Tuesday, July 30, 2013

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.30.13

Posted: 30 Jul 2013 10:57 AM PDT

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, coming at you a little early because we’re on our way to New York and the last time we went the Amtrak conductor handed us a Prodigy disc and said “Please enjoy our wifi.” So while we’re trying on matching hats and giggling in a mirror locking down Read More ...

Teresa & Joe Giudice Seem Like Nice Clients

Posted: 30 Jul 2013 09:50 AM PDT

“Lemme in that courtroom! I’ll murderlize ‘em!” Here’s Teresa and Joe Giudice arriving in federal court this morning to plead not guilty to 39 counts of tax evasion, bank fraud and whatever it is people do for fun in Jersey these days besides steroids and banging midgets until a baby or a pickle pops out. Read More ...

Lindsay Lohan Is So Super Serious About Sobriety She’s Staying In Rehab Longer, You Guys

Posted: 30 Jul 2013 09:00 AM PDT

Because Lindsay Lohan is in full PR mode now that her court-ordered rehab stint ends tomorrow, she’s announced she’s going to follow the advice of professionals and stay in rehab longer because she’s so totally changed this time. So I guess we won’t be seeing her until the end of August. Or Saturday. How’s Saturday Read More ...

And Now Kat Dennings’ Breasts To Make Up For That Lara Flynn Boyle Post

Posted: 30 Jul 2013 08:00 AM PDT

Because that Lara Flynn Boyle post constitutes a war crime, here’s Kat Dennings giant breasts to make you forget it happened. Along with most of your morning, yesterday and possibly an indeterminable amount of time because the science starts to get fuzzy here. On that note, anyone remember who won the Boston Marathon? Whatever happened Read More ...

Public Service Announcement: Thinking About Getting Plastic Surgery?

Posted: 30 Jul 2013 07:26 AM PDT

DO NOT EVER. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. Photos: Fame/FlynetRead More ...

Miley Cyrus Videos Have Director Cuts Now

Posted: 30 Jul 2013 07:09 AM PDT

Here’s the Director’s Cut for Miley Cyrus “We Can’t Stop” video because apparently it was such an artistic tour de force that it demanded to be released in its purest form. As for what’s different, I honestly couldn’t tell you because that would require me to actually watch both of them in their entirety, and Read More ...

Good Morning, Chrissy Teigen, And Other News

Posted: 30 Jul 2013 05:00 AM PDT

- Aaron Paul couldn’t be happier to call you a bitch. - Fox News having no idea how academia works shocked a surprising amount of people. - I hate loud car stereo systems, but here’s one giving a chick a fake orgasm anyway. - Stay through the credits of The Wolverine Read More ...

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Paris Hilton And River Viiperi Are Obvious Eye Candy At Los Angeles Airport

Posted: 30 Jul 2013 01:14 PM PDT

Nothing says, "We're here, paparazzi!" like sunglasses inside!

Paris Hilton and her model boytoyfriend, River Viiperi, strolled casually through Los Angeles International Airport this week while waiting to catch a flight to Ibiza, Spain.

We were gonna go too -- they just forgot to invite us! LOLz!!!

River took a note from Shailene Woodley and kept it comfy for the more than half-day flight, but Paris dressed up for the occasion like an old-school airline passenger.

Or maybe she had just packed everything else, as she tweeted before departing:

Are we the ONLY ones who still carry on luggage?!?

Come on, y'all -- take it on while it's still free!

Have fun, P & R!

Ch-ch-check out more photos of the lovebirds (almost) in flight (below)!

[Image via Ramey Pix.]

Miley Cyrus Doesn't Google Herself Because She's THAT Famous!

Posted: 30 Jul 2013 01:10 PM PDT

She really can't stop herself.

Miley Cyrus has been almost TOO confident lately, but evidently even the most confident of twerkin' starlets have their insecurities.

That's right! The We Can't Stop songstress actually refuses to Google herself because she's so scared of what all those anti-Smilers are saying about her.

Miley admitted:

"People that probably fall off are the people obsessed with googling themselves and knowing what people are saying. If I knew what people are saying about me, I'd probably hate myself. I don't look at that kind of stuff."

