Wednesday, June 26, 2013

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.26.13

Posted: 26 Jun 2013 01:00 PM PDT

*Click* exhales loudly, farts, gut protrudes, looks at screen “Shit, I forgot ducklips!” Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which is a little light because Fish has me doing all this Paula Deen research over here. Did you know doctors had to talk her out of giving her son the middle name ‘Crow’ because Read More ...

And Now Jared Leto In Drag Because Your Ability To Sleep At Night Offends Me

Posted: 26 Jun 2013 11:41 AM PDT

Would you fuck Jared Leto? Jared Leto would fuck Jared Leto. Jared Leto would fuck Jared Leto so hard…   What? Fruit wouldn’t hang this low if it wasn’t asking for it. Photo: Terry’s DiaryRead More ...

How Much Douche Is In Jonah Hill’s Canoe Today?

Posted: 26 Jun 2013 09:45 AM PDT

A few weeks back, Jonah Hill gave a pissy interview to Rolling Stone where he got shitty with the writer and wouldn’t shut up about how he’s a serious actor now and no one else has ever transitioned from comedy to drama in the history of acting before so fucking recognize. This earned him exactly Read More ...

BREAKING: Miley Cyrus Wants You To See Her Butt

Posted: 26 Jun 2013 09:40 AM PDT

Here’s Miley Cyrus performing on Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night just hours before being brutally beaten by Chris Brown in a Lamborghini then left for dead on the side of the- what’s that? Not until next Tuesday? *rereads memo from Miley’s publicist* Goddammit… Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, WENNRead More ...

Conan Found Heather Locklear’s Old Exercise Video

Posted: 26 Jun 2013 09:35 AM PDT

Here’s Conan O’Brien surprising Heather Locklear with an old exercise video from the 90s his staff dug up. And if you’re wondering why I’m even bothering to post this, and more importantly the full version below, it’s to teach you mama’s teatsuckers a lesson about the times before there the Internet. Hard times. Times when Read More ...

Hot Donna Isn’t Paula Deen

Posted: 26 Jun 2013 08:36 AM PDT

Because there’s been a severe lack of large breasted gingers on the site and an overabundance of elderly diabetics, here’s Laura Prepon at last night’s premiere of Orange is The New Black so you can wonder what the hell happened to her career after The 70s Show. Which was this: “Hey, we’ve got this crazy Read More ...

Paula Deen Will Talk Like Popeye Now, Let He Who Is Without Spinach Cast The First Stone

Posted: 26 Jun 2013 08:09 AM PDT

“I is what I is,” Paula Deen said this morning on TODAY while impressively sticking to her new PR crisis team’s message that she’s being maliciously crucified by the liberal media for only saying nigger once in her entire life in 1986 when a black man held a gun to her head. And you know, Read More ...

Good Morning, Anais Zanotti, And Other News

Posted: 26 Jun 2013 06:31 AM PDT

- Did Miley Cyrus call out her dad for cheating on Twitter? - Stephanie Tanner is divorcing her third husband now and suing him for custody of their 2000 Toyota. Haha! Meth. - In life there’s under-boob, and then there’s everything else. - Dita Von Teese poses for Bwaat magazine, the Read More ...

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