Thursday, June 6, 2013

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.6.13

Posted: 06 Jun 2013 01:00 PM PDT

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, a feature that’s very existence has been validated today by Prince Charles this pic alone. (You’ll see it.) And of course, Prince Charles, duh. But there’s more good stuff in here, especially from last night’s CMT Awards, like a visibly terrified Nelly just now realizing he’s shown up Read More ...

Jonah Hill Is A Serious Actor Now And You Will Address Him As Such

Posted: 06 Jun 2013 11:43 AM PDT

Last week Will and Jaden Smith gave what had to be the most pretentious, high-on-their-own-farts interview of the year while promoting After Earth. Except here’s Jonah Hill who falls just a tad short of snatching the title, yet gives an impressive douchebag performance in Rolling Stone while promoting This Is The End. Keep in mind, Read More ...

Porn Star Farrah Abraham’s In A Bikini Again

Posted: 06 Jun 2013 10:24 AM PDT

I updated her name. Thanks to our Hippocratic oath to post as many bikini pics as possible, here’s Farrah Abraham in another staged shoot that really isn’t that compelling after all the squirting and immediate anal in her pornographic movie she tried to pretend was a leaked sex tape but was really a porno. She Read More ...

Justin Bieber’s Getting Shot Into Space

Posted: 06 Jun 2013 09:24 AM PDT

If there was ever any doubt about Sir Richard Branson‘s genius, he just booked Justin Bieber and his manager Scooter Braun on the first flight of Virgin Galactic which could launch as early as this year, so God willing, they’re cutting a shitload of corners to hit that deadline. E! News reports: Virgin Galactic is Read More ...

Taylor Swift’s Performance Outfit Is All You Need To Know About The CMT Awards

Posted: 06 Jun 2013 08:44 AM PDT

I usually don’t bother covering The CMT Music Awards because most of you can read which rules you out as country music fans, but here’s Taylor Swift‘s performance outfit that I felt was worth posting on our sexy picture site. I don’t know how, or why, but she keeps winning me over the more I Read More ...

There’s A Naked Statue of Kim Kardashian Pregnant

Posted: 06 Jun 2013 07:37 AM PDT

After attempting to blight the eyes of God with such creations as The Underage Armadillo Gang-Bang Will Be Televised and Hey, Remember Looney Tunes? I Turned Them Into Justin Bieber’s Dick, here’s Daniel Edwards‘ latest artistic endeavor which is, at last, his true golden calf, and I’m specifically saying that because it’s a naked statue Read More ...

Good Morning, Claudia Romani, And Other News

Posted: 06 Jun 2013 06:39 AM PDT

- Jessica Alba is a furniture designer now. - What’s up, Lil Kim‘s Tri-Boob? - Chivettes Bored At Work - Kim Zolciak‘s pregnant again. - Some guy tried to stab himself out The TODAY Show, did not scream, “Kanye West says hello, Lauer.” - Deborah Mace is your new Read More ...

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