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- Jennifer Nicole Lee Showering In A Bikini: The Crap I Missed – Thursday 3.7.13
- Of Course Kim Kardashian Had A Miscarriage Scare
- There’s Another Video of Chris Brown Threatening A Valet Over $10
- Demi Moore Wants Ashton Kutcher To Pay Alimony, Says They Weren’t Separated When He Cheated
- Chelsea Handler Says Taylor Swift Is A Virgin
- Jessica Simpson Confirms She’s Having A Boy By Announcing His Weiner Is Making Her Nauseous
- Shia LaBeouf Still Leaking Emails From Alec Baldwin
- Chris Brown Started Fights With His Own Bodyguard And A Valet, Is Different Now, You Guys
- Good Morning, Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Photos, And Other News
| Jennifer Nicole Lee Showering In A Bikini: The Crap I Missed – Thursday 3.7.13 Posted: 07 Mar 2013 02:30 PM PST        It’s like Photo Boy never even left. Not counting this gaping hole in my heart WHY?! WHY GOD?! A week was too long. IT’S TOO LONG. Hey, everybody, welcome to today’s The Crap I Missed where I haphazardly throw up a bikini gallery in lieu of just some dude I’m not even thinking about’s amazingly Read More ...  |
| Of Course Kim Kardashian Had A Miscarriage Scare Posted: 07 Mar 2013 01:01 PM PST        Kim Kardashian‘s pregnancy was getting boring and needed more dramatic story lines, so why not fake a near-miscarriage because that’s not a real and very emotional experience for thousands of women everywhere? “In fact, maybe this will help people not make such a big deal out of baby they hoped and dream for dying inside Read More ...  |
| There’s Another Video of Chris Brown Threatening A Valet Over $10 Posted: 07 Mar 2013 12:23 PM PST  TMZ got a hold of another video of Chris Brown threatening a valet at PINZ bowling alley last night, after the valet had the nerve to charge Chris the same $10 everyone else had to pay to park their cars. What that valet forgot is he’s dealing with Jesus and Jesus ain’t havin’ no money-changers: Read More ...  |
| Demi Moore Wants Ashton Kutcher To Pay Alimony, Says They Weren’t Separated When He Cheated Posted: 07 Mar 2013 11:42 AM PST        After settlement talks over the past year apparently haven’t work out, Demi Moore has filed her own divorce papers from Ashton Kutcher and is suing him for child support along by claiming they were not separated when he cheated on her with Sara Leal in Vegas. Radar reports: Moore cites the date of separation as Read More ...  |
| Chelsea Handler Says Taylor Swift Is A Virgin Posted: 07 Mar 2013 10:12 AM PST        In a surprisingly generous move, Jennifer Aniston gave Chelsea Handler a break from calling Angelina Jolie a demon long enough for her to call Taylor Swift a virgin who doesn’t put out and that’s why guys leave her. Future feminists will truly look back on this day and go, “Right here. Right here where’s they Read More ...  |
| Jessica Simpson Confirms She’s Having A Boy By Announcing His Weiner Is Making Her Nauseous Posted: 07 Mar 2013 07:22 AM PST  Granted we already know Jessica Simpson‘s naming her unborn son Ace Johnson, she’s never actually confirmed she’s having a boy. So fortunately she knocked that out last night by announcing the gender of her baby on Jimmy Kimmel Live! (above) with a dick joke as all children should be proclaimed to the world. It’s a Read More ...  |
| Shia LaBeouf Still Leaking Emails From Alec Baldwin Posted: 07 Mar 2013 07:00 AM PST        “If 10,000 people forwarded that email, Bill Gates would’ve gave us free computers AND YOU RUINED IT!” Two weeks ago, Shia LaBeouf quit the Broadway play Orphans over “creative differences” with Alec Baldwin that he made public by tweeting emails between Alec, Shia and the play’s director Daniel Sullivan. One of which was an apology Read More ...  |
| Chris Brown Started Fights With His Own Bodyguard And A Valet, Is Different Now, You Guys Posted: 07 Mar 2013 06:00 AM PST  Let’s do this chronologically. Yesterday morning, Chris Brown got on a private plane where he reportedly got in a fight with his own bodyguard and left him in Bermuda, according to E! News. A series of events I didn’t even get a chance to say proves this kid’s a violent shit show who will eventually Read More ...  |
| Good Morning, Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Photos, And Other News Posted: 07 Mar 2013 05:55 AM PST        - Wait. Weren’t Dita Von Teese‘s breasts already in 3D? - Jessica Chastian is going to be Jane to Alexander Skarsgard‘s Tarzan, so does anyone know where she’s registered? I don’t want to buy the same burp cloths. - The best Sean Penn/Hugo Chavez headline you’ll ever read. - PETA’s already Read More ...  |
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