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• Lara Flynn Boyle gets E! reality show
• Jennifer Aniston was voted “most eligible single lady” in new poll
• Susan Sarandon hates Botox, loves guzzling tequila & boning young guys
• Is Lady Gaga planning on marrying boyfriend Luc Carl?
• Janet Jackson goes public with her cute Qatari boyfriend, Wissam Al Mana
• Dita von Teese is still dating her exceedingly handsome French aristocrat
• Blake Lively brags that she convinced boyfriend Penn Badgley he was adopted
• Celebrities, including Alexander Skarsgard, at Oktoberfest
• Daily Show’s John Oliver engaged to Iraq War veteran
• 50 Cent tries to defend his anti-gay tweets, makes it worse

Lara Flynn Boyle gets E! reality show Posted: 04 Oct 2010 08:45 AM PDT Remember Lara Flynn Boyle from Twin Peaks and The Practice? We haven’t seen much of her in years, and when we have seen her she’s looked so different from when she first got famous that it’s hard to recognize her. Lara was known for being very thin and tiny, but when we saw her in 2008 and again this year her face was so puffy it looked like she might have a medical condition. Many speculated that she might have had bad plastic surgery or injectables gone wrong, and that could have been part of it, but it looked to me like she was on steroids that were affecting her appearance. Anyway Lara is coming back, in a way, with a reality pilot for E! It may got optioned for a series, but it sounds like it’s just a one-off to see if people are interested at this point. Deadline Hollywood has the details: E! is looking to expand its slate of celebreality with a docu-reality series starring actress Lara Flynn Boyle. The cable network has greenlighted a pilot presentation for the project, which will follow the Practice alumna as she splits her time between her life in Texas and her marriage to real estate investor Donald Ray Thomas II and her Hollywood-centric lifestyle in Bel Air. Boyle, who is repped by Fortitude and Rugolo Entertainment, is currently meeting with potential showrunners. E!’s celebrity-driven reality series include mega-hit Keeping Up with the Kardashians and its spinoff Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami as well as Kimora: Life in the Fab Lane on sister channel Style. [From Deadline via WeSmirch] I don’t know much about Lara and can’t judge whether she’s interesting or not. I am curious about what happened with her, though, and if she is suffering from some kind of medical condition. I’m sure I’ll find out even without watching this show, so I’m not motivated to bother at this point. Unless she has 15 kids, confronts her husband’s mistress for a hair-pulling fight, gets bikini waxes on camera or shows herself before and after a facelift, I can’t see this show getting much interest. The reality show market is pretty crowded right now and no-names with half a brain cell are proving more popular than has beens. Lara Flynn Boyle is shown on 8/1/10 (candids, credit: Fame) and on 10/25/08 (event photos, credit: WENN.com). Why isn’t she wearing shoes?

Jennifer Aniston was voted “most eligible single lady” in new poll Posted: 04 Oct 2010 08:28 AM PDT The world thinks Jennifer Aniston is the most eligible bachelorette ever. Well, 29% of Americans think she's more of an eligible single lady than Halle Berry, Elin Nordegren, Betty White (FOR REAL?!?), Lady Gaga and Justice Elena Kagan. I mean… sure, on THAT list, I guess I could see it, although I'm still a little flummoxed by Aniston's domination over Betty White?!? Basically, this poll just shows that 29% of Americans really think Jennifer should date their friend Dave. I think you met Dave at our Christmas party last year - he works with John. Dave just got a divorce, and he's going through a hard time, but he's such a nice guy! He's really sweet, and he loves dogs, just like you, Jennifer. You should meet Dave for coffee. No pressure, but he's really wonderful! Here's his number, I'll tell him you're going to call. She’s been rejected by Brad Pitt, Vince Vaughn, John Mayer and, most recently, Cougar Town star Josh Hopkins. And apparently most men and women don’t understand why. The currently-unattached actress, 41, was voted the most eligible single woman in the world, according to a 60 MINUTES/Vanity Fair poll released Monday. The star (who nabbed 29 percent of the votes) was followed by Halle Berry (21 percent); Elin Nordegren (15 percent); Betty White (11 percent); Lady Gaga (5 percent) and Associate Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States, Elena Kagan (4 percent). Despite being so unlucky in love, Aniston has said she doesn’t want people to pity her. “This whole ‘Poor lonely Jen’ thing, this idea that I’m so unlucky in love?” she once told Vogue. “I actually feel I’ve been unbelievably lucky in love…I’m right where I’m supposed to be.” [From Us Weekly] Can I just ask - where is Sandra Bullock? Did they not think to include Sandy? Because Sandy gets my vote for most eligible. Sandy really would meet Dave for coffee, and they would get along really well. Dave would want to take Sandy to dinner, and she would be all "I had such a great time, but I'm not really in that place. We should be friends." And Dave would have his heart broken all over again. Also: where is Cameron Diaz on this list? Was she not included because she's dating A-Rod? Eh. Back to Jennifer - score another one for her Girl-Next-Door persona! I wonder if the other 71% of people think Jennifer is masochist who loves casual relationships with douchey a–holes who gossip about her being a "sport f-ck".

