Thursday, November 4, 2010

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AdoptAGuy: The Best Dating Service EVER?

Posted: 04 Nov 2010 10:59 AM PDT

Um, welcome to the best way to waste the rest of your day: Adoptaguy.com, a dating/hookup site where ladies are “shoppers” and men are “products.” Pick from random criteria like “fashion style” (bohemian, corporate, metrosexual, in uniform), Vices (vegan, smoker), and Specialities (massages, painting, plumbing), and then just press go! Look at my list:

I didn’t yield any search results back. Once I removed almost all my specifics though, I got some major hotties, that came with extra perks like “a yard.”

Only after you decide to add a man to your “cart” is he able to get in contact with you. Described as the “world's first "supermarket of love", the site originally started in France but has made its way over to the U.S. And we’re not being sarcastic – it is SO much fun to play with, especially knowing that unlike most dating sites, you won’t be getting 100 messages from skeevy dudes.

Also we have been promised this is not a female version of a male escort service (you don’t have to pay, for one thing), but if you see a dude name Sean on there, back off. He’s already in my cart and they just ran out of stock.

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AdoptAGuy: The Best Dating Service EVER?

Video: William Shatner "Sings" Cee Lo, We Groan

Posted: 04 Nov 2010 10:20 AM PDT

We were watching TV the other night with a friend and one of those William Shatner Priceline commercials came on and our friend groaned: “Ugh. Is this still a thing?” Our feelings exactly. In our humble opinion, Shatner’s sing-songy schtick reached its pinnacle with Pulp’s “Common People,” and everything after that has been a downhill avalanche. It’s the same problem as the Betty White thing — just because an old person is doing a “young person” thing, it isn’t automatically hilarious. But maybe we’re just still mad about $#*! My Dad Says.

Anyway, we didn’t get more than 15 seconds into this video of Shat singing “}^(& You” on Lopez Tonight, but perhaps you’ll have better luck.

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Video: William Shatner "Sings" Cee Lo, We Groan

Video: Joel McHale's Drunk 'Today' Show Appearance

Posted: 04 Nov 2010 10:13 AM PDT

Handsome comedian Joel McHale made a trip down to NBC to appear on Today in order to promote Community. Since he really has Kathy Lee Gifford and Hoda to thank for making up 90 percent of the mockable content for his other show, The Soup, Joel came prepared. Well, he came drunk. Not like “fake drunk.” We’re pretty sure Joel is ornery drunk as he pours out a Rose for the ladies and yells at them to roll the damn clips.

To be fair, showing up drunk on Today is actually standard practice and usually required in the stipulations when you sign the waiver with NBC. Zing?

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Video: Joel McHale's Drunk 'Today' Show Appearance

Posted: 26 Oct 2010 10:14 AM PDT

Love True Blood as much as we do? Then you’ll probably drool over this prize pack. We’re giving two lucky fans of Crushable on Facebook a True Blood graphic novel signed by its three creators and a bottle of Tru Blood blood orange flavored drink. To enter to win, simply click here and hit the “Like” button before 5 p.m. EST on Sunday, November 7.

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1,000 Las Vegas Tunnel People Live Better Than We Do

Posted: 04 Nov 2010 10:10 AM PDT

There are certain degrading things that you have to deal with when you live in New York. Like the time I took the tour at Alcatraz only to realized that their inmates had more space than I did in Manhattan at the time. Meanwhile, I had committed no crimes and paid $400 for the privilege to live on 105th Street. Plus, they had sinks in their rooms! And now, The Daily Mail has made us feel the same way once again, with a story about 1,000 people who live in makeshift homes in Las Vegas, carved out of a labyrinth of tunnels underneath the Las Vegas strip.

The article is pretty fascinating, but the first thing that came to mind when we saw the pics? Ooh… Spacious!

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1,000 Las Vegas Tunnel People Live Better Than We Do

The Daily WTF: A Display Of Bizarre Objects

Posted: 04 Nov 2010 09:44 AM PDT

This photo was given the label “Berlin Museum Displays Bizarre Objects,” which, yes, seems pretty accurate. Here’s the rest of the description: “Male and female prosthetics stand combined with an ejection seat from a military airplane and a 1960s-era hair dryer to create an artistic creation in the new ‘Designpanoptikum, Museum For Extraordinary Objects.”

Germany, you’re so weird! Here are some reasons why we wish this Bizarre Object were our boyfriend:

1. He’d always let you sit on his lap and would never complain.
2. His prosthetic legs mean cutting to the head of the line at Disneyland.
3. He seems to be partially made of that frozen wheel from LOST, which means: Free trips to Tunisia!
4. He looks smart.

