Tuesday, November 20, 2012

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 11.20.12

Posted: 20 Nov 2012 01:00 PM PST

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“Dear Ke$ha, suck it.” Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which will be your last one until after the long holiday weekend. Since there’s a distinct possibility that I will die from alcohol poisoning in an attempt to endure multiple family visits might still have a turkey hangover on Monday and I’m a man Read More ...

Jessica Biel Already Wants To Act With Justin Timberlake. BAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted: 20 Nov 2012 12:00 PM PST

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Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake have barely been married a month and already she wants the two of them to act together because the key to a good marriage is suffocation. Hours upon hours of suffocation. Leave no hope for escape. Via Us Magazine: “I think you have to be very careful about working with Read More ...

NBC Tried To Hide Ke$ha’s Butt, Probably Should’ve Been More Concerned With The Fisting

Posted: 20 Nov 2012 10:35 AM PST

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Because one post about a hand up a butt deserves another – *updates mission statement* – here’s Ke$ha performing on TODAY this morning where NBC wisely decided to hide her fishnet-covered ass cheeks while not-so-wisely neglecting to make sure her stage show doesn’t involve getting fisted by Rufio and the Golden Triangle Brigade. Which should Read More ...

The Day Elmo Quit Sesame Street

Posted: 20 Nov 2012 09:55 AM PST

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“Elmo wonder how long Mr. Kevin wants to keep looking at that high school. Elmo wonder if that’s leee-gal.” Despite his first accuser Sheldon Stephens being dropped by his own attorneys for not having a case, Elmo creator Kevin Clash reportedly paid him $125,000 to issue a statement confessing he lied about the underage gay Read More ...

January Jones Is A Brunette Now

Posted: 20 Nov 2012 09:14 AM PST

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“Dammit. How do they always know it’s me- YOU.” Photos: AKM-GSIRead More ...

Lindsay Lohan’s Probation’s Being Revoked. Again.

Posted: 20 Nov 2012 08:29 AM PST

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“Alright, alright, I’m here. My mouth’s open. Jesus…” Now that her assistant rolled on her like a rational human being who doesn’t want to take the fall for a ginger baby-flattening device, Lindsay Lohan‘s probation will be revoked once the Santa Monica City Attorney files charges against her for lying to police about who was Read More ...

Mitt Romney Seems To Be Holding Up

Posted: 20 Nov 2012 07:21 AM PST

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“Is that an A&W? I will suck your fucking dick…” reddit user mbk95 captured this pic of an apparently security-less Mitt Romney pumping gas in La Jolla last night where he’s been holed up since the election. But before you go accusing him of looking like a man who just finished axe-murdering his wife in Read More ...

Good Morning, Joanna Krupa, And Other News

Posted: 20 Nov 2012 06:27 AM PST

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- Like I’m supposed to believe Madonna‘s naked breasts aren’t two grinning skulls. C’mon. - Scarlett Johansson‘s new boyfriend looks like a French Zachary Quinto. - Cameron Diaz says every woman wants to be objectified which explains why she transformed into a man for A-Rod. Know your audience, people. - Read More ...

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