Monday, December 31, 2012

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


Happy New Year!

Posted: 31 Dec 2012 11:00 AM PST

Champagne Facial
Friend to the site KirillWasHere graciously sent over his little masterpiece that as soon as Photo Boy and I saw (20 times), we knew it was a much better way to end 2012 than my original plan of inviting you all over for a night of Magic: The Gathering and Shasta that would ultimately end Read More ...

BEST OF 2012: Anne Hathaway’s Vagina

Posted: 31 Dec 2012 09:58 AM PST

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Greetings, exalted one. Allow me to introduce myself. I am The Superficial Writer, Jedi Knight and friend to Captain Photo Boy Solo. (He withheld sex until I wrote that.) I know that you are powerful, mighty reader, and that your anger with us not posting must be equally powerful. As a token of my goodwill, Read More ...

Everyone Kept Looking At Ashlee, So Jessica Simpson Tweeted Her Pregnant Gut In A Bikini

Posted: 31 Dec 2012 08:51 AM PST

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Yesterday afternoon, you couldn’t hit a celebrity site without seeing new pics of Ashlee Simpson in a bikini while on vacation with the entire Simpson clan in Hawaii, so naturally Jessica did what any pregnant sister who’s confident with her body would do in this situation: Hide inside and tweet pics of her gut in Read More ...

BEST OF 2012: Christina Assulera

Posted: 31 Dec 2012 08:00 AM PST

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Greetings, exalted one. Allow me to introduce myself. I am The Superficial Writer, Jedi Knight and friend to Captain Photo Boy Solo. (He withheld sex until I wrote that.) I know that you are powerful, mighty reader, and that your anger with us not posting must be equally powerful. As a token of my goodwill, Read More ...

Kim Kardashian’s Pregnant

Posted: 31 Dec 2012 06:52 AM PST

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“Whatchoo talkin’ bout, Matt Lauer?” I feel confident saying that by today most of us have let our guard down and began to feel pretty confident that the world was not going to end in 2012, so we only have ourselves to blame for Kim Kardashian being pregnant. Our pride and decadence brought this upon Read More ...

So That’s What A Claudia Galanti Does And Other News

Posted: 31 Dec 2012 06:50 AM PST

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- Katt Williams ran over a dude’s foot after starting a fight at a nightclub hours after he was arrested for child endangerment which is literally 1/1,000th of the crazy shit he did this weekend. - Gwyneth Paltrow has another cookbook and it’s as pretentious as you think it is. - Hot Read More ...

BEST OF 2012: Kim Kardashian Goes Kommando

Posted: 31 Dec 2012 06:48 AM PST

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Greetings, exalted one. Allow me to introduce myself. I am The Superficial Writer, Jedi Knight and friend to Captain Photo Boy Solo. (He withheld sex until I wrote that.) I know that you are powerful, mighty reader, and that your anger with us not posting must be equally powerful. As a token of my goodwill, Read More ...