Friday, December 14, 2012

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


The Crap We Missed – Friday 12.14.12

Posted: 14 Dec 2012 12:00 PM PST

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“I see celebrity vagina every day down here. NBD.” Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which is one of the smaller galleries we’ve had in a while. Personally, I blame Anne Hathaway‘s vagina for scaring the celebs into their best behavior and not at all because of the nightmare I’ve been having where it Read More ...

Amanda Bynes Apparently Wants You To See What Dieting Did To Her Boob

Posted: 14 Dec 2012 10:52 AM PST

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Amanda Bynes posted two photos to Instagram last night to show off she’s on both the no candy and watermelon diet even though I’m pretty sure that last one is a horribly racist attempt to bang more black guys. Anyway, in case you were wondering just how far gone Amanda Bynes is, notice how she Read More ...

Amanda Seyfried Threw Anne Hathaway’s Vagina Under The Bus

Posted: 14 Dec 2012 09:36 AM PST

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Presumably because she’s drunk 24/7, TMZ got Amanda Seyfried to talk about Anne Hathaway‘s vagina where she literally said she’s a “fan of underwear.” Which seems like some cold-hearted shade to throw at a co-star’s vulnerable ham wallet, but apparently there are some very real fears that Anne Hathaway might get snubbed at the Oscars Read More ...

The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

Posted: 14 Dec 2012 08:30 AM PST

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And now for the joyous time of the week when we reflect on the events of days gone by, but mostly just the Playmates who Instagrammed pictures of themselves in a bathroom mirror during them because I honestly couldn’t even tell you what happened 30 minutes ago. (Something about a shower curtain? That can’t be Read More ...

What The Hell Is Kristen Stewart Wearing?

Posted: 14 Dec 2012 07:31 AM PST

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Earlier in the week, Kristen Stewart openly breathed in her own farts by saying a bunch of pretentious shit about On The Road, so a good way to make everyone forget every goddamn word you said is to show up on a red carpet wearing my grandmother’s underwear under a shower curtain. That’s how I Read More ...

Good Morning, More Candice Swanepoel In A Bikini, And Other News

Posted: 14 Dec 2012 06:33 AM PST

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- Katy Perry and John Mayer are that weird couple that wear Christmas sweaters now. - Katie Holmes and Blake Lively won 2012. - Who the hell invented bras anyway? - I can’t be the only one who read this and went, “Butt Sex Zone. No one’s allowed in the Read More ...

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