Saturday, October 9, 2010

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Michelle Williams cast as Marilyn Monroe: can she pull it off?

Posted: 09 Oct 2010 06:06 AM PDT

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Above is a photo of Michelle Williams as Marilyn Monroe. She will be playing Monroe in My Week With Marilyn, a film about a week on the London set of The Prince and the Showgirl back in the 1950s, told from the perspective of an assistant on the production. It's apparently based on a true story, I guess. And I guess it got made because so many people still have a weird Marilyn fetish. Actually, I can kind of understand why this film is being made in general, just because it probably is the kind of juicy, interesting actory story that people love - Ken Branagh is playing Laurence Olivier, after all. What bothers me, however, is that I think Michelle will end up making a pretty crappy Marilyn. Yes, she kind of looks like her, but Marilyn could do vivacious and bubbly and bombshell, where Michelle… excels at drama. Eh. Here's more about the film:

Julia Ormond is playing Vivien Leigh after Catherine Zeta-Jones dropped out, and Dougray Scott is playing Arthur Miller. Filming starts today in London on the feature, which is shooting for 7 weeks at Pinewood and on location in and around the city. Michelle Williams is cast as Marilyn Monroe alongside Kenneth Branagh (Laurence Oliver), Judi Dench (Dame Sybil Thorndike), Dominic Cooper, Emma Watson and Derek Jacobi with Eddie Redmayne playing Colin Clark, the young assistant on the set of the 1956 film The Prince and the Showgirl who helped the star escape her pressure-cooker Hollywood career for a brief week. Directed by Simon Curtis (BBC TV's Cranford) and produced by David Parfitt (Shakespeare In Love), the film is based on Clark's diaries and has been adapted for the screen by Adrian Hodges. Parfitt's Trademark Films is the production company, while The Weinstein Company is financing and distributing. BBC Films and Lipsync Productions are co-financing the film, which was developed in association with the UK Film Council and BBC Films.

[From Deadline]

You know what's weird? When Marilyn filmed The Prince and the Showgirl, she was already married to Arthur Miller, and he came to London for the shoot as well. And yet I don't think there will be an actor portraying Miller - strange. Oh, Dougray Scott is playing Miller. My bad… although that’s really strange casting. At least Branagh gets to achieve his lifelong dream of becoming Olivier.

American film star Marilyn Monroe (Norma Jean Mortenson or Norma Jean Baker, 1926 - 1962).  Original Publication: People Disc - HW0704   (Photo by Keystone Features/Getty Images)

14th July 1956:  American film star Marilyn Monroe (Norma Jean Mortenson or Norma Jean Baker, 1926 - 1962).  (Photo by Evening Standard/Getty Images)

American film actress Marilyn Monroe (Norma Jean Mortenson or Norma Jean Baker, 1926 - 1962).   (Photo by Baron/Getty Images)

American film star Marilyn Monroe (1926 - 1962) outside her home in Englefield Green with her third husband American playwright Arthur Miller.  Original Publication: People Disc - HN0485   (Photo by Evening Standard/Getty Images)

Header photo courtesy of Deadline.

“Lindsay Lohan is going through Twitter (and crack) withdrawal” links

Posted: 08 Oct 2010 11:47 AM PDT

NEW YORK - JUNE 22:  Actress Lindsay Lohan attends the grand opening of the first De Beers Jewelry Store in the United States June 22, 2005 in New York City.  (Photo by Evan Agostini/Getty Images)

Lindsay Lohan is in Twitter (and crack) withdrawal. [PopEater]
That kid on Two and a Half Men is rich, bitch. [Dlisted]
Rare photos of Bradley Cooper & Renee together… with Alyssa Milano? [LaineyGossip]
Bedhead's career assessment of Diane Lane. Very wifey. [Pajiba]
Spoiler-filled Project Runway recap: did you watch it? There was so much bullsh-t Ivy Dramz. That bitch is insane. [A Socialite Life]
Amy Winehouse is clean, and flashing her panties. [Celebslam]
Have you ever seen Jerry Seinfeld's sons? I hadn't. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Truth expert analysis of Oksana Grigorieva’s video on Mel’s abuse [Eyes for Lies]
Sandra Bullock takes the role that Angelina Jolie passed on twice. [LimeLife]
Justin Bartha might be proposing to Ashley Olsen. [I'm Not Obsessed]
I WANT a Sparkles cake. So much. [Agent Bedhead]
Nana Hova shoots Bey the side-eye, gets a Rolls Royce. [Bossip]
Who is Diora Baird again? [Yeeah]
Rihanna's terrible hair gets worse: BANGS TRAUMA. [Celebuzz]
I'm liking Emma Watson's pixie cut less in these photos. [Pop Sugar]
Ted Casablanca's blind items are both epic and terrible. [Crazy Days and Nights]
Demi Lovato lightened her hair… and now she looks like everyone else. [Evil Beet]