Susan Sarandon hates Botox, loves guzzling tequila & boning young guys Posted: 04 Oct 2010 07:55 AM PDT It’s her birthday today! Happy birthday, Susan! Anyway, I swear, I feel like I've read this Susan Sarandon interview before, but I guess I'm wrong. It seems to be new. Maybe she's just been repeating herself lately? Could be. Anyway, Susan has given an extensive interview to The Telegraph to promote her supporting part in Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps (I think she plays Shia LaBeouf's mother, maybe), and no subjects are off-limits. She talks about sex, tattoos and her split from Tim Robbins. Oh, and the interview takes place at the ping-pong club Susan is invested in - the same place where her young lover, Jonathan Bricklin, is a co-owner. The full piece is here, and here are some highlights: On Botox: ‘I’m afraid of Botox, As an actress you have to use your face. But I do think a woman has a right to do whatever she wants with her body.’ On drugs and clean living: ‘I was lucky to come of age at a time when there were consciousness-opening drugs as opposed to the meaner chemical drugs.’ Later she mentions that she is on a health kick, not even drinking coffee. So drugs are out of the question then, I say. ‘I wouldn’t go that far,’ says Sarandon, laughing. ‘And I do like tequila.’ On her first husband, Chris Sarandon, who she married when she was 20 years old: ‘He was the first person I ever had sex with and my best friend. I married so young but took it very seriously; I never had that kind of free-love 1960s. I was slow to lose my virginity. In fact, throughout my life I’ve been with so few people; I’m one of those serial monogamists. I was never that wild, although I was a bit of a hippie chick. I think I probably still am a hippie chick.’ On getting cougar parts: ‘Certainly if there is an older woman/younger guy theme they seem to come to me. I think it’s great that people see me as being multifaceted and still desirable and smart and funny. What more could you ask?’ On her politics: ‘I’ve never had anyone come up and say to me, “You suck as an actor,” but I’ve had people say, “You commie c–nt,” which is shocking when you’re nursing a baby in the middle of the afternoon.’ On not ever marrying Tim Robbins: ‘I’ve always liked the idea of choosing to be with somebody, I thought that if you didn’t get married you wouldn’t take each other for granted as easily. I don’t know if after twentysomething years that was still true.’ On their split: ‘People were coming up to me in the street and saying “I cried and cried when I heard.” Well, I was sadder! I didn’t think it would ever happen, either.’ She implies that her relationship with Robbins ran its course. ‘You bring people into your life at certain times. Maybe you have a relationship to have children and you realise that it’s fulfilled after that point.’ On the dating-Bricklin rumors: Rumour has it that Sarandon is involved with her Spin business partner, Jonathan Bricklin, 31, who is chatting to her when I arrive. ‘You have to have a sense of humour,’ she says about the reports. ‘There are lots of people in my life at the moment.’ [From The Telegraph] So… I guess Susan is dating Bricklin, and probably some other dudes. I have to admit, if I was an older gentleman, I would probably go for Susan. She seems like a lot of fun, and I buy that she really is this natural. She's not the woman who has to get Botoxed for every event, she's not the woman who puts herself out there as the "Look At Me, I'm Still Sexy!" cougar. Hell, I'd kind of like to date her right now. Look at these sexy photos of Susan making out with Matthew Fox!

