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- Sasquatches Don’t Have Stripes… And Other News
- Nickelodeon Screwed Dora the Explorer
- Tila Tequila Legally Declared a Famewhore
- Paris Hilton is a What Now?
- Lou Dobbs Employs Illegals. Whoops.
- Britney Spears Looks Sane to Me
- Kelly Brook is in FHM
- Chelsea Handler: ‘I’m Not Banging 50 – Yet.’
| Sasquatches Don’t Have Stripes… And Other News Posted: 07 Oct 2010 04:21 PM PDT    - Johnny Depp atones for making a fourth Pirates movie. - GQ knows how to sell magazines. - Keanu Reeves is running… and happy? NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE. - Bret Michaels’ abs are apparently real. - Aubrey O’Day is Twittering her ass again. - Geri Halliwell’s still got it. And by it I Read More ... |
| Nickelodeon Screwed Dora the Explorer Posted: 07 Oct 2010 01:28 PM PDT    (Me next.) For those of you of Latino heritage who enjoyed seeing Dora the Explorer become a learning phenomenon for children the world over, the show is apparently more authentic than you realized. According to NY Daily News, Nickelodeon shafted the voice of Dora, Caitlin Sanchez, out of millions of dollars and paid her next to Read More ... |
| Tila Tequila Legally Declared a Famewhore Posted: 07 Oct 2010 12:32 PM PDT    Tila Tequila tried to stop the release of a sex tape, or at least pretended to look like she tried, but ended up being essentially told by a judge that she’s a walking bag of whore who just wants attention, according to TMZ: Tila’s lawyer, Alan Gutman, just asked an L.A. County Superior Court judge for Read More ... |
| Posted: 07 Oct 2010 11:51 AM PDT    Apparently Paris Hilton’s latest boyfriend Cy Waits has a daughter and felt it’d be a great idea to introduce her to the new love of his life because rich people can afford antibiotics easier than we can. RadarOnline reports: Paris Hilton is proving to be a stand-in mother for new boyfriend Cy Waits’ seven-year-old daughter Shea, Read More ... |
| Lou Dobbs Employs Illegals. Whoops. Posted: 07 Oct 2010 10:46 AM PDT  Lou Dobbs became almost comically famous for his rants against illegal immigrants that it eventually cost him his job at CNN. He particularly railed against corporations that employed illegals and suggested they face felony charges, so you can only guess how this story ends. The Nation reports: Based on a yearlong investigation, including interviews with five Read More ... |
| Britney Spears Looks Sane to Me Posted: 07 Oct 2010 09:41 AM PDT    With talk of Britney Spears‘ conservatorship coming to an end it only makes sense her dad would start letting her dress herself to ease the transition. Or she pulled a gun and demanded to “look sexy for once, y’all” before running out the door if you want to be a pessimist about it. Personally, I’m Read More ... |
| Posted: 07 Oct 2010 08:36 AM PDT    Kelly Brook appears in the latest issue of FHM Australia, and notice how she doesn’t exploit the opportunity to dignify her weight or shamelessly fish for compliments like all these other “celebrities” drunk on their own power. No, Kelly Brook just stands there quietly cupping a bare breast. It’s practically Christ-like. Photos: FHM Read More ... |
| Chelsea Handler: ‘I’m Not Banging 50 – Yet.’ Posted: 07 Oct 2010 08:10 AM PDT    Chelsea Handler took to her Twitter last night to address recent rumors suggesting she has a secret rendezvous with 50 Cent whenever they’re in the same town: Everyone, calm down. I met with mr. Cent about a potential project. There’s nothing to report yet, ill let you know if there is. While lots of outlets are calling Read More ... |
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