NEW YORK - DECEMBER 31:  (U.S. TABLOIDS OUT)  Singer Lindsay Lohan attends the MTV's Iced Out New Years Eve celebration on December 31, 2004 in New York City.  (Photo by Peter Kramer/Getty Images)

30492, MAUI, HAWAII - Monday April 27 2009. Lindsay Lohan continues with her Hawaiian getaway with a visit to the volcanic north shore of Maui. Accompanied by sister, Ali, their unidentified long-haired male friend, and Ben Holt and a female friend who live on Hawaii, Lindsay enjoyed an afternoon posing for and taking photos and dipping in rock pools in the warm Hawaiian sun. The actress had dined with Holt the previous night at Ruth's Steak House in Wailea. Despite looking very slender, Lindsay appeared to be relaxed and in a good mood and even stopped to pose for the paparazzi as she made her way back to her jeep. However, she was rarely seen in possession of her new Gucci bag that she had bought the previous day, with both Ben and Ali seen carrying it for the slimline starlet. Photograph: © Will Binns, PacificCoastNews.com

LAS VEGAS - JUNE 27:  Actress Lindsay Lohan is interviewed as she arrives at the Wet Republic pool at the MGM Grand Hotel/Casino to celebrate her birthday and her Sevin Nyne brand tanning mist June 27, 2009 in Las Vegas, Nevada. Lohan turns 23 on July 2.  (Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images for Wet Republic)

33611, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Thursday August 27 2009. Lindsay Lohan looks stressed outside Bardot nightclub in LA. The young actress was slightly unsteady on her feet as she left the establishment and returned to her car. Photograph: © David Tonnessen, PacificCoastNews.com

Scott Disick is full of violent rage, just like Patrick Bateman

Posted: 08 Oct 2010 11:03 AM PDT

45699, NEW YORK, NEW YORK - Monday October 4, 2010. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian take their reality show Keeping Up with the Kardashians NYC! The stylish sisters check out a store with a real estate agent in SoHo. The girls, garnering a lot of attention wherever they went, are seen leaving a store with none other than Kanye West following right behind them! Scott Disick later accompanies Kourtney as the two continue their day in NYC. This picture: Scott Disick leaves the store looking serious. Photograph:  Wagner Az, PacificCoastNews.com

Question: why is Scott Disick filled with rage? Is a closet case situation? You know what I mean - is he self-loathing to the point where he takes his hatred of himself out on others? Or does Scott just suffer from Douchey White Boy Syndrome? Like, he's so "above" everyone else because he's so fancy, and sometimes that sense of elitism comes out in violent ways? Ugh. Whatever. I can't believe I'm giving this so much thought. Anyway, through another violent incident into the pile labeled “Patrick Bateman is Scott’s Hero”:

Shattered glass, a violent outburst and public fighting — Scott Disick is back to his old (and dangerous) ways.

Joining all three Kardashian sisters — Kim, Kourtney, & Khloé — for the filming of their new show Kourtney & Kim Take New York, at Juliet Supper Club in NYC on Oct. 7, a supposedly sober Scott was seen wildly popping champagne and Hpnotiq liqueur bottles while fist-pumping on the dance floor. "He was out of control!” an eyewitness tells Life & Style about the father of Kourtney's infant son, Mason. The night took a dangerous turn for the worse when Scott exchanged words with an unidentified male and ended up in a brawl.

"As soon as Kourtney left to use the restroom, a guy went up to Scott and the two started shouting aggressively," an eyewitness tells Life & Style. "Glasses were thrown, and the glass shattered everywhere on the floor. Everyone surrounding them was really scared and moving around to avoid being hit — even the camera crew looked nervous and shocked."

