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- Finally! Someone in a Swimsuit. And Other News.
- Christina Aguilera Filed for Divorce, Let’s Look at Her Pumpkins
- ‘Because When You Take the Bus… You Get There.’
- Bill O’Reilly Stopped By ‘The View.’ Guess How It Went.
- Amy Winehouse: ‘I Dress Like an Old Jewish Black Man.’
- Kanye West Has Naked Photos
- ‘It’s Called a Snooki.’
| Finally! Someone in a Swimsuit. And Other News. Posted: 14 Oct 2010 03:14 PM PDT    - The Zach Galifianakis Swimsuit Calender. - Justin Bieber has a “rap alter-ego” now. The prophecies were true! - Madonna was an eloquent writer once. - Gavin Rossdale admitting the butt sex had to hit home for Ashley Greene yesterday. Had to. - Joanna Krupa in a little black dress. - Jenna Read More ... |
| Christina Aguilera Filed for Divorce, Let’s Look at Her Pumpkins Posted: 14 Oct 2010 01:39 PM PDT    PUNNED! Christina Aguilera reportedly filed for divorce this morning then made her way to Mr. Bones’ Pumpkin Patch to prepare for her metamorphosis into Shauna Sand. Or at least that’s what’s happening in my head because I dare to dream: “That’s right, show those gourds your rutabaga. They’ve been bad. Oh, no, it’s Lorenzo Lamas. He’s Read More ... |
| ‘Because When You Take the Bus… You Get There.’ Posted: 14 Oct 2010 12:22 PM PDT  Truthfully, I’ve been 8/5ths convinced this entire T.I. suicide rescue was a planned publicity stunt from the.. jump. *adjusts tie* That was until I learned the deep, spiritual words T.I. used to talk the man down. Words not unlike hearing Jesus calmly say your name in the middle of a storm. Or a really, really Read More ... |
| Bill O’Reilly Stopped By ‘The View.’ Guess How It Went. Posted: 14 Oct 2010 10:57 AM PDT  Bill O’Reilly was on The View this morning where heated discussions on the “terror mosque” are apparently still happening. I’ve already made my views known on the subject, so I’m basically going to stick to how everyone looked like asshats in this whole ordeal because television punditry is entirely theater. Via Popeater: “Listen to me because Read More ... |
| Amy Winehouse: ‘I Dress Like an Old Jewish Black Man.’ Posted: 14 Oct 2010 09:49 AM PDT    When you think Harper’s Bazaar, you expect to see interviews with your Gwyneth Paltrows, Christina Hendricks, Scarlett Johanssons and what have you. Classy, regal celebrities who queef into doilies. Which is why it’s hilarious and almost jarring to see an interview with Amy Winehouse where she discusses her new fashion line and sense of style Read More ... |
| Posted: 14 Oct 2010 08:34 AM PDT    Confirming scribblings in his diary that he was Brett Favre before Brett Favre was Brett Favre, Kanye West reportedly had a habit of sending female fans on MySpace photos of his penis which are now up for sale, according to RadarOnline: One image shows a nude Kanye from the chest up, wearing sunglasses and a gold Read More ... |
| Posted: 14 Oct 2010 07:21 AM PDT  I’m not even going to get in the way of genius with my word rambles. This thing had four anuses yesterday morning: Fact. Now it has five. UPDATE: Or not. Thanks to nano in the comments. Video: South Park Studios Read More ... |
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