Friday, June 28, 2013

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


‘Let’s Celebrate Equality With Courtney Stodden’s New, Misshapen Boobs!’ Said No Gay Ever

Posted: 28 Jun 2013 02:00 PM PDT

It’s been an oddly barren breast desert this week (I know people from the south have magic, Paula Deen. I’ve seen True Blood.), so here’s Courtney Stodden squeezing her new implants into a rainbow bikini because she loves gay rights so much and is not at all capitalizing on an event she knows nothing about. Read More ...

The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.28.13

Posted: 28 Jun 2013 11:00 AM PDT

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that’s so full of creepy shit it could be a Halloween edition. Whether it’s Fran Drescher‘s or James Caan‘s face being ravaged by time or Montana Fishburne in bikini, none of it’s good. Ok, there are a few bright spots in here, but then this. Jesus Christ, me, Read More ...

Ellen Page Wants Better Lady Porn By Ladies Who Understand Ladies

Posted: 28 Jun 2013 10:06 AM PDT

Where does she find the time for activism with the 27 kids Alexander Skarsgard‘s watching fall out of her? Ellen Page has been a fierce advocate for raising awareness of causes I can’t remember in the past, so it only makes sense that she’s turned her attention to a subject that affects the lives of Read More ...

Let The Hate Flow Through You, Bruce Jenner

Posted: 28 Jun 2013 09:24 AM PDT

Now that he’s been forced out of his own house thanks to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West moving in with South East (Close enough.), here’s Bruce Jenner losing his shit on the paparazzi yesterday and looking surprisingly angry for a man who now gets to spend even less time watching Kris Jenner‘s skeleton hole instruct Read More ...

Justin Bieber Fans: ‘If He Kicked His Grandmother, She Probably Had It Coming’

Posted: 28 Jun 2013 08:43 AM PDT

Here’s Jimmy Kimmel reminding everyone that not only does Justin Bieber still have an army of tween crazies that’s entirely supportive of whatever crimes he commits, but they’re gullible idiots who actually believe he’d win in a fist-fight against an elderly woman when there’s no way that’s possible. Even if he had a gun. “Time Read More ...

Don’t Ever Accuse Alec Baldwin’s Wife of Tweeting At A Funeral, You Toxic Little Queen

Posted: 28 Jun 2013 07:31 AM PDT

For a man whose 17-year-old daughter has been getting visibly banged on the Internet by a guy named Slater Trout, walking ball of rage Alec Baldwin has done a remarkable job of keeping his composure. A move he’s clearly pulled off by bottling up his anger until it eventually explodes into a fury so fiery Read More ...

Good Morning, Wayne Gretzky’s Hot Daughter In A Bikini, And Other News

Posted: 28 Jun 2013 07:08 AM PDT

- The Lex Luthor casting rumors have already started, and sadly there’s no way Lainey’s choice will happen because he’s been tainted by the superhero movie that shall not be named. - Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston aren’t looking too good. - Bras Are Flammable For A Reason - Here are Read More ...

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