly - there were rumors - but I’ll give him a pass for that.) Chris Pine (By CB) This Star Trek hottie is another request, and holy crap has he grown on me since I’ve been staring at his photos. He looks cocky as hell, but that just means the boy knows what he wants. He’s pretty enough to be a model. Ben Barnes (By CB) This 29 year-old British specimen is best known for his work as Prince Caspian in the Narnia films. I would say he’s not my type, but with his hair slicked back he reminds me of an English guy I dated in my 20s. The accent does it for me every time. Do you like him better clean cut or with shaggy hair? I know you’re going to say shaggy. When I see him in chain mail, I really get the appeal. Mos Def. Mos Def is a request, and I'm kicking myself for not including him sooner - I friggin' love this guy! He's so talented, both musically and acting-wise. Plus, he's adorable. I don't even thing "Ooooh, I need to hit that." I want to actually date him, and maybe make out with him a little bit. Mike Rowe. I really don't get the Mike Rowe thing. I mean, I "get" that he's rather sexy, in an average-guy-who-fixes-your-car way, especially because of his great voice and his arms. But I don't get why Mr. Average With A Sexy Voice is enough to merit multiple requests on Hot Guy Friday. You realize that you in these particular hot guy fantasies, you could be boning ANYONE, right? So why choose your mechanic? You could bone that guy any day of the week. Matthew Gray Gubler. By request, because you Gube-nerds keep requesting him. You know what's weird? Even though I'm always on the look-out for "pillow weepers" (I should trademark that), I don't think The Gube is one. He's nerdy and rather femme and yes, he totally looks like the guy who would run out and buy your tampons for you, but he's not a pillow-weeper like, say, Jim Sturgess. Enjoy him, nerds. Jesse Williams. By request. Apparently, he's on Grey's Anatomy and he's also done some movie work too. At first I thought he was kind of creepy-looking, but I think that's just his eyes. He has dog eyes - and I mean that as a compliment. To borrow a turn of phrase from Tom Ford, he has the eyes of a Husky. Michael Fassbender. I had difficulties this week in deciding whether My Beloved should go at the beginning or at the end. I decided that Fassbender should go at the end… because he is our dessert. He is our brownie, our handful of peanut butter M&Ms, our pile of whipped cream… and now I'm think of a whipped-cream-covered Fassdong. Mm. Anyway, considering our new Hot Guy Friday policy is "less work for Kaiser", I only should have done a few photos. But I couldn't stop myself from pouring over the epic-ness of The Fassbender. This man would break my heart in a million pieces, and I would let him just for the opportunity to hear him say my name, just once. Okay, but I want him to say my name when he's whispering it in my ear as he's nailing me. Deal? Photos courtesy of Fame, WENN, Vogue, The Telegraph, Fascinating Fassbender fansite, New York Magazine, Vanity Fair, GQ, GQ UK, Vogue, Details, Esquire, Entertainment Weekly, Google Images.    |
| Donald Trump rejects Lindsay Lohan for Celebrity Apprentice Posted: 14 Jan 2011 07:45 AM PST Donald Trump knows how to make the most out of even the stupidest little interview. Life & Style got their hands on Trump, my guess is to discuss the upcoming season of Celebrity Apprentice. Instead of just talking about the "celebrities" who are on this season, Trump decided to name-drop. Specifically, he decided to name-drop the Lohans. Just wait… it gets good.
[From Life & Style] First of all: hahahahahaha that Lindsay can't even book a gig on Celebrity Apprentice. That alone is hilarious. But add to that Trump's feelings on Dina - "I know Dina, she's a really lovely woman. I don't think she gets very much credit — she's tried" - oh, it's just a thing of beauty. Yes, Dina "tried". Just like Nicole Kidman "tried" Botox. Dina "tried" to make her daughter into a towering, epic, mind-blowing crackhead. It took effort, people! Photos courtesy of WENN.    |
| Natalie Portman’s friends worry her baby-daddy is “the ballet K-Fed” Posted: 14 Jan 2011 07:30 AM PST There's a hilarious story in this week's In Touch Weekly all about how Natalie Portman's friends are "concerned" that Benjamin Millepied is simple "the ballet K-Fed". While this has been discussed openly on blogs - I think LaineyGossip used a very similar turn of phrase - it's interesting to see tabloids really go after Natalie's baby-daddy like this. Is it a sign that the tabloids don't respect Natalie? Or is it a sign that Benjamin really is sketchy?