So she really does forget the haters!!! Now we know her secret to success! LOLz!

Obviously her ignorant bliss is working too because Miles dished she didn't even need a search engine to predict her latest single's success. In fact, she always KNEW We Can't Stop would be a mega-hit.

The VEVO record breaker said:

"I knew it was gonna be great. And I knew it was gonna go viral like that because it's just interesting."

People do love a spectacle and if anything, gurlfriend knows how to put on a show — money sandwiches and all!

Sure, we love twerking to her jamz, but one day she's going to have to swallow a huge helping of humble pie...not that she's reading this anyway. HA!

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Channing Tatum Goes Blonde And Bearded For Jupiter Ascending! See The Pics HERE!

Posted: 30 Jul 2013 01:00 PM PDT

They say blondes have more fun and boy do we believe it! Just look how smiley Channing Tatum is on the set of his new movie, Jupiter Ascending!

It wasn't just the goldie locks on top of Channing's head that got a dye job either. Check out that bleach blonde beard!

Hmm...

We usually dig some scruff, but this look isn't exactly doing it for us. We much prefer Channing, brown-haired, clean-shaven and SHIRT-LESS!

Always fun to try out new looks though!

Channing has been on location in and around Chicago with his co-star Mila Kunis this week. Their upcoming sci-fi flick is being written and directed by the Wachowski siblings and is due out next summer!

Ch-ch-check out some more behind-the-scenes shots of Channing and Mila on the set together! (below)

How do YOU feel about Channing's new movie do??? Think he should keep the same look for Magic Mike 2???

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Courtney Love And Craig Ferguson Remember The Time He Turned Her Down For SEX!

Posted: 30 Jul 2013 12:50 PM PDT

Aw-kward!!!

Rejection is never easy but try talking about it on national television!

Courtney Love sat down with Craig Ferguson on The Late Late Show Monday night and told the world about the time she propositioned the Scotsman for sex!

Courtney admitted to hitting on Ferguson HARD while the two attended a party at Carrie Fisher's house. Love even reminded Craig that she lived right next door to Carrie at the time, so they could have snuck off and done the dirty VERY easily!

So why didn't C. Love and C. Ferg hook up that night many years ago? Court thinks it had something to do with her breath! Love asked Craig:

"Maybe it was something in my breath? You were like, 'No, she's too much trouble.'"

Craig's response:

"Um…yeah!"

HA! Gotta stay minty fresh if you're gonna get some, girl!

While Courtney couldn't get lucky with Craig, she DID get it on with a supermodel! A FEMALE supermodel! But she swears she'll never say which long-legged beauty she "experimented" with!

C'mon Courtney! What's the point of banging a model if you can't brag about it! TELL US!!!

Ch-ch-check out Courtney's CAH-razy revealing interview above!

Teresa Giudice's Bestie, Kim D, Is Sure Her Possibly Fraudulent Friend Is Pure As The Driven Snow!

Posted: 30 Jul 2013 12:42 PM PDT

No, no, no, not pure in THAT way!

C'mon, Teresa Giudice has four kids after all. But her occasional bestie on Real Housewives of New Jersey is sure that her friend is pure when it comes to crime.

Kim DePaolo, who miiiight not be the best person to defend you, recently spoke out in Tre's defense in regard to her 39 counts of fraud that could land her in prison for over 50 years.

Teresa might be facing a hefty case, but Kim is sure her partner in crime buddy is as innocent as they come! She explained:

"Knowing Teresa as well as I know her, and I think I know her, I don't think she would ever willingly do any of this. She has four kids. I don't think she's capable of it. I think there's been a witch-hunt going on for a long time for her."

Well, she's sort of got a point there because it is totes possible Tre was just completely unaware of anything going on.

Girlfriend might not even know what taxes are, you know??

But the courts sure seem to think she might have some part in the crime, and we're not so sure she'll be able to argue her way out of this one like she did strippergate...

...actually, she didn't really do so well with that one either.

Good luck, Tre!

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Kellan Lutz Puts His Herculean Muscles On Display!

Posted: 30 Jul 2013 12:37 PM PDT

HOT DAMN!

