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- The Crap We Missed – Friday 3.15.13
- Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Freezing Her Eggs, Probably Not A Bad Idea
- The ‘Spring Breakers’ Reviews Are In
- It’s Cool, Reese Witherspoon, Talking On Your Phone Next To A Gas Pump Is Totally Safe
- To All The Idiots Who Were Ready To Vandalize A School Because Charlie Sheen Told You To
- The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams
- Tamara Ecclestone Has Literally Been In A Bikini Every Day This Week And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Friday 3.15.13 Posted: 15 Mar 2013 12:30 PM PDT        Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that features this pic which is in no way the first red carpet appearance of Fish and I. Although it is unclear if they’re wearing pants in this shot…Look over there! *throws smokebomb, dives out window* Homoerotic musings aside, we’ve got an unusually large collection for a Friday Read More ...  |
| Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Freezing Her Eggs, Probably Not A Bad Idea Posted: 15 Mar 2013 11:33 AM PDT        Jennifer Love Hewitt is an attractive woman with phenomenal breasts that may or may not be worth $5 million, yet somehow she’s crazy enough that men apparently won’t ejaculate into her vagina without a condom on. So ever the eternal optimist, she’s now contemplating freezing her eggs in hopes that she’ll.. reverse age and not Read More ...  |
| The ‘Spring Breakers’ Reviews Are In Posted: 15 Mar 2013 09:20 AM PDT        Spring Breakers premiered at SXSW this week, and since apparently the opinion of a weiner humorist/breast pictorologist isn’t good enough to get invited, I still haven’t seen it. And probably won’t judging by the reviews I’ve cobbled together in case everyone wasn’t sure the entire year we’ve spent looking at bikini photos from the set Read More ...  |
| It’s Cool, Reese Witherspoon, Talking On Your Phone Next To A Gas Pump Is Totally Safe Posted: 15 Mar 2013 09:15 AM PDT        True story: The headline to this post started out as sarcastic until I checked to see if there really is a risk of cellphones causing explosions, and turns out it’s a myth. So now I look like an idiot while Reese Witherspoon looks mommishly hot in heels and jeans. But don’t worry, I brought a Read More ...  |
| To All The Idiots Who Were Ready To Vandalize A School Because Charlie Sheen Told You To Posted: 15 Mar 2013 07:59 AM PDT        Late Wednesday night/Thursday morning Charlie Sheen went on a Twitter rant where he literally instructed his nine million followers to vandalize an elementary school because he claims his daughter Sam was bullied and they had to pull her out. Which a surprising amount of you who I assumed were smarter than this responded with, “Yeah, Read More ...  |
| The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams Posted: 15 Mar 2013 07:55 AM PDT        Just in case I haven’t stressed how critical Photo Boy is to this whole operation and should, oh I dunno, never be let go in a round of company layoffs (“Subtle Jones,” they call me.), welcome to the triumphant return of The Week in Playmate Instagrams brought to you by our good friends at Playboy Read More ...  |
| Tamara Ecclestone Has Literally Been In A Bikini Every Day This Week And Other News Posted: 15 Mar 2013 06:32 AM PDT        - Gwyneth Paltrow is letting us, the unwashed masses, buy her old clothes. At last we may touch the heavens! - Somewhere Kanye West just threw Kim Kardashian‘s sex tape in the trash. This is all he needs to masturbate to now. - It was Towel Thursday yesterday. Relive the wonder and Read More ...  |
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