Shortly after a visibly drunk Scott was kicked out of the club, the sisters followed. Although Khloé and Kim seemed unfazed by the scuffle, as if it were routine with Scott, everyone else appeared horrified.

"After Kourtney finally came out of the bathroom, she caught up with her sisters to ask why Scott had been kicked out," says the eyewitness. "She seemed confused and worried." Following the incident, another eyewitness tells Life & Style that production shut down after Scott and the Kardashians were escorted away. Check please!

[From Life & Style]

I've said it before, but one day he really is going to kill someone. Well… I should say, "one day, they'll find where he's buried all of the bodies." Who would be first? Kris Jenner? Probably. Or Khloe. I would pay actual money to see Scott try to take down Khloe. You know she would totally win in that brawl.

Kim Kardashian and Kourtney Kadashian hit the streets of New York City, New York on October 4, 2010. The duo were scouting retail locations to open another store for their Dash empire. The new shop and the sisters' lives in New York will be the subject of a new Kardashian spin off reality show. Fame Pictures, Inc

Kim Kardashian and Kourtney Kadashian hit the streets of New York City, New York on October 4, 2010. The duo were scouting retail locations to open another store for their Dash empire. The new shop and the sisters' lives in New York will be the subject of a new Kardashian spin off reality show. Fame Pictures, Inc

45737, NEW YORK, NEW YORK - Tuesday October 5, 2010. Scott Disick, dressed casually in a Polo shirt, steps out of his hotel to get coffee in NYC. Meanwhile, Kim and Kourtney Kardashian continue filming their Keeping Up with the Kardashians reality series in Big Apple style as they go shopping in NYC. Photograph:  Wagner Az, PacificCoastNews.com

Photo by: FZS/starmaxinc.com 2010  10/3/10 Kim Kardashian, Scott Disick and Mason Disick arrive at Kennedy International (JFK) Airport. (NYC) Photo via Newscom

Kanye West: “I’m like a tree, I feed the branches of the people.”

Posted: 08 Oct 2010 10:31 AM PDT

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I've come a long way on Kanye West. When I first heard of him (through music), I thought he was very talented, and I thought he was crazy egotistical. Then some time passed, and I just found him annoying. And then some more time passed, and he showed up drunk at the VMAs and made Taylor Swift cry and I kind of hated him. And since then, Kanye has found a way to get back into my heart. I actually like this "new" Kanye more than any of his other Kanyes. This Kanye tries to be deep and fails hilariously. This Kanye lives for epic hyperbole. This Kanye has one of the best Twitter accounts ever. So with that in mind, enjoy Kanye's interview with The Daily Mirror:

On a night with Kanye West we got the lowdown on LiLo, an update on his Taylor Swift spat and why he’s Wacko about Jacko. Phew! There was no subject off limits when we met the rap megastar, 33, at a screening of his fab movie Runaway. In fact, Kanye even cancelled dinner plans to spend a few hours chatting to yours truly.

Kanye said: “With the passing of Michael Jackson, I feel a responsibility to bring things to our generation that can inspire and bring real culture to pop culture. I don’t sleep any more thinking how we are going to fill this gap, and create something to inspire on the level he did.”

Kanye also got, er, heated talking of Lindsay Lohan. He blames LiLo for the hold-up in his clothing line hitting the shops.

Kanye told us: “I promised I wouldn’t tear up… but have you heard of a little thing called Lindsay Lohan’s Ungaro collection? That was like the 9/11 of fashion. It was game over for me after that as no one would take a celebrity trying to do fashion seriously."

“Being discriminated because I’m a rapper at fashion week. I quit music for six months because fashion did not take me seriously.” Kanye has also still not patched things up with Taylor Swift. At last year’s MTV VMA’s he got on stage and said her award should have gone to Beyonce instead. Ouch!

He said of Taylor: “She still hasn’t hit me up [called me back]). I’m over that. I’m an artist and I’m all about my movie now and am leaving that behind. Most people will be like, ‘I guess it’s OK Beyonce’s video didn’t win.’ That’s not me. After the MTV thing I quit doing music. I had to get back into the world’s grace. I went to Japan, Hawaii, to get away. I thought I was going to give it all up. It’s only through divine intervention that I am here today.”