Is Lady Gaga planning on marrying boyfriend Luc Carl? Posted: 04 Oct 2010 07:23 AM PDT Unfortunately, we don't have access to any photos of Lady Gaga's on-again boyfriend Luc Carl, but you can see him here. Personally, I think she could do better. He seems like a hipster douche, and he's not all that attractive. I can't imagine he has an awesome personality either. Anyway, the rumor going around the British press is that Gaga and Luc are engaged, and they plan to get married in England, in a castle. JUST LIKE MADONNA. LADY GAGA wants to tie the knot at a fairytale Christmas wedding in a British castle. The oddball singer has told members of her crew she will get hitched to boyfriend LUC CARL here when her world tour returns to the UK in December. GaGa is not one to do things by halves. It is bound to be the strangest showbiz wedding - in fact any wedding - of all time. Given her love of outrageous costumes, I can’t even begin to think what the dress will look like. According to a senior member of her road crew, GaGa has told her staff she wants a lavish winter ceremony in the British countryside. The flamboyant star begins the latest European leg of her Monster Ball Tour in Helsinki on October 13 and it arrives back in London for shows at the O2 Arena on December 16 and 17. Then she has two months off before hitting the road in the US and plans to use it to wed club promoter Luc. The roadie said: “Lady GaGa has told everyone she plans to get married. She has said she wants a fairytale wedding in a castle. We finish the European leg in London just before Christmas and the timing is perfect for the wedding.” GaGa wants to arrive in a horse-drawn carriage for her castle ceremony in England or Scotland over the festive season the source added. And it’s also been claimed the couple want their wedding bands to be like ELVIS PRESLEY’s horseshoe ring, and for DITA VON TEESE to spring from a cake and perform a burlesque routine. With GaGa you can’t rule anything out. The singer and Luc first dated in 2005 before she hit the bigtime. But they recently rekindled their love. He has been a source of strength to Lady G - real name Stefani Germanotta - during the loss of her grandad. Former barman Luc comforted his girlfriend when she visited ailing Joseph in New Jersey a final time before his death, and was again very supportive at the funeral last week. GaGa has made no secret of her love of rural Britain, our traditional country pubs and grub like fish and chips. And her idol MADONNA got spliced to GUY RITCHIE at Skibo Castle in Scotland. [From The Sun] Look, if Gaga wants to marry Luc, by all means, she should. But I do doubt the accuracy of this report, and I doubt that Gaga wants to get married right now. Her new album comes out in January, I believe, and she'll be headed for heavy promotional duties yet again in just a few months. Plus, Gaga loves her fans too much to get married, you know? She's married to her fans, I think. We don't have these photos, but if you go to HuffPo, you can see Gaga's latest costume - a butt revealing bodysuit that she wore for a John Lennon tribute. Ugh. Lady Gaga on Sept. 14, 2010. Credit: WENN.

Janet Jackson goes public with her cute Qatari boyfriend, Wissam Al Mana Posted: 04 Oct 2010 06:52 AM PDT Janet Jackson has been dating her Qatari millionaire boyfriend for the better part of 2010, by most accounts. His name is Wissam Al Mana, and according to various sources, it's true love. Janet is said to have lost weight for Wissam, and he's allegedly very, very good to her. So much so that Janet and Wissam might even be considering marriage and babies. But before any of that happens, Janet and Wissam needed to declare their love for each other via a photo op. Now, they've been photographed together in candids and paparazzi photos, but I believe these series of outings during Paris Fashion Week - like at Dior yesterday - were their first big events together. Wissam is really cute, isn't he? The Enquirer described him as Janet's boy-toy, because he's ten years younger than her, but I kind of disagree. He seems like he has the potential to be a good partner to Miss Janet. And he's pretty cute, too. Even though The Daily Mail is saying he has weird elf ears (they're so mean!). Oh, well. Whatever makes them happy! He does need help with these pants though. WTF? Janet and Wissam Al Mana on October 3, 2010. Credit: Fame.

Dita von Teese is still dating her exceedingly handsome French aristocrat Posted: 04 Oct 2010 06:23 AM PDT In the Spring of last year, Dita Von Teese began publicly dating a young, hot French aristocrat. His name? Count Louis-Marie de Castelbajac. He's either 26 or 27 at this point - and Dita is 38 years old. Anyway, long story short, they're still dating, they're still hot, and they showed up to some events in Paris over the weekend and the photos are too good to pass up. This boy… goodness, he's lovely. These are photos from today's Dior show - although I am including one photo from a few days ago, when Dita and Louis-Marie were in costume for the 90th birthday party for Vogue. Why is my head being filled with images of hot sex with a gorgeous masked Frenchman now? Sigh… it doesn't even have to be with me. I would so watch Dita and Louis-Marie's sex tape. I nominate Count Louis-Marie for Hot Guy Anyday. Dita and Louis-Marie on October 4, 2010. Credit: Fame.

