Tuesday, July 31, 2012

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.31.12

Posted: 31 Jul 2012 01:00 PM PDT

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Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which is a little light either because of The Olympics or the cataclysmic failure of thousands of paparazzi camera lenses, having committed suicide knowing they’d never again snap anything as beautiful as Kate Middleton‘s butt. Probably that first thing, though. Anyway, today we’ve got the ongoing atrocity that Read More ...

Cue LeAnn Rimes Having Sex In Bathrooms Now

Posted: 31 Jul 2012 12:00 PM PDT

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Brandi Glanville supposedly had sex with serial Porta-potty diddler Gerard Butler, so it really shouldn’t be that shocking to find out she got caught banging a random dude in her Real Housewives of Beverly Hills co-star Kyle Richards‘ bathroom. It’s also how these people say “hello.” RadarOnline reports: Brandi was in the bathroom with a Read More ...

Here’s Bradley Cooper As The Elephant Man

Posted: 31 Jul 2012 11:10 AM PDT

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Because I’m a firm believer that the Internet should have pictures of literally everything on it, here’s a shirtless Bradley Cooper sitting in an old-timey bathtub looking like he had a stroke in case anyone wanted to look at that. Don’t get me wrong, I’m sure it was a riveting performance that laid bare a Read More ...

Lindsay Lohan Is Being Difficult About Nudity Again

Posted: 31 Jul 2012 10:05 AM PDT

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At least once a month, Lindsay Lohan gets practically naked in a room at Chateau Marmont and lets Terry Richardson take a bunch of pictures of her and publish them on a worldwide communication system accessed by billions of people, but why should that stop her from being a pain in the ass on the Read More ...

Bret Michaels Dumped His Fiancee That Let Him Bang All Those Chicks On ‘Rock Of Love’

Posted: 31 Jul 2012 09:16 AM PDT

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Rock of Love with Bret Michaels aired for three seasons from 2007 to 2009 which, by my math, is sometime within the past 16 years, but don’t quote me on that, I post women’s panties on the Internet for a living. Anyway, I mention that because Bret Michaels has apparently ended his engagement to Kristi Read More ...

People of Brazil, Katy Perry’s Panties Will Address You Now

Posted: 31 Jul 2012 08:22 AM PDT

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Here’s Katy Perry wearing a short dress while standing on a balcony directly above the paparazzi because if there’s one thing Robert Pattinson appreciates, it’s bold moves. “He might like breasts, too, but it’s hard to say based on Kristen Stewart, so maybe if I just sort of showed them off through sideways diamonds cut Read More ...

Robert Pattinson Kicked Kristen Stewart Out Is How That Really Went

Posted: 31 Jul 2012 07:18 AM PDT

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Last week, reports claimed that Robert Pattinson had moved out of the house he shared with Kristen Stewart, except it turns out he actually owns it and didn’t want to be around while she packed up her crap because he sparkle-kicked her right the fuck out. People reports: The 22-year-old actress subsequently apologized to Pattinson Read More ...

Vanessa Hudgens’ Butt Thinks These ATM Fees Are Ridiculous And Other News

Posted: 31 Jul 2012 06:49 AM PDT

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- And here’s a bunch more women in short shorts. - This is how George Clooney gets to make whatever movies he wants. - Kanye West is watching, always watching… - Why was Shannon Doherty really dropped from Charmed? Probably this. - Candice Swanepoel is athletic now. And has an Read More ...