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- The Crap We Missed – Thursday 3.28.13
- Ireland Baldwin Posts Bikini Photo To Tumblr, Really Wants You To Meet Chris Hansen
- Goddammit, Gwyneth Paltrow Has An Iron Man Suit
- The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams
- Lindsay Lohan Almost Had To Be Removed By The Police From ‘Anger Management’ Set
- And Now For An Eva Mendes Panty Flash
- Rob Kardashian Is So Fat He Steals Your Camera If You Take A Picture Of Him With His Shirt Off
- Good Morning, Maria Menounos’ Incredible Ass In Tight Jeans, And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Thursday 3.28.13 Posted: 28 Mar 2013 12:00 PM PDT        If you were paying attention to any of the words in our Playmate Instagram post, you’d already know this is the last The Crap We Missed for the week, which is exactly why I’m repeating it here. In observance of Zombie Jesus Day and not at all because Easter candy tastes terrific with whiskey, we’re Read More ...  |
| Ireland Baldwin Posts Bikini Photo To Tumblr, Really Wants You To Meet Chris Hansen Posted: 28 Mar 2013 11:21 AM PDT   Before everyone goes crazy over Ireland Baldwin here, keep in mind that this is her father and they never did find those campers’ bodies. So try and make an informed decision before commenting on how young and perfectly tight that body is- OHMYGOD MY NECK! HIS JAW IS BREAKING MY NECK! WHY IS IT SO Read More ...  |
| Goddammit, Gwyneth Paltrow Has An Iron Man Suit Posted: 28 Mar 2013 10:29 AM PDT  Considering LEGO already showed a minifigure of it last month and above is the newest TV spot that will be broadcast fucking everywhere, finding out Gwyneth Paltrow gets her own Iron Man armor in Iron Man 3 really doesn’t count as a spoiler anymore, so everybody who’s about to say it does, put your inhalers Read More ...  |
| The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams Posted: 28 Mar 2013 09:45 AM PDT        Welcome to another edition of The Week in Playmate Instagrams coming at you early because clearly we’re devout Christians who respect the sanctity and deep spiritual meaning of Get Ready For Zombie Jesus Friday. Or at least I am, but stupid Photo Boy wouldn’t let me make him bleed from his hands, so he hopes Read More ...  |
| Lindsay Lohan Almost Had To Be Removed By The Police From ‘Anger Management’ Set Posted: 28 Mar 2013 09:06 AM PDT        Seen here being a groupie for another band because that always ends well, Lindsay Lohan apparently was such a “colossal pain in the ass” during her second day of shooting on Anger Management that even Charlie Sheen was starting to regret all the blowjobs she gave him for the job and they’re his fuel. E! Read More ...  |
| And Now For An Eva Mendes Panty Flash Posted: 28 Mar 2013 08:24 AM PDT        It’s been a while since we’ve posted a good old-fashioned panty flash, and that time Anne Hathaway ruined it by showing everyone her vagina because she’s an actressé. So here’s Eva Mendes leaving The Daily Show last night who was already bitching earlier in the week that the tabloids should blur celebrities’ dogs faces because Read More ...  |
| Rob Kardashian Is So Fat He Steals Your Camera If You Take A Picture Of Him With His Shirt Off Posted: 28 Mar 2013 07:40 AM PDT        While Kim Kardashian‘s specifically going out of her way to make sure everyone sees how goddamn gigantic she is, her brother Rob is apparently on the other end of that spectrum because he’ll straight rob you if you take a picture of his fat gut. TMZ reports: The photog — not TMZ — filed a Read More ...  |
| Good Morning, Maria Menounos’ Incredible Ass In Tight Jeans, And Other News Posted: 28 Mar 2013 06:30 AM PDT        - Blake Lively truly is the perfect woman. - The kid from Step Up is owning 300. This is the world we live in now. - And it’s been denied a Senator Ashley Judd. - Redheads: Killer of Christ or humanity’s greatest treasure? We may never know. - G.I. Joe: Read More ...  |
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