Blake Lively brags that she convinced boyfriend Penn Badgley he was adopted Posted: 04 Oct 2010 06:13 AM PDT Comments on the prank start at 8:10 Gossip Girl and The Town star, Blake Lively, was on Letterman Friday. Letterman was fawning all over her and kept trying to fix her hair, although he said she was “just a kid” at 23. I’ve never seen an interview with Blake before and was initially impressed by how relaxed, personable and friendly she was. While she seemed nice enough at first, she told a really disturbing story about the lengths she went through to prank her boyfriend, fellow Gossip Girl star Penn Badgley, this April Fool’s Day. The things she did to him sound downright mean, as clever as she obviously thought she was. Blake almost convinced that guy that he was adopted and that his biological father was Steven Tyler. She even got Penn’s publicist and mother in on it. [Penn] always wondered how he was so musically gifted without having musically gifted parents. So I thought ‘who is musically gifted who has lots of kids? Steven Tyler’ So I thought, ‘Well I’m going to say that’s his father.’ So I created a fake e-mail address and wrote a letter to him the night before April Fools… saying ‘I had a child with Steven Tyler. I live in Maryland (where he was born), I’m an English professor. I want to reach out to you and I’d like to have a relationship with you now that you’re of age.’ And then I had his publicist call in the morning and say ‘hey listen, I got a call from one of the magazines in New York. They got a story, Steven Tyler is saying that he has a child who is also in this business, that he’s hoping to reach out to and connect with, he didn’t realize that this was his son’ and I had them play it off like ‘this is ridiculous’ so we were laughing about it all day. And then his mom called him later and said ‘I need to talk to you.’ Yeah. [laughs] I saw his whole life flash before his eyes in about 10 seconds… He was obviously disappointed that his parents weren’t his parents and his whole life was a lie. A little traumatic. [Transcribed from Blake Lively's appearance on The Late Show, 10/1/10] So not only did Blake pull this very mean elaborate prank on her boyfriend, a prank that involved sequential steps in which a less self-confident person might have backed out and admitted it was joke, she used it as an anecdote to recount on national television. Personally, I hope she’s didn’t pull it off like this or it wasn’t as convincing as she’s trying to portray. Either way, she strikes me as rather cold and calculating. NOTE BY KAISER: I think Blake is really self-confident, to the point where she kind of comes across as an a–hole. Whatever! Story via ONTD

Celebrities, including Alexander Skarsgard, at Oktoberfest Posted: 04 Oct 2010 06:04 AM PDT Oktoberfest is happening now and while I’ve lived in Germany for a couple of years I have to admit I’ve never been to Munich for the event. Just about every festival here year round involves lots of excellent strong beer served in giant glasses, great bratwurst and tasty pretzels so I’ve never felt the need to go to Munich, especially since it’s really crowded and busy this time of year. It seems fun, though, especially if you’re not used to German culture. Celebrities have been flocking to the annual event, with Hayden Panettiere donning a tiny drindl to accompany her boyfriend, boxing legend Wladimir Klitschko (damn her, I thought they were broken up already) last week. Also in attendance was True Blood star Alexander Skarsgaard, who promoted his show over the weekend with some Oktoberfest hotties and Lebkuchenherzen (gingerbread hearts). Judging from his gorgeous red face, he enjoyed some of the beer. Katy Perry was on popular German variety show Wetten, Das?, which aired from Munich over the weekend. She wore a drindl at the host’s insistence along with downing a big glass of beer. I watched some of her appearance on the show (it’s long and I’ll admit I turned it off before it was over) and while she didn’t say much of interest she was a lot of fun and seemed to have a good time. That’s what Oktoberfest is all about. That and getting really wasted. It only takes two of those beers to knock me on my ass, and I’m used to drinking it. Now stare into Alexander Skarsgard’s eyes for a moment. See? It wasn’t Monday for a few seconds. Pictures except for Katy Perry photos credit: Fame Pictures

