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- For God’s Sake, Jennifer Garner, There’re Children Present. And Other News.
- Amanda Seyfried and Ryan Phillippe, Huh?
- Courteney Cox is Courageous
- Charlie Sheen Isn’t Going to Die – This Week
- Rich People Wearing Disguises
- Seriously, Heidi Klum & Seal. What in The Hell?
- Coco and The True Meaning of Halloween
- Kim Kardashian Couldn’t Decide
| For God’s Sake, Jennifer Garner, There’re Children Present. And Other News. Posted: 01 Nov 2010 03:30 PM PDT    - LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian pretend they’re stupid enough to try marriage again. - Randy Quaid thinks he still counts as an influential celebrity. That’s the real story here. - Carmen Electra was apparently out there, too, this weekend. - Jenna Jameson actually looks.. decent? - Justin Timberlake giving Olivia Read More ... |
| Amanda Seyfried and Ryan Phillippe, Huh? Posted: 01 Nov 2010 02:50 PM PDT    Proving once again any time I make a doggy-style sex joke, Ryan Phillippe ends up getting some, here he is leaving Kate Hudson’s Halloween party while trying to pretend Amanda Seyfried wearing a giant dog costume isn’t in the front seat. Then again, that’s entirely on her considering, oh I dunno, she’s wearing a giant Read More ... |
| Posted: 01 Nov 2010 01:36 PM PDT    Wait. How’d these bikini photos get in here? Clearly, there’s been some sort of mix-up… Presumably because she never signed a pre-nup and David Arquette was in Eight Legged Freaks, Courteney Cox is now playing down the divorce talk and chalking the whole thing up to a trial separation. A brave, unprecedented trial separation that apparently Read More ... |
| Charlie Sheen Isn’t Going to Die – This Week Posted: 01 Nov 2010 12:30 PM PDT  Reports have been pouring in claiming Charlie Sheen has been on a non-stop cocaine and hooker binge for weeks, culminating in his near-arrest at a New York City hotel while porn-star/hooker Capri Anderson was locked in the bathroom. Friends are now saying he’ll be dead within a week which his manager Mark Burg is denying Read More ... |
| Posted: 01 Nov 2010 11:12 AM PDT    Because I can’t look at another Halloween costume without having flashbacks of Snooki, here’s an assload of celebrities in costumes over the weekend that range from the random (Harrison Ford as a nun.) to the hilarious (Paris Hilton’s parents as cops. Ha! Get it? Because their daughter got arrested and their money bent the law Read More ... |
| Seriously, Heidi Klum & Seal. What in The Hell? Posted: 01 Nov 2010 09:35 AM PDT    Every Halloween Heidi Klum throws a lavish party where she inevitably shows up in the most elaborate costume known to man, making everyone else look like cheap assholes. And this year was no exception. Only this time around she roped Seal into what I almost want to say constitutes slavery if it weren’t for all Read More ... |
| Coco and The True Meaning of Halloween Posted: 01 Nov 2010 08:50 AM PDT    Here’s Coco and Ice-T at Heidi Klum’s Halloween party over the weekend where Coco couldn’t have captured the true spirit of the holiday more had she dressed like Jack Skellington and started yelling, “It’s pronounced ’sow-in,’ you guys,” at a Wiccan poetry slam. Because if giant breasts can’t penetrate the membrane between our world and Read More ... |
| Kim Kardashian Couldn’t Decide Posted: 01 Nov 2010 07:52 AM PDT    Kim Kardashian couldn’t decide what to wear to Heidi Klum’s Halloween party, so like a good attention whore, she posted slutty pictures of herself to Twitter for her fans to help her pick. Their options were: Cheetah Woman – with a giant ass. Chesty Pirate – with a giant ass. Queen of Hearts – with a giant ass. And Read More ... |
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