Wednesday, November 28, 2012

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 11.28.12

Posted: 28 Nov 2012 01:00 PM PST

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Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, brought to you by Shaq‘s new jewelery collection – For the lumbering hulk in your life who already has everything. Seriously, that bracelet is just an old Goodyear tire. Anyway, we’ve also got what Madonna would think she saw in the mirror if she actually had a reflection, Read More ...

Bobbi Kristina And Her Adopted Brother Broke Up, I Don’t Want To Live In This World Anymore

Posted: 28 Nov 2012 11:59 AM PST

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When two crazy kids like Bobbi Kristina and Nick Gordon can’t make their quasi-incestuous love born out of grief work, there’s absolutely no hope for the rest of us. Yet here we are faced with such a cold, unyielding world because the two have gone their separate ways, according to E! News: However, as the Read More ...

Jason Flemyng Probably Just Confirmed Matthew Vaughn Is Directing ‘Star Wars: Episode VII’

Posted: 28 Nov 2012 11:16 AM PST

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Because sometimes I wake up in the morning and just want to write about Star Wars and tits (It’s a living.), above is long-time Matthew Vaughn collaborator Jason Flemyng possibly accidentally confirming to UK movie site HeyUGuys that Vaughn is directing Star Wars: Episode VII as rumored. And since my sex parts are already growing Read More ...

Bring Katy Perry’s Breasts Your Poor, Your Weary

Posted: 28 Nov 2012 10:28 AM PST

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In an ongoing effort to rejuvenate the site’s breasticular levels, here’s Katy Perry at last night’s UNICEF Snowflake Ball where unlike Selena Gomez, Katy actually made her heaving bosom somewhat visible because she doesn’t hate children and want them to die in a fire, orphaned and alone. It’s all in Selena’s diary. Photos: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Read More ...

Gwen Stefani & Gavin Rossdale Look Like Two People Who Aren’t About To Get A Divorce

Posted: 28 Nov 2012 09:37 AM PST

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Here’s Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale leaving their son’s school yesterday, and if these two are seriously going to try to pull off the never-effective “Cheating? What cheating? Look at us together!” maneuver, it’s usually a good idea to make sure one of you isn’t visibly to the point of tears while brandishing a dog Read More ...

Mariah Carey’s Breasts Want You To Know It’s Christmas-Time

Posted: 28 Nov 2012 08:31 AM PST

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Because the homepage is shockingly breast-deficient – *looks at AnnaLynne McCord, shakes head* – here’s Mariah Carey pre-taping her performance for the Rockefeller Center tree-lighting ceremony last night, and while your first reaction will be, “Ha! She couldn’t go onstage without ham,” those are breasts. It took me a minute, too, but then I noticed Read More ...

Charlie Sheen Weighs In On Angus T. Jones, Blames Chuck Lorre, Of Course

Posted: 28 Nov 2012 07:55 AM PST

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“I wonder who created the universe…” “I wonder who’s going to bury that hooker I hit with a mace…” In a surprising display of restraint, Charlie Sheen waited almost 24 hours before inevitably weighing in on his former Two And A Half Men co-star Angus T. Jones finding Jesus and shitting all over the show Read More ...

And Jessica Simpson’s Pregnant Again. Yup.

Posted: 28 Nov 2012 05:28 AM PST

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“I can have fudge now?!” So remember when everyone kept joking that Jessica Simpson would eventually get tired of trying to exercise away her baby weight for Weight Watchers and just get pregnant again. SURPRISE! And someone get me my broker, I want a controlling interest in Chili’s by end of business. Time is money, Read More ...

We Get It, AnnaLynne McCord, You’re A Sexy Lady And Other News

Posted: 28 Nov 2012 05:20 AM PST

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- Weight Watchers should’ve hired Megan Fox because goddamn. - Kristen Stewart‘s fans hate Jennifer Lawrence which is amazing because women usually love other women. They’re their favorite. - Hot tattooed ladies, anyone? - Someone stole LeAnn Rimes‘ future baby’s name. No, really, they fucking nailed it. - Not Read More ...

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