Wednesday, November 17, 2010

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


A Word on Willow Palin

Posted: 17 Nov 2010 07:57 PM PST

 
No, she’s not the one with the kid. — Yet. While her mother continued to bait idiots into thinking she’s dumb enough to run for president just to drum up publicity for her new reality show, 16-year-old Willow Palin has been under fire today for calling a classmate “faggot” and other gay slurs on Facebook after Read More ...

Natalie Portman Wins

Posted: 17 Nov 2010 03:00 PM PST

   
Granted, it’s no “aggressive lesbian hate sex” with ballerinas, Natalie Portman continues to be the only actress who understands acting by stripping down to a thong in her new movie Your Highness. A film about something, starring people who aren’t Natalie Portman’s ass, so why am I even wasting my word juice on this sentence? SHE Read More ...

Megan Fox Still Exists and Other News

Posted: 17 Nov 2010 01:27 PM PST

   
- “Teen Mom” Amber continues to win at life. - Pink somehow is pregnant. “But.. but the penis,” people were heard saying. - Vin Diesel could totally nail Facebook if he wanted to. Totally. - Renee Zellweger’s camel toe. — Why are those words in the same sentence? WHY? - Pamela Read More ...

Tony Parker Banged His Teammate’s Wife

Posted: 17 Nov 2010 12:39 PM PST

   
Now that it’s been established Eva Longoria really is getting a divorce, but didn’t want to ruin today’s Us Weekly exclusive she negotiated in advance, we can get down to who stuck what in who. Namely Tony Parker nailing one his teammate’s wife because he’s French and that’s what they do. Extra reports: “Extra” confirmed the Read More ...

Lindsay Lohan Hates Her Mom Now

Posted: 17 Nov 2010 10:50 AM PST

   
In what has to be the first legitimate sign that Lindsay Lohan is getting the help she needs, she’s finally tired of her mom’s bullshit. TMZ reports: Sources connected with Lindsay tell TMZ Lindsay told her mom not to go on “Today” last week. When Dina defied her and yakked with Matt Lauer, Lindsay was Read More ...

Leighton Meester is Crafty

Posted: 17 Nov 2010 09:42 AM PST

   
With Blake Lively being universally panned for her “acting” in the just-released Green Lantern trailer, a sly Leighton Meester conveniently appeared at the Harry Winston event in New York last night wearing see-through pants – with no underwear. Now, I’m not saying this was a coordinated move to claim the title of “the hot one” Read More ...

Meet Your Sexiest Man Alive! (It’s Ryan Reynolds.)

Posted: 17 Nov 2010 08:43 AM PST

  
In what I’m sure has nothing to do with him starring in a massive, upcoming Warner Bros. blockbuster, Ryan Reynolds has been named People’s Sexiest Man Alive! for 2010. But just to make sure this is a transparent marketing effort, I’ve included the trailer for Green Lantern which happened to conveniently appear online today, also. Read More ...

Let’s Try This Eva Longoria Thing One More Time. With Feeling.

Posted: 17 Nov 2010 07:58 AM PST

   
See? Feeling. *licks finger, adjust eyebrows* A thank you thank you. Yesterday, TMZ reported Eva Longoria was getting a divorce only to immediately retract their story, leaving a scant handful of people going, “WTF?” because it’s only Eva Longoria. Well, word on the Internet streets is that she is going to file for divorce because Tony Read More ...

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