So how does he see the future? Kayne insisted: “I don’t want to be put in the hip-hop box, I’m an artist. Hopefully I’ll hook up with George Lucas and do a film about yellow people with beaks.” Well, we’d definitely pay good money to see that…

WEST’S WORDS OF WISDOM…

On sex: “I lose my religion every time I step in a club. I can’t help myself.”

On women: “I love rapping about models.. I did it first.”

On himself: “Investing in me is like investing in art.” On Runaway: “It will be a No.1.”

His philosophy: “I’m like a tree, I feed the branches of the people.”

[From The Daily Mirror]

F-ck me, I love Kanye Kwotes. From here on out, I'm describing Lindsay Lohan's forays into fashion as "That was like the 9/11 of fashion." F-ck me, I'm describing everything that way now. Or is it too much? Disrespectful? It's KANYE. He’s the 9/11 of hyperbole.

One more thing - Kanye put this photo on his Twitter, and I am IN LOVE with it. Look at Lenny's side-eye! He's like "these Irishmen are f-cking crazy."

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Photos courtesy of WENN.

Jessica Alba has “never been comfortable” showing off her body, but the money helps

Posted: 08 Oct 2010 09:49 AM PDT

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A few days ago, we got the preview of Jessica Alba's photo shoot and interview for the November issue of GQ UK. These photos are from the actual shoot, as opposed to screen caps, like we had before. This photos are very, very sexy, and you can see that Jessica's "Hotness Renaissance" is back and in full effect. Of course, Jessica doesn't think so. In the excerpts so far, Jessica is fishing for compliments and telling us that she doesn't see herself as beautiful or sexy. Right. That's why she's posing like this. Here are more excerpts from her interview:

Jessica Alba has revealed she would be up for appearing in Avatar 2. The actress would relish the thought of working with filmmaker James Cameron again, after he gave her her big break when he picked her to star in cult TV series Dark Angel.

“He knows where to find me - I’m always available to him,” she told GQ. “If we can work together and have a successful movie and make a lot of money, then great. But most importantly, he’s my friend.”

Jessica, who next stars in Robert Rodriguez’s Machete, added: “Career-wise, the most impactful people for me have been James Cameron and Robert Rodriguez.”

The 29-year-old also admitted she felt nervous around Robert De Niro, who she co-stars with in the slasher thriller.

“It felt like I was dreaming. You work with De Niro and you suddenly feel totally different,” she said. “My heart was beating fast, I got tongue-tied, I was sweating and so nervous. But he was so sweet, and gentle, calm, quiet and kept to himself.”

She couldn’t resist asking him for advice: “I said to him, ‘Robert, please help me, I don’t want to f**k this up, please don’t let me suck’.”

Alba also told UK men's magazine GQ that she is not confident about her looks and that she doesn't understand why she is regarded as a sex symbol.

She said: "”My breasts are saggy, I’ve got cellulite, my hips are bigger, but I love it - there’s something so amazing about having a child. [I'm] way more comfortable, since I had a baby. I’m far less self-conscious now I have her to worry about. I just feel better about myself. I’m not so hard on myself. I don't get it. Every actress out there is more beautiful than me. Scarlett Johansson, Natalie Portman, Jessica Biel, Jennifer Lopez, Halle Berry, Jennifer Garner, Beyoncé, you name it. All better looking than me. I've seen them without make-up, so I know."

And despite being regularly featured on the cover of men's magazines, Alba admitted that she doesn't enjoy the experience.

She said: "I've never been comfortable showing my body off like that. I used to have anxiety attacks before I did the photo-shoots. I'd never worn high-heels or even dresses before I did movies… "I wasn't even allowed to show my stomach in my house when I was growing up – my parents were very strict. But this is the business I'm in, and it's made me a lot of money, so I can't complain."

[From The Press Association & Hollywood News]

So, there you go Hollywood. You have a young star who hates her body, has really low self-esteem, believes that her modesty can be sold for a couple of million, and will do "anything" to work with James Cameron. Sounds like a lot of girls, honestly.

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GQ UK photos courtesy of Egotastic.

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