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- The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.25.13
- New From Mattel: Hip-Hop Hannah Montana!
- Even Ham Fired Paula Deen. Loyal, Delicious Ham.
- Stop Trying To Make Hailey Baldwin Happen. Just Stop.
- Tom Cruise Found A New Carbon-Based Lover
- Chris Brown Didn’t Shove A Woman To The Ground At A Nightclub. Yet.
- Good Morning, Francia Raisa In A Bikini (Oh, And Selena Gomez), And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.25.13 Posted: 25 Jun 2013 12:00 PM PDT Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, your daily affirmation that while you may work at a job you hate, at least you haven’t let yourself go like Martin Lawrence. Even Mischa Barton just went, “Wow, what happened there?” So, enjoy procrastinating while allowing yourself to feel like you’re better than Don Rickles, who wants Read More ...  |
| New From Mattel: Hip-Hop Hannah Montana! Posted: 25 Jun 2013 11:00 AM PDT I also would’ve accepted, “Hey, look, Rihanna has that same disease Michael Jackson had. But real.” Photos: Bauer-GriffinRead More ...  |
| Even Ham Fired Paula Deen. Loyal, Delicious Ham. Posted: 25 Jun 2013 09:49 AM PDT If there’s one person who should be standing by Paula Deen‘s side as Obama fires her for saying nigger once 35 years ago, it’s ham. Ham should be gently cupping Paula’s jowls in its hand saying, “Shh, shh, you come from a different time. You can’t help it. Now jam that baster full of butter Read More ...  |
| Stop Trying To Make Hailey Baldwin Happen. Just Stop. Posted: 25 Jun 2013 08:29 AM PDT Ireland Baldwin became a thing because she’s underage a leggy, impossibly hot blonde who also happens to be the daughter of Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger. And even I’ll admit some of that may be over-hyped. (Or under-hyped depending how long you stare at this Vine video.) Since then, there’s been a movement to make Read More ...  |
| Tom Cruise Found A New Carbon-Based Lover Posted: 25 Jun 2013 07:49 AM PDT Tom Cruise brought a date to Jerry Bruckheimer’s Hollywood Walk of Fame ceremony yesterday because what’s the point of an all-powerful, galactic space church if it can’t force its slave women to pretend to be your girlfriend? More importantly, this one’s shorter than Tom Cruise which means Scientology found a way to kidnap characters out Read More ...  |
| Chris Brown Didn’t Shove A Woman To The Ground At A Nightclub. Yet. Posted: 25 Jun 2013 06:12 AM PDT Yesterday, TMZ reported that a woman was accusing Chris Brown of shoving her to the ground at a nightclub, causing her to tear ligaments in her knees. A story that immediately gained a shitload of traction because it involved Chris Brown assaulting a woman, so it probably had to be true. Except it wasn’t because Read More ...  |
| Good Morning, Francia Raisa In A Bikini (Oh, And Selena Gomez), And Other News Posted: 25 Jun 2013 05:33 AM PDT - Serena Williams and Maria Sharapova are having girl shit. - Paula Deen tried to pay one of her black employees in beer. - 30 CCs of Girls With Future Lower Back Problems - Courtney Stodden took her new implants to church. - Emma Stone Is A Flawless Cosmetic Chameleon Read More ...  |
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