Friday, December 7, 2012

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


The Crap We Missed – Friday 12.7.12

Posted: 07 Dec 2012 12:00 PM PST

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Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed and let me just say we are ending the week titty strong. Maybe to make up for the criminal penisfication of Miranda Kerr, or maybe because my sharply trained eyes and hardened heart would never fail to bring you this perplexing combo. While you struggle with the weirdest Read More ...

Stephen Baldwin Blue Steel’d The Shit Out of His Mugshot

Posted: 07 Dec 2012 10:58 AM PST

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Because “Render to Caesar the things that are Caesar’s” is one of those queer commie Bible verses that don’t count, Stephen Baldwin was arrested yesterday after basically failing to file tax returns with the state of New York for the last four years, according to TMZ: According to the Rockland County District Attorney, Baldwin has Read More ...

Miranda Kerr Posed For Terry Richardson

Posted: 07 Dec 2012 10:05 AM PST

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Presumably through molesting the lifeforce out of young boys, Terry Richardson can make Lindsay Lohan and Lady GaGa look like sexually desirable women despite them being a 45-year-old lung cancer patient and Marilyn Manson with a piranha plant for a penis respectively. Yet here’s Miranda Kerr, one of the top supermodels in the world, somehow Read More ...

And Now Back To America’s Royalty: BERTNEY!

Posted: 07 Dec 2012 08:50 AM PST

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I’ve often wondered how they manage to coax Britney Spears onto a red carpet without fried chicken hanging in the background, and today I found out the answer: Jason Trawick arrives to each event with a puppy hidden in his jacket which means every single one of these faces is, “Be good and ah getta Read More ...

Receptionist Who Fell For Royal Family/Kate Middleton Radio Show Prank Found Dead

Posted: 07 Dec 2012 08:17 AM PST

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Sorry for posting twice about the royal family – Please accept these Kate Middleton bikini photos as a token of my apologies. – but right as I hit “Publish” on the potential royal twins, the receptionist who fell for the radio show prank where two DJs pretended to be the royal family was just found Read More ...

Kate Middleton Might Be Having Twins

Posted: 07 Dec 2012 07:21 AM PST

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Now that the world knows Prince William has performed his royal duty of inseminating Kate Middleton while wielding Excalibur, here comes the inevitable speculation of how many things might fall out of her vagina and in what order because it’s about to get all Game of Thrones up in here. People reports: According to the Read More ...

Claudia Galanti In A Bikini And Other News

Posted: 07 Dec 2012 06:31 AM PST

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- One of the perks of pretending to bang Jennifer Lopez: Free Tiffany’s! SQUEEEEE! - This might be a gamble, but does anyone on the Internet enjoy Asian women? - “Your day of reckoning is at hand,” – Turkeys to Martha Stewart - If Carrie starts making Brody milk steaks, this Read More ...

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