Kellan Lutz, you can rescue us anytime!!

The chiseled new Hercules decided he really needed to tease us and posed for a photo on the set of Hercules 3D this week, looking more delectable than ever.

Seriously, the ladies of Bulgaria must be beside themselves!

And just in case you're wondering, that's an extra 20 POUNDS of muscle.

Umm... we've got our vote for Hollywood's employee of the month, LOL!

[Image via Splash News.]

Katy Perry Doesn't Want A Role In Blade Runner 2 To Be The One That Got Away!

Posted: 30 Jul 2013 12:20 PM PDT

Katy Perry may sing about extraterrestrials, but she really wants to be a cyborg!

Katy recently admitted that she'd loved to play a replicant in the recently confirmed Blade Runner sequel.

For those of you unfamiliar with Ridley Scott's neo-noire masterpiece, a replicant is a genetically engineered robot that's both incredibly attractive and dangerous.

So, they're basically the fembots from Austin Powers (machine gun jubblies not included).

When asked about what she wanted to act in next, Katy revealed her Blade Runner love, having this to say:

"I would really love to play Rachael in Blade Runner 2 if Ridley [Scott] would just call!"

We do too, Katy!

We wouldn't want the hopes of you being in Blade Runner 2 to vanish like tears...in...rain!!

[Image via HRS/WENN.]

Alyson Hannigan Flaunts Her New Wedding Ring! To Renew Wedding Vows With Alexis Denisof!

Posted: 30 Jul 2013 12:15 PM PDT

Nothing like a second round of wedding fever!

Alyson Hannigan and her husband Alexis Denisof are tying the knot...again! The married couple of ten years will be renewing their vows in honor of their anniversary, according to the How I Met Your Mother star!

Alyson shared the exciting news on Twitter this past Sunday:

What's more, the actress, spotted in LA on a Monday coffee-run, flaunted her beautiful new diamond ring for the world to see!

It's a beaut!

Congrats, you two!

[Image via Splash News.]

Justin Long Will Long For Anna Faris As Her Romantic Interest On Mom!

Posted: 30 Jul 2013 12:11 PM PDT

Justin Long better spruce up on his Scary Movie-related pickup lines...

...because Justin will join Anna Faris in the cast of the HIGHlarious show Mom on CBS! And there was much rejoicing throughout the land!

Not only that, Justin will play Anna's love interest! Ooh long long! Hop on that Faris wheel!

We hope that the studio audience gets some cots to sleep on, because the way these two are going to crack each other up, each episode is going to take days!

Apparently, Justin's character will be the first chance at a meaningful relationship for Anna's recovering alcoholic. The creator of the show, Chuck Lorre, had this to say about Justin's character:

"Poor bastard doesn't know what he's in for."

Oh, I think we're the ones who don't know what we're in for, as this show seems like it's sure to be a hit!

[Image via Dan Jackman/WENN.]

Justin Bieber: Why 2013 Just Isn't His Year

Posted: 30 Jul 2013 12:02 PM PDT

This year is barely half over and already it's been one of the worst years for Justin Bieber.

Just by the look on his face (above) during the various Meet & Greets he's had with fans during this tour this year, it seems like even he's a little burnt out from all the shenanigans.

So, exactly how messed up has 2013 been for The Biebs?? Well, we've decided to make a quick timeline of some of the worst things that he's done, as well as some things done to HIM, since January of this year.

You won't believe how much trouble this guy has gotten into...

CLICK HERE to view why 2013 just wasn't Justin Bieber's year!

CLICK HERE to view why 2013 just wasn't Justin Bieber's year!

CLICK HERE to view why 2013 just wasn't Justin Bieber's year!

CLICK HERE to view why 2013 just wasn't Justin Bieber's year!

CLICK HERE to view why 2013 just wasn't Justin Bieber's year!

The Young, Black, and Fabulous

The Young, Black, and Fabulous


"TOP MODEL" Alum Yaya (Dacosta) Alafi Shows Off Baby Bump For "Lee Daniels' The Butler" Screening

Posted: 30 Jul 2013 08:30 AM PDT

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"Top Model" alum Yaya Alafia (formerly Dacosta) walked the red carpet for her new film Lee Daniels' 'The Butler recently, where she showed off her baby bump. Who knew?! See the fab pics inside.....