(photo via Getty)

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The Daily WTF: A Display Of Bizarre Objects

Posted: 04 Nov 2010 09:24 AM PDT

All I want for Christmas is cash. According to a new Consumer Reports study, almost 60% of Americans plan to just give cash for Christmas this year. At least that will cut down on the number of bad Christmas sweaters pawned off on kids this year. (NYP)

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Fan Fiction: This Week's 'Glee' Episode A Tribute to 'Glee'

Posted: 04 Nov 2010 10:19 AM PDT

(Int: McKinley High’s rehearsal room. Mr. Schue enters waving around sheet music)
Mr. Schue: Great news, guys! I have found the perfect musical act for us to perform at Nationals in New York this year!
Kurt: Rent?
Mr. Schue: No, we couldn’t get the okay from the school board to do a play that features pre-9/11 themes.
Brittany: Glengarry, Glenross?
Mr. Schue: Not a musical, Brittany.
Santana: Please tell us it’s not Yentl. I couldn’t deal with seeing Rachel sing in profile for three hours.
Rachel: Hey!
Brittany: Speed-the-Plow?
Mr Schue: Also, not a musical, Brittany.
Brittany: (mumbles) Not until David Mamet starts replying to my fan mail.
Mr. Schue: No guys….this piece is perfect for us! It combines kitsch, dramatic solos, heart-warming group numbers…We’re going to do last week’s episode of Glee, you guys!
Finn: Wait, I’m confused…
Mr Schue: That’s perfect Finn, you’re a natural for the part of “Finn.”
Rachel: Mr. Schue, while I appreciate your ability to think outside the box in the meta-framework of such visionaries as Charlie Kaufman and Bob Fosse…
Mr. Schue: Rachel, you’ll be playing Kurt.
Rachel and Kurt: What???
Mr Schue: Guys! Glee, is all about pushing people’s expectations about gender, sexuality, and age-inappropriate material under the innofensive guise of high school musicals! Speaking of which, Sam, we’re replacing you with Zac Efron.
Sam: Cool.
(Sue Sylvestor enters)
Sue: Schue! I heard about yer little brain-drizzle to recreate last week’s episode of Glee in order to win nationals, and I just wanted to be the first one in line to place a bet on how many TV blogs will trash you for saying you jumped the shark with this one.
Mr Schue: Sue! Glad you’re here. I want you to play…me.
Sue: I’m sorry, William, did that one grey curly hair you found in the shower this morning decided to stage a revolt by worming its way into your brain and making you crazy?
Mr. Schue: Sorry Sue, you have to participate. It’s in your contract.
Sue: I can’t believe I left Party Down for this over-rated piece of garbage.
Mr. Schue: Your Emmy feels differently.
Sue: Okey-dokey Will, I’ll play you. But that means I get to be bumping uglies with your lovely crazy-lady lumps, Miss Pillsbury.
Miss Pillsbury: (pops up from where she’s been soaking her face in Purell) Wait, Will…I’m not sure about this.
Mr Schue: It’s okay Emma, you’re going to be playing Asian Mike.
Miss Pillsbury: But I can’t dance.
Mr. Schue: I know! It will win the judge’s heart! Besides, it seemed too cruel to give the role to Artie.
Artie: So who will I be playing?
Mr. Schue: Puck. And the rest of you…well, just turn to the person to your left and that’s whose role you’re going to take.
Mercedes: I’m going to play Santana?
Santana: If you lose, 30 pounds, maybe. Wait, I’m going to playing Brittany? I’ll need a brain abortion.
Brittany: I’m going to be playing an empty chair?
Mr. Schue: Great! Now if we can just start from the top. Kurt, Finn: I’m going to need you guys to start on “Don’t Stop Believing,” with the rest of you guys joining in. Then we’ll add about 30 more professional singers in post-production. And guys…I have a really good feeling about this.

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Fan Fiction: This Week's 'Glee' Episode A Tribute to 'Glee'

Lil' Wayne High-Fives TI On His Way Out Of Prison

Posted: 04 Nov 2010 09:29 AM PDT

Community’s Donald Glover wins the internet today. This is the historic day that rapper Lil’ Wayne finally gets out of jail. But as he exits prison, his pal is headed in. Today TI is on his way to serve a few months for probation violations. We hope that someone can heed Glover’s tweet and get a snapshot of the two tag teaming their prison time.

At the least, maybe this scene will be part of the video for a new single.

http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2010/06/01/ti_lil_wayne_collaborate_on_new_singl

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Lil' Wayne High-Fives TI On His Way Out Of Prison

Posted: 04 Nov 2010 09:08 AM PDT

Tina Fey as Sarah Palin is Back! – Guess when things are starting to look grim for the Democrats in 2012, it’s time to bring out the big guns for Letterman. Did ya’ know that Tina Fey single-handidly won the election for Barack Obama because of her ability to mock Palin’s accent? (via Comedy Central Insider)

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