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- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 3.27.13
- Hayden Panettiere Loves Giant Penis So Much She’s Marrying It (Not A Jon Hamm Post)
- Justin Bieber’s Crackin’ Skulls, Son, Check Yo’self
- Amanda Bynes Tweeted Her Crazy Cleavage Again
- ‘The Wolverine’ Has An Actual Trailer Now
- BREAKING: Giant Sausage Loose In Manhattan, Evacuate Immediately
- Jon Hamm Knows We’re Looking At His Penis
- ‘Morning, Halle Berry In A Bikini, And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 3.27.13 Posted: 27 Mar 2013 01:00 PM PDT        Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that on account of that lead pic has me 100% positive there’s no male reading these words. With that in mind, ladies, I still think there’s plenty in here to entertain you as well. For example, you know how you hate Phoebe Price for just being Phoebe Price? Read More ...  |
| Hayden Panettiere Loves Giant Penis So Much She’s Marrying It (Not A Jon Hamm Post) Posted: 27 Mar 2013 12:00 PM PDT        Presumably to make Scotty McKnight feel like he has the smallest penis in the world, Hayden Panettiere not only ran back to Wladimir Klitschko but is now secretly engaged to him, according to Us Weekly: Hayden Panettiere and boxer Wladimir Klitschko are going the distance during round 2! The Nashville star, who reconciled with her Read More ...  |
| Justin Bieber’s Crackin’ Skulls, Son, Check Yo’self Posted: 27 Mar 2013 11:11 AM PDT        “Better take me to Chuck E. Cheese or I light yo’ ass up.” Yesterday, word broke that Justin Bieber was being investigated for “battery” after one of his neighbors confronted him about racing his Ferrari over 100 mph inside their gated communities which sounds like Bieber rolls: Knockin’ skulls and ridin’ boost like a big Read More ...  |
| Amanda Bynes Tweeted Her Crazy Cleavage Again Posted: 27 Mar 2013 10:27 AM PDT        Because you can’t spend everyday asking Drake to commit a homicide in your vagina (Or can you…), here’s Amanda Bynes tweeting selfies of her cleavage that, judging by the lens flare, are apparently for J.J. Abrams. “Attempted larceny my clit!” I believe she wrote. Photos: TwitterRead More ...  |
| ‘The Wolverine’ Has An Actual Trailer Now Posted: 27 Mar 2013 09:20 AM PDT  After a “tweaser,” a teaser and a hologram of Hugh Jackman‘s sideburns on the moon, Fox has finally released the full-length trailer for The Wolverine even though absolutely nobody gives a shit thanks to the last one raping everyone I hold dear if I recall correctly. At any rate, this one was supposed to be Read More ...  |
| BREAKING: Giant Sausage Loose In Manhattan, Evacuate Immediately Posted: 27 Mar 2013 08:26 AM PDT        Remember yesterday when I said Kim Kardashian‘s her own punchline? Apply that here. Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Splash NewsRead More ...  |
| Jon Hamm Knows We’re Looking At His Penis Posted: 27 Mar 2013 07:20 AM PDT        Jon Hamm‘s on the cover of the new Rolling Stone where he admits he’s aware of the Internet’s fascination with his penis and isn’t entirely cool with it, but it is what it is. Via Us Weekly: “Most of it’s tongue-in-cheek, but it is a little rude. It just speaks to a broader freedom that Read More ...  |
| ‘Morning, Halle Berry In A Bikini, And Other News Posted: 27 Mar 2013 06:14 AM PDT        - James Franco wants everyone to know he’s cool with Anne Hathaway now, so you can all stop the hating now because clearly it was entirely about that. - Real Housewives kills another marriage. It’s almost as if it’s an entire show about gold-digging, but no, that can’t be right. - Barebacks Read More ...  |
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