Wednesday, December 5, 2012

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 12.5.12

Posted: 05 Dec 2012 01:30 PM PST

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Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which basks in the warm afterglow of a Jon Hamm‘s penis post. It’s like that moment just after sex, where you roll over, light that cigarette, untie the belt from your neck and press pause on your Mad Men DVD if I’m observing Fish correctly through these binoculars. Read More ...

So Who Wants To See Emile Hirsch Taking A Leak In Public While Staring Directly At The Paparazzi?

Posted: 05 Dec 2012 12:30 PM PST

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Since we’ve already had a post about poop today (I should’ve leaked that to the Travolta video. Stupid.), here’s Emile Hirsch taking a leak on a plant outside a crowded Bootsy Bellows last night while looking genuinely shocked that someone caught what he was doing. His plan seemed so careful. “They’ll just think the plant’s Read More ...

John Travolta & Olivia Newton-John’s New Video Is Why We Can’t Have Christmas Anymore

Posted: 05 Dec 2012 11:30 AM PST

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There are exactly two people and two people only who could’ve edited this thing: A Scientology slave who’s never seen nor touched a computer before, or Jett Travolta from the grave. Tell me wrong. I dare you.Read More ...

Snooki Has Parenting Advice For Kate Middleton. Snooki. From ‘Jersey Shore.’

Posted: 05 Dec 2012 10:55 AM PST

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Setting aside the pointlessness and antiquity of having a royal family, at the end of the day Kate Middleton is an educated woman who carries herself with dignity and poise while aiding humanitarian efforts in her role as the Duchess of Cambridge. Whereas Snooki is famous for eating pickles on TV and peeing on a Read More ...

Brandi Glanville’s Son Accidentally Ate One of LeAnn Rimes’ Laxatives

Posted: 05 Dec 2012 09:49 AM PST

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Brandi Glanville has absolutely nothing going for her outside of being the wife Eddie Cibrian cheated on and eventually left for LeAnn Rimes, so here she is using her children as a weapon in a tell-all interview with Us Magazine where she criticizes LeAnn Rimes for using her children as a weapon. Fortunately, everybody hates Read More ...

Everybody Be Quiet, It’s A Jon Hamm’s Penis Post

Posted: 05 Dec 2012 09:03 AM PST

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When we last left Jon Hamm‘s penis, it slapped on a leather jacket and a St. Louis hat for a night of drinking, so here it is in Loz Feliz yesterday where I like to picture it prepared as a McRib wondering why it doesn’t get top billing on Mad Men instead of this schlub Read More ...

Teen Mom Jenelle Got Married

Posted: 05 Dec 2012 08:18 AM PST

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Teen Mom star Jenelle Evans got married in a “shotgun” courthouse wedding yesterday, and no, not to the dude she got engaged to a few months ago after he beat the shit out of her, but a different dude who already tattooed her name across his chest because everyone involved here makes incredible life decisions. Read More ...

Mel Gibson Will Straighten Lindsay Lohan Out

Posted: 05 Dec 2012 07:22 AM PST

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“I’m sorry. Ya said your last name’s Goldstein?” While attending the Mending Kids charity poker benefit over the weekend, Mel Gibson apparently told Extra that he plans to “reach out” to Lindsay Lohan which is awesome news if you enjoyed the outcome of the last person he attempted to rehabilitate. That said, I can’t help Read More ...

Good Morning, Kristin Cavallari, And Other News

Posted: 05 Dec 2012 06:10 AM PST

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- Where does the sexy end and The Beef begin? - Taylor Swift and her new boyfriend are totes dry humping. Totes. - I think these chicks work out, but don’t quote me on that. - So who wants to watch domestic life slowly eat away at Mitt Romney‘s sanity? Because Read More ...

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