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Yaya Alfia, a season three runner-up for "ANTM" (she was one of our faves but was beaten out by Eva Marcille), walked the red carpet for her latest film, Lee Daniels' The Butler, at last night's red carpet screening at Kimmel Center for the Performing Arts in Philadelphia yesterday.

Since "ANTM", Yaya has gone on to create a nice career for herself.  In addtion to marrying Joshua Bee Alafia last year, the mom-to-be has starred in huge films like Tron and the tv series "Ugly Betty" and "All My Children."

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Yaya, who's playing the role of Carol Hammie in the film, joked around on the red carpet with her co-star Cuba Gooding Jr, and director Lee Daniels.

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We're sure Lee was happy to put the legal battle around the film's name behind him so he could focus on what he does best.....make provocatve films.   Lee Daniels' The Butler hits theaters August 16th.

And congrats to YaYa!

 

 

Photos via INF

DJ Khaled Drops "I Wanna Be With You" FT. Nicki Minaj, Future & Rick Ross + Nicki Laughs At The "Proposal" & Says Khaled Was "Kidding"

Posted: 30 Jul 2013 07:54 AM PDT

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Nicki Minaj & DJ Khaled show why that publicity stunt of a proposal was just that....publicity....as their new song "I Wanna Be With You" hits the internet streets today.  Check out Khaled's newest track inside, plus Nicki laughing off his marriage proposal....

"I Wanna Be With You" is Khaled's newest single off his upcoming Suffering From Success album (out Spetember 24th).  He tapped Nicki Minaj, Rick Ross & Future for the track.  And now, we can see why Khaled pulled that 10 carat diamond ring out of his pocket and "proposed" to Nicki on video.  It's all to pub the feel of the song.

Nicki hit up Funkmaster Flex's show last night to say she never took "her brother" Khaled seriously and it was all just his way of pubbing the track:

“I was shocked just like the rest of the world and I was cracking up laughing with the rest of the world ’cause Khaled is a master at what he does.  It was just another way for him to kinda give the world a glimpse on the feeling of this record.”

“Khaled is my brother and Khaled was not serious with that damn proposal, ya’ll. Please let it go. He was kidding.  He’s not attracted to me, he doesn’t like me. We’re brother and sister.”

We figured.  Khaled still hit up DJ Felli Fel on Power 106 afterwards and claimed that he wasn't giving up because she could say yes next year.  he seemed serious, but we dont believe him.

And the track is exactly what you would expect. Khaled adlibs Kirk Franklin-style, Future brings his most basic repetitive auto tuned "flow" to create a "chorus," Nicki spits about her million dollar punani, and Ricky closes it out with a few bars about his riches. Check it below:

STILL TOGETHER -- Soulja Boy CELEBRATES His 23rd Birthday With Diamond + Miss Mykie SPEAKS OUT On LEAVING "106 & Park"

Posted: 30 Jul 2013 07:01 AM PDT

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Rapper Soulja Boy celebrated his 23rd over the weekend with long time "friend" Diamond.  See how they partied inside and hear what Miss Mykie said about leaving "106 & Park". 

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Over the weekend, rapper Soulja Boy celebrate his 23rd birthday in Los Angeles at Bootsy Bellows in West Hollywood.  His friend and former girlfriend Diamond was there to celebrate him...and it looks like that might be back together.  The rapstess also popped up on a few of his Instagram pics.  

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Soulja put on in his signature gold chains and a gold and black shirt by Golden Hanger for the function.

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And when he wasn't eating a slice of his Louis Vuitton cake (of COURSE he had an LV cake), the rapper entertained the crowd with his new "Versace" remix, “Crank That” and “Turn My Swag On”. Fans should expect to get a new album from the Soulja in 2014.  In case you were waiting...

 

And in tv news.....

