The Superficial - Because You're Ugly |
- Happy New Year!
- BEST OF 2012: Anne Hathaway’s Vagina
- Everyone Kept Looking At Ashlee, So Jessica Simpson Tweeted Her Pregnant Gut In A Bikini
- BEST OF 2012: Christina Assulera
- Kim Kardashian’s Pregnant
- So That’s What A Claudia Galanti Does And Other News
- BEST OF 2012: Kim Kardashian Goes Kommando
| Posted: 31 Dec 2012 11:00 AM PST  Friend to the site KirillWasHere graciously sent over his little masterpiece that as soon as Photo Boy and I saw (20 times), we knew it was a much better way to end 2012 than my original plan of inviting you all over for a night of Magic: The Gathering and Shasta that would ultimately end Read More ...  |
| BEST OF 2012: Anne Hathaway’s Vagina Posted: 31 Dec 2012 09:58 AM PST        Greetings, exalted one. Allow me to introduce myself. I am The Superficial Writer, Jedi Knight and friend to Captain Photo Boy Solo. (He withheld sex until I wrote that.) I know that you are powerful, mighty reader, and that your anger with us not posting must be equally powerful. As a token of my goodwill, Read More ...  |
| Everyone Kept Looking At Ashlee, So Jessica Simpson Tweeted Her Pregnant Gut In A Bikini Posted: 31 Dec 2012 08:51 AM PST        Yesterday afternoon, you couldn’t hit a celebrity site without seeing new pics of Ashlee Simpson in a bikini while on vacation with the entire Simpson clan in Hawaii, so naturally Jessica did what any pregnant sister who’s confident with her body would do in this situation: Hide inside and tweet pics of her gut in Read More ...  |
| BEST OF 2012: Christina Assulera Posted: 31 Dec 2012 08:00 AM PST        Greetings, exalted one. Allow me to introduce myself. I am The Superficial Writer, Jedi Knight and friend to Captain Photo Boy Solo. (He withheld sex until I wrote that.) I know that you are powerful, mighty reader, and that your anger with us not posting must be equally powerful. As a token of my goodwill, Read More ...  |
| Posted: 31 Dec 2012 06:52 AM PST        “Whatchoo talkin’ bout, Matt Lauer?” I feel confident saying that by today most of us have let our guard down and began to feel pretty confident that the world was not going to end in 2012, so we only have ourselves to blame for Kim Kardashian being pregnant. Our pride and decadence brought this upon Read More ...  |
| So That’s What A Claudia Galanti Does And Other News Posted: 31 Dec 2012 06:50 AM PST        - Katt Williams ran over a dude’s foot after starting a fight at a nightclub hours after he was arrested for child endangerment which is literally 1/1,000th of the crazy shit he did this weekend. - Gwyneth Paltrow has another cookbook and it’s as pretentious as you think it is. - Hot Read More ...  |
| BEST OF 2012: Kim Kardashian Goes Kommando Posted: 31 Dec 2012 06:48 AM PST        Greetings, exalted one. Allow me to introduce myself. I am The Superficial Writer, Jedi Knight and friend to Captain Photo Boy Solo. (He withheld sex until I wrote that.) I know that you are powerful, mighty reader, and that your anger with us not posting must be equally powerful. As a token of my goodwill, Read More ...  |
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