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• Gruesome Accessories In Time For Halloween
• Crushable Quotable: Keanu Reeves Unaware Of Sad Keanu
• The Daily WTF: Ready To Wear?
• Rachel Zoe Pregnancy Rumors? Doubtful
• Gallery: 'Night of Too Many Stars' Guests Open Up On the Red Carpet
• Russell Brand Crashes Indian Wedding, Pisses Off Everyone
• Cathy the Comic Is Gone, And We Couldn't Be Happier

Gruesome Accessories In Time For Halloween Posted: 04 Oct 2010 10:38 AM PDT Halloween may still be a couple weeks away, but that’s no reason to forgo the holiday spirit completely. And while we can’t walk around every day dressed like a slutty Snooki from the Jersey Shore (it’s kind of like regular Snooki, except you have to make out with whatever juicehead is closest to you), we can show our spooky pride by subtly pulling off some of these gross, weird, and downright scary accessories. Um, is that a rat on your head or are you just OH MY GOD YOU HAVE A RAT ON YOUR HEAD! Post from: Crushable Gruesome Accessories In Time For Halloween

Posted: 04 Oct 2010 10:05 AM PDT Dog the Bounty Hunter In Hospital – The reality show star is being checked for a possible blood clot after kicking down a perp’s door. Really? That doesn’t sound that badass at all. (Heckler Spray) Post from: Crushable

Posted: 04 Oct 2010 10:00 AM PDT Bad underwear as chastity belt? – Much has been written about the kind of panties to wear for a night of romance… but what about underwear for trying not to have sex? Alice Bradley takes on the self-imposed chastity belt. (Nerve) Post from: Crushable

Crushable Quotable: Keanu Reeves Unaware Of Sad Keanu Posted: 04 Oct 2010 10:46 AM PDT We’re not sure if we buy into this Vulture interview with Keanu Reeves, where the actor claims to have no knowledge about his recent meme status as “Sad Keanu.” After all, ever since the first pictures appeared earlier this summer, Keanu seems to be purposely posing with maximum melancholy, even when say, he’s eating a cupcake. Then again, we didn’t expect Keanu Reeves to know such 50-cent words. As Vulture tries to explain to Keanu what “Sad Keanu” is… Vulture: You with a cheerleader, but you don’t notice her … Keanu: Oh, that’s funny. So they like take paparazzi pictures and re-contextualize them? Funny. Given the options … Yeah, I haven’t seen them. But given the scope and scale of what can happen out there, that sounds like an all right one. It sounds conceptually funny. [Laughs.] Re-contextualize? Conceptually funny? Whoa. Maybe the fact that Keanu is a wooden, terrible actor with basically one-note in his entire oeuvre doesn’t mean he’s completely out of it. Wait, we take that back. (Also: No questions about the upcoming Bill and Ted movie? WTF? Sad Crushable.) Post from: Crushable Crushable Quotable: Keanu Reeves Unaware Of Sad Keanu

The Daily WTF: Ready To Wear? Posted: 04 Oct 2010 09:46 AM PDT Where might one wear this dress from Viktor and Rolf’s SS11 collection? To a ball? The opera? Perhaps the beach? We vote Star Wars convention, as the dress does sort of look like a deconstructed R2D2. Also, are we crazy or does this model only have one leg? C-3PO does not approve! Post from: Crushable The Daily WTF: Ready To Wear?

Rachel Zoe Pregnancy Rumors? Doubtful Posted: 04 Oct 2010 09:43 AM PDT The last season of Bravo’s The Rachel Zoe Project focused a lot of attention on Rachel Zoe and her husband Roger Berman’s arguments over having a baby. A storyline we found hilarious, considering the stylist appears way too thin (and old) to get pregnant easily. But late Friday, rumors were swirling that the couple had actually conceived a child. There’s a number of reasons that isn’t likely to be true. For starters, the article claiming she’s pregnant is no longer online. On Friday, OK! claimed that Zoe might have to take maternity leave after the Academy Awards. As Styleite notes, that article is no longer online. But even before the article went down, there was plenty of reason to doubt the rumor. Betty Confidential points out that Zoe probably weighs about 80 pounds right now. If she were trying to get pregnant, she’d need to gain some weight for the plan to work. And lets not forget the age factor. Zoe claims to be 39, but she also insists on The Rachel Zoe Project that she’s a “Triple Virgo.” And that would actually make her 49. Of course, plenty of celebrities have been known to get pregnant well into their forties, but considering how adamantly opposed Rachel was to the idea on her show, we’re guessing it would take more than a few months of trying for her to worry about taking time off for a baby. Post from: Crushable Rachel Zoe Pregnancy Rumors? Doubtful