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Former "106 & Park" host Miss Mykie spoke to Ebony.com about her departure from the show and her next steps. When asked about leaving the show (or getting fired) and her feelings towards BET, she said, 

"It’s all love with BET and it will always be. I support BET and they support me 100 percent with my future endeavors. We communicated about what was going on. It’s the TV and entertainment world and you have to prepare yourself for transitions that may come. Change is inevitable. I have grown to understand that it’s just a part of life. It allows you to learn more about yourself. It can be scary or it can be exciting, and whether you like the situation or not you have to keep it moving and make the best of it."

So what's next for Miss Mykie?  She told Ebony that she's using the large social media following she's gained to launch the first ever talkshow on Instagram! She and her management team iYO Visuals are using the platform's 15-sec video clips to highlight her personality and fresh take on pop culture.

“I fell in love. I was like ‘OMG this is so innovative and creative,’” she says. “I was sold after I saw how professional it was. Everyone already has their own show on YouTube, blogs and websites, but nobody has done it on Instagram.”

But the talkshow isn't the only thing Miss Mykie has in works. The budding rapstress also announced a new single that features rapper and singer Future, and she has set her sights on becoming an actress.

Good luck!

 

 

Photos via Miss Mykie IG/ Jojo Wilson and Cameron Foster

Denzel, Paula Patton & More Hit The "2 Guns" Premiere In NYC

Posted: 29 Jul 2013 08:20 PM PDT

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Denzel Washington his the red carpet of his movie premiere for 2 Guns tonight at the SVA Theater in New York City.  Check out who came out to support the action flick inside...

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Both Denzy and his wife Pauletta were looking younger than ever as they hit the carpet for the premiere of his brand new movie with Mark Wahlberg (in theaters August 2nd) 2 Guns.

Not sure what they've been up to, but we're sure it has lots to do with major Euro vacays and a newly shaven head.  Denzel, who turns 60 this December, hit the carpet in all black and New Balance sneakers.  And his wife Pauletta kept it peachy in a flirty dress and matching Giuseppes.

 

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Denzel & Mark's co-star, Paula Patton, was spotted leaving the Gramercy Hotel tonight on her way to the premiere in this stunning Basil Soda Fall/Winter 2013/2014 RTW gown.  She's joining Denzel in their second movie together after they co-starred in the 2006 flick Deja Vu.

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And her hubby Robin Thicke wasn't far behind.

 

Paula keeping it glam--and seemingly sober--in her black & white gorgeousness on the carpet:

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"E! News" correspondent Alicia Quarels hit the carpet before the premiere looking fab.

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And 50 Cent is out and about after his domestic violence drama.  Wonder what's going to happen with all that.

 

Photos: WENN/Splash

SPOTTED ON THE SET: Gabby Union Flaunts Her New Blonde 'Do For Chris Rock's New Project + Jennifer Hudson Goofs Around On Weight Watchers Commercial Set

Posted: 29 Jul 2013 04:20 PM PDT

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Jennifer Hudson is still on her Weight Watchers hustle.  The spokeswoman was spotted on the NYC set for the newest WW commercial today.  Check out the pics of the fab chick goofing around with the paps inside, plus Gabrielle Union looking pretty damn flawless on the set of Chris Rock's new project inside...

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Hello blondie!  Gabrielle Union showed off her new blonde hair and sparkling skin in a red dress walking into the set of Chris Rock's new film, "The Untitled Chris Rock Project" in New York City today.

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The "Being Mary Jane" actress spent much of this month over in China with her man Dwyane Wade as he promoted his new sneaker.  So now, it's back to business for the YBF chick.  Her BET show starts January 2014.

 

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Romany Malco also posted a pic of himself with his Think Like A Man Too co-star Gabby & Chris on the set.  This should be intresting...

 

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Winnie actress J-Hud kept it cute and casual in a grey sweater and skinny jeans today as she filmed her new Weight Watchers commercial also in NYC today:

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Cute.  She and her fiance David are staying mum about their upcoming wedding plans, but they're def still spending time -- and documenting it on Instagram -- as a cute lil family with their baby boy David, Jr.

 

Photos: Splash, Romany's IG

Don Lemon RESPONDS To The Backlash About His "Pull Your Pants Up" Controversy + Is "The View" LOOKING To Hire Hoda Kotb?