[From In Touch Weekly, print edition] It's looking more and more like Benjamin is going to get the blame if and when the whole thing goes up in flames. But Natalie is old enough to know better - so what does it say about her IF Benjamin is such a K-Fed-esque tool? In other Natalie news, she gave an interview to People Magazine about her baby superstitions and whether she's going to work after baby: "I'm very superstitious. I'm very Jewish that way. We don't do that." "That" being talking about what the gender is and plans for the nursery. She also says: "I'll be out of the public eye after [the baby's born]," Portman said, adding that she will be laying low for a while and will just take any future career opportunity "as it comes." But… but… she'll have to make the money! Ballet K-Fed must be supported financially! Photos courtesy of WENN, Details and Google Images.    |
| Hot Guy Bulgari: Gerard Butler, Jason Lewis & more at charity event Posted: 14 Jan 2011 07:01 AM PST Perhaps you can take this as a little appetizer to Hot Guy Friday, which we'll be publishing in an hour or two. These are photos of all of the dudes at that Bugari-sponsored event for Artists for Peace and Justice - for the girls' fashion shots, go here. This one is just about the dudes. Dudes like my beloved Gerard Butler, who seems to attempting to seduce the camera with his beautiful cauliflower head. His eyes say it all: "Scottish dong is best." Speaking of Scottish dongs, Kevin McKidd! Scottish AND a ginger. He's so erotic! Jason Lewis looks nice. I prefer him clean-cut, but I wouldn't kick this out of bed. I always feel slightly ashamed for liking Josh Brolin and for being so attracted to him. I know he's probably a massive douche in real life, but he's a great actor, and he's got the cocky-smug-handsome vibe that is my Kryptonite. Jon Tenney from The Closer! I love him. Fun fact: he was married to Teri Hatcher. They have a daughter together. As much as I love him, his suit is all kinds of wrong, though. Ricky Martin looks okay. He should try to reintroduce himself to his razor, though. I can smell Adrian Brody's douche from here. Is that the face of a man who is boning Jennifer Aniston? You decide. Also: I'm going to say something that will change the way you look at Adrian Brody forever: Ralph Macchio. Photos courtesy of Fame.    |
| Kristen Stewart’s Vogue cover preview: “It’s not my job” to talk about Sparkles Posted: 14 Jan 2011 06:35 AM PST I didn't know Kristen Stewart was the going to be the February cover girl for Vogue! That's very interesting. Anyway, this is just a preview of her cover piece - Vogue hasn't released the Mario Testino shots, but there are some interview excerpts floating around. As far as the cover shot - I think Kristen looks nice here. I like the lighter hair, but I don't care for the blouse. Her expression is cracking me up a little - slightly snotty, slightly scared, mouth open but not in a sexy way. It's oddly compelling. Here are some interview highlights:
[From Hollywood Life & Entertainmentwise] If you remember, Kristen was supposed to have a Vogue cover last year, when she was promoting The Runaways and/or Eclipse. Something went down between Kristen and Anna Wintour, and Blake Lively ended up with a cover while Kristen was relegated to "The Steal of the Month" - one photo and a short write-up. So… it's good that Kristen and Anna has buried the hatchet. Vogue cover shot courtesy of The Fashion Spot. Additional pic courtesy of Hollywood Life.    |
| Melissa Etheridge is dating her ex wife’s best friend Posted: 14 Jan 2011 06:19 AM PST
[From The National Enquirer, print edition, January 24, 2011] So did Melissa wait until she ended things with Tammy before taking up with their mutual friend? From the way Tammy explained Melissa’s behavior before their split, it’s doubtful. Meanwhile Melissa’s new girlfriend might create a sitcom in which Melissa will star:
[From The National Enquirer, print edition] We haven’t heard much lately about Melissa and Tammy’s court battle for custody and support. It looks like Melissa has moved on while she’s left the mother of her children high and dry. Melissa Etheridge is shown on 10/6/10. Linda Wallem is shown below on 5/3/10. Credit: WENN.com Linda Wallem: Tammy Lynn Michaels and Melissa in 2002 (credit: Fame)    |