Gallery: 'Night of Too Many Stars' Guests Open Up On the Red Carpet Posted: 04 Oct 2010 08:37 AM PDT When we attended Saturday’s Comedy Central’s Night of Too Many Stars: A Benefit for Autism Education, we probably should have taken a hint from the name. Instead, as we stood on the red carpet, flanked by Comedy Central’s own pre-event coverage host (who we swear to god was Ryan Seacrest’s twin brother) and something called Punchline Magazine, we found ourselves overwhelmed at the sheer number of comedians who passed our way and gladly smiled for a picture and answered our questions. Below, a gallery of the night’s biggest names, and what they told us. The show will air October 21st, and 9 p.m. EST. Post from: Crushable Gallery: 'Night of Too Many Stars' Guests Open Up On the Red Carpet

Posted: 04 Oct 2010 09:25 AM PDT Trend Alert: GroupMe Works Like a Giant Chat Room on Your Phone…Sort Of - This new app can let your friends all participate in the planning for this weekend’s party, but one cautionary college tale shows how the program can also be used to piss off your entire fraternity/sorority. Would you use it? (via HackCollege) Post from: Crushable

Russell Brand Crashes Indian Wedding, Pisses Off Everyone Posted: 04 Oct 2010 09:15 AM PDT Does Russell Brand think he’s Sacha Baron Cohen now? Or is it Owen Wilson? The comedian ditched his own bachelor party on Sunday (which included dinner and a raft building competition – guess strippers are out once you’ve been to rehab for sex addiction) to crash an Indian wedding. The only problem? The bride and groom were pissed. One guest said, “Russell completely took over and was dancing away at the reception. The groom wasn’t very happy about the fact that the spotlight had been taken away from him and his new bride.” The groom even went so far as to ask the DJ to play less danceable music, but Rusty was not to be deterred from enjoying his hijacked festivities. Russell and Katy Perry plan to wed in India next month, so perhaps he was just doing a little research? Either way, kind of a dick move. Watch video of Russell dancing like he owns the place here. Post from: Crushable Russell Brand Crashes Indian Wedding, Pisses Off Everyone

Cathy the Comic Is Gone, And We Couldn't Be Happier Posted: 04 Oct 2010 09:15 AM PDT Does anyone actually read the comic pages in papers these days? Garfield is stale (That cat loves lasagna! We get it!), the Family Circus needs to be put down (unless its being used to create The Jersey Circus), and Zippy the Pinhead is just creepy. Maybe we’re just getting older, but we’re nostalgic for the days of Calvin and Hobbes, The Far Side, and Opus the penguin in Bloom County. So we really don’t get the outpouring of grief coming from women’s sites about Cathy getting sent to the pasture. Cathy Andrews Hillman, created by cartoonist Cathy Guisewite in 1976, may have been a revolutionary “single woman in the workplace” in the 70s, but in today’s environment, where women actually outnumber the men in the workforce, she’s a worse stereotype of womanhood than any of the chicks from Jersey Shore. In case you’ve never read a Cathy comic, here’s the breakdown of every single strip: 1. Cathy loves chocolate. 2. Cathy is 30 and (for the most part of the series) unmarried, which was of great concern to both herself and everyone around her. 3. Cathy was so stressed out by her job that those squiggly lines used to emphasize how bad Pig-Pen smelled in Peanuts followed her around constantly. 4. Cathy couldn’t fit into bathing suits. 5. Cathy sucked at relationships because of her neurotic tendancies, but never gave up! Sure, there was an apt comparison drawn once between our favorite TV lady Liz Lemon and Cathy, who would seem to share many of those same problems. But Cathy was a caricture (which makes sense, she was a cartoon) of women’s inability to juggle both a personal life and be good at her job (as evidenced by the mounting pile of papers in her Inbox, which usually signaled it was time for our heroinne to go get a danish). We’re not saying that Cathy is hard to identify with: We’ve all had those mornings, ladies! But we’re not sad that she’s leaving. Maybe her space on the funny pages can be filled with a cartoon that shows that even though us women like chocolate and get our periods, feel bad in bathing suits and are stressed out at work, there’s more to us than just the broad strokes. Post from: Crushable Cathy the Comic Is Gone, And We Couldn't Be Happier

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