Daily Show’s John Oliver engaged to Iraq War veteran Posted: 04 Oct 2010 05:44 AM PDT Several years ago a strange Englishman traveled to America to join The Daily Show's team of comedian faux-journalists. His name was John Oliver, and he's lovely. I've been crushing on him pretty hard for years, not knowing if he was single or taken, gay or straight, or something in between. Turns out he's very straight, and he's had a girlfriend for two years. She's beautiful, and she just proposed. I read this wrong! He proposed, and she accepted! My dream lover just got engaged. Here's the kicker: I think she's a Republican. And an Iraq War vet! And they met at the Republican Convention in 2008. Ah, true love. A July trip to the Caribbean was more than just a summer vacation for John Oliver and Kate Norley. “We were in St. Thomas on holiday,” when The Daily Show correspondent, 33, decided to pop the question to his girlfriend of two years, he told PEOPLE Saturday at Comedy Central’s “Night Of Too Many Stars: An Overbooked Concert For Autism Education.” The couple, who met in 2008 at the Republican National Convention – Oliver was covering, Norley was campaigning – were friends first. “I finally made a move,” Norley, an Iraq War vet, laughingly admits. “I got seduced,” adds Oliver. Life has changed since her time on active duty, and Norley is now enjoying a slower pace of life. “I was a medic in the Army,” she explains. “It was difficult, but right now it’s nice that I get to spend time with the love of my life.” “It’s the most emasculating thing I could possibly do to go out with someone who has actually done something valuable with their life,” Oliver adds jokingly. “He’s got a forum,” Norley says on a more serious note. “We still have troops on the ground. No matter whether there are two or 200,000, we have to make sure our hearts and minds are with what they’re doing.” The couple plan to wed “some time next year.” [From People] At first I thought she was a Republican activist, but CB pointed out this recent interview John Oliver did with NPR's Terry Gross where he described Norley as a veterans' advocate. John described their first meeting at the Republican Convention: “That was pretty strange, I’ll say. It was - because it was the - you must remember that it was the - Republican was still exactly the week after. Usually, there’s a break between the Democrat and the Republican conventions. So I was exhausted, and there was a certain layer, the mid-layer on which we weren’t allowed to film at the Republican National Convention. That’s where most of the high-end politicians were. So, obviously, that is the one place, really, you do want to film. So, we’d found a catering entrance that we could access. We put our camera stuff through with the catering equipment and fancy cakes. So, we would have a certain amount of time before we were kicked out. And at one point, we were being literally chased by security, and my girlfriend, my partner now, soon-to-be wife… She said you can hide in our room, if you like. She served. She was a combat medic with the first cavalry in Iraq. And so she was there with a [veterans rights'] group. They’d been at both conventions. And so… Yeah, yeah, kind of lobbying for veterans’ issues. And so -yeah, we met there and kind of kept in sporadic touch and then met up Christmas last year. And, you know, we’d live together pretty soon afterwards. It was - yeah, we met in what I would say scientifically is the least romantic place on earth: the Republican National Convention." [From NPR] Aw… doesn't this make you love John Oliver even more? That he fell in love with a veteran and that they’re getting married? So sweet.

50 Cent tries to defend his anti-gay tweets, makes it worse Posted: 04 Oct 2010 05:44 AM PDT 50 Cent really needs to stop tweeting. Last month, he tweeted a photo of two men in suits running away from a mob along with the message “Perez Hilton calld me douchebag so I had my homie shoot up a gay wedding. wasnt his but still made me feel better.” He deleted the photo and tweet but never commented on the controversy even after GLAAD called him out for it. Then last week, in what seems like a misguided attempt to recommend that more men perform oral sex on their women, he tweeted “If you a man and your over 25 and you don’t eat pu**y just kill your self damn it. The world will be a better place. Lol.” There are plenty of men over 25 who don’t do that, but 50 says he wasn’t referring to gay men and their “choice” of an “alternative lifestyle.” The other night I made a joke about a blow job. My male followers enjoyed it. So I then went on to joke about women receiving the same. Some how they turned a simple joke about oral sex into a anti gay statement. I have nothing against people who choose and alternative lifestyle in fact iv publicly stated my mom loved women. It funny how people think negative statements are news worthy but positive statements are not worthy of coverage. Access holly wood for got to put laughing out loud lol that was at the end of that statement. [From 50 Cents' Twitter via Huffington Post] I guess this fool doesn’t have a management team that can convince him to stop tweeting and showing the world what a self-involved homophobic ass he is. His latest tweets are about how “cool” he is and while they seem tongue in cheek with the “Lol” at the end and all, they probably aren’t. “You know if you don’t like me something might be wrong with you. I just looked in the mirror and I’m cool man. I just checked again I’m cool for real man. I got all this swag I should sell some and get some more money. Lol” Yes, 50 has a lot of money. His net worth is estimated at $440 million dollars. It just goes to show that money can’t buy sense, class or tact. He needs a hobby other than tweeting. 50 Cent is shown on 7/18 and 7/30/10. Credit: WENN.com

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