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- The Crap We Missed – Friday 12.28.12
- BEST OF 2012: Emma Watson’s Pasties
- BEST OF 2012: Katy Perry’s Bikini Fell Off
- Jennifer Aniston’s Still In A Bikini And Other News
- BEST OF 2012: Avril Lavigne, Breast Inspector
| The Crap We Missed – Friday 12.28.12 Posted: 28 Dec 2012 10:30 AM PST        Welcome to a special Christmas Edition of The Crap We Missed. It took us a week to build and since Christmas is officially over, consider this your bonus stocking that we stuffed full of whores and douchebags, because we care. We tried including everyone this holiday season, so we left no erect nipple unturned, no Read More ...  |
| BEST OF 2012: Emma Watson’s Pasties Posted: 28 Dec 2012 09:44 AM PST        Greetings, exalted one. Allow me to introduce myself. I am The Superficial Writer, Jedi Knight and friend to Captain Photo Boy Solo. (He withheld sex until I wrote that.) I know that you are powerful, mighty reader, and that your anger with us not posting must be equally powerful. As a token of my goodwill, Read More ...  |
| BEST OF 2012: Katy Perry’s Bikini Fell Off Posted: 28 Dec 2012 08:38 AM PST        Greetings, exalted one. Allow me to introduce myself. I am The Superficial Writer, Jedi Knight and friend to Captain Photo Boy Solo. (He withheld sex until I wrote that.) I know that you are powerful, mighty reader, and that your anger with us not posting must be equally powerful. As a token of my goodwill, Read More ...  |
| Jennifer Aniston’s Still In A Bikini And Other News Posted: 28 Dec 2012 07:42 AM PST        - A touching mother/daughter moment presented by Courtney Love and Frances Bean - Anna Paquin gave birth to twins three months ago, yet somehow nobody knows their name or the sex. Meanwhile, I’m pretty sure I could draw a diagram of Snooki‘s cervix. (Pro Tip: Make sure to include 8 tentacles.) - Read More ...  |
| BEST OF 2012: Avril Lavigne, Breast Inspector Posted: 28 Dec 2012 06:46 AM PST        Greetings, exalted one. Allow me to introduce myself. I am The Superficial Writer, Jedi Knight and friend to Captain Photo Boy Solo. (He withheld sex until I wrote that.) I know that you are powerful, mighty reader, and that your anger with us not posting must be equally powerful. As a token of my goodwill, Read More ...  |
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