| Demi Moore in mottled grey: surprisingly good, or should she stick to jewel tones? Posted: 14 Jan 2011 06:09 AM PST Last night there was a big event in LA for Artists for Peace and Justice, the organization that is doing a lot of great work in Haiti. The event was sponsored by Bulgari, and lots of A-listers and B-listers came out. Demi Moore wore this oddly enchanting grey frock to the event - she's involved with Artists for Peace and Justice, and she's made at least one trip to Haiti that I know of. At first I really hated her dress - Demi belongs in jewel tones, not this weird, mottled grey, but the dress is kind of growing on me. Demi's face, however, was a different story. Do you think Demi will ever have a “YES I TRIED IT” moment like Nicole Kidman, where she admits to some of her crazy youth-chasing procedures? If Demi can't come clean about her husband screwing around on her, what are the chances she'll admit to the work she's had done? Other stars in attendance - Olivia Wilde, another woman who has been very active in Artists for Peace and Justice. I like the simplicity of her black dress (I would wear it), and I like that her boobs aren't hanging out and all. But I hate the bangs trauma and the shoes. I'm so tired of these nude shoes. I'm surprised with how much I like Kirsten Dunst's dress. Usually I hate everything she wears, but Kiki has been surprising me lately. She looks really pretty here. Milla Jovovich: Hot Mess. Photos courtesy of Fame.    |
| Camille Grammer got dumped on Real Housewives, and I actually felt sorry for her Posted: 14 Jan 2011 06:05 AM PST “The kids seem to be doing ok. We’ve been spending quite a bit of time with them - Kayte and I, Kayte’s my new girl and we’re planning to get married soon - sometime in February.” Well that won’t happen if Camille has her way. She’s moved to block Kelsey’s petition for a quick divorce. On last night’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, we got to see Camille react to Kelsey telling her it was over. He still let her come out to New York to be his date for the Tony Awards afterwards, and he acted like he might give her another chance. Before she went to the Tonys, Kelsey broke the news over the phone. She explained “My husband called me in the middle of the night and told me that he was done with our marriage. I begged him please don’t leave, and don’t leave the family. It’s devastating.”
Camille recently told Popeater that she met Kelsey’s fiance and that it was uncomfortable but that she thought Kayte was “nice.” She added “It’s really important for me and Kelsey to be friends and amicable for our children’s sake. Because you know, we have to co-parent and that’s the correct way to do it.” She’s not sure if she’ll return to Real Housewives, and adds “I found out during filming that he wanted out and that he had moved another woman into our apartment in New York and she had gotten pregnant. And I ended up the bad guy!” Maybe, for this week, she’s not the villain for once. She’s still a self involved piece of work, but no one deserves to be treated like that. Here’s a toast Kelsey made on Real Housewives. He toasted “to love” and said “I’m particularly thrilled with the love I’m getting from the British people.” His 29 year-old mistress is of course British. That was really cold, and I felt so sorry for Camille after seeing this. I never thought I would say that. E! Online points out that this is just like an episode of Frasier. Photo credit: Tonys photo credit: WENN.com and dated 6/13/10. Photo of Kelsey and Kayte credit: Fame and dated 10/14/10. Other photos credit: BravoTV    |
| Was Kate Hudson really trying to get pregnant, or was she “surprised”? Posted: 14 Jan 2011 05:42 AM PST As we heard on Wednesday, Kate Hudson is with child. Apparently, she's already 14 weeks along, according to Us Weekly's sources, who seem to know everything about Kate's womb. The general consensus is that this was a "surprise" pregnancy too, unexpected but not unwanted, although I seriously doubt that. It might have been a "surprise" for Matthew Bellamy because Kate was all "Don't worry, I'm on the Pill!" but I don't think it was a surprise for Kate. Do you? I think she wanted to get knocked up. Perhaps because she really loves Bellamy, perhaps because she just wanted another baby, perhaps because she wanted attention. Who knows? People Magazine, as it turns out.
[From People] How long do you think Matthew will stick around? Honestly? I kind of like Kate (she was one of the best parts of Nine!), and I'll be generous: two years. Two more years, that is. So he'll stick around for the birth of the baby, and then maybe a year, year-and-a-half after that. Then it will all go to hell. One last thing - Kate went out to dinner last night with friends in NYC. According to People, Kate was "relaxed, smiling and in good spirits… It was a nice, quiet, happy dinner among friends." Matthew wasn't there. Gasp! Photos of Kate in December, courtesy of Fame.    |
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