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- The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.27.13
- Val Kilmer Has A Great Pitch For ‘Heat 2′: ‘So Remember Natalie Portman? I Bang Her’
- I Think Paula Deen’s Been Fired Enough, Everybody
- It’s Gwyneth Paltrow Acting In Lingerie
- So Maybe Chris Brown’s Hit And Run Is Bad
- Good Morning, Kelly Brook, And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.27.13 Posted: 27 Jun 2013 11:56 AM PDT Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, where it seems to be possibly pregnant day for Katie Holmes, Paz de la Huerta and Lena Dunham. Although in reality, it’s probably just a weird angle, gallons of semen/booze, or fried mozzarella, respectively. There’s also Jonah Hill looking a little upset to be caught carrying his purse Read More ...  |
| Val Kilmer Has A Great Pitch For ‘Heat 2′: ‘So Remember Natalie Portman? I Bang Her’ Posted: 27 Jun 2013 11:00 AM PDT It’s been a weird week, so here’s a weird, yet awesome, story about Val Kilmer telling Larry King his pitch for Heat 2 which conveniently involves his character banging Natalie Portman. But not in a sexual way! It’s only to piss off Al Pacino. Via The Wrap: “Here’s my pitch,” Kilmer said. “You remember Natalie Read More ...  |
| I Think Paula Deen’s Been Fired Enough, Everybody Posted: 27 Jun 2013 09:52 AM PDT In the past 24 hours since Paula Deen‘s disastrous TODAY interview, she’s been fired by Target, Home Depot, Walmart and the diabetes medication Novo Nordisk which is just getting way out of hand. Target I can understand because people like me shop there so we can walk around saying, “Oh, I never shop at Walmart,” Read More ...  |
| It’s Gwyneth Paltrow Acting In Lingerie Posted: 27 Jun 2013 08:45 AM PDT “Would you fuck me? I’d fuc- Wait, I already used that joke. Here’s the trailer for Thanks For Sharing, a romantic comedy starring Mark Ruffalo as a recovering sex addict who’s trying not to plow a yoga instructor played by Gwyneth Paltrow. Or something. Which makes absolutely zero sense because the last person a sex Read More ...  |
| So Maybe Chris Brown’s Hit And Run Is Bad Posted: 27 Jun 2013 08:06 AM PDT Yesterday, I linked to a report that Chris Brown was being charged with hit and run and basically joked that it would mean nothing. Except now comes details where it sounds like Chris Brown allegedly acted like Chris Brown, and I just realized he’s still in LA, so I don’t why I thought this would Read More ...  |
| Good Morning, Kelly Brook, And Other News Posted: 27 Jun 2013 07:30 AM PDT - Miley Cyrus is still trying to say she’s engaged. - Kat Von D and Deadmau5 broke up. THERE IS NO HOPE FOR LOVE. - Let Us Gather Once Again For The Gorgeous Redheads - 37 Things That Could Only Happen In Florida - Sara Sampaio in a bikini, anyone? Read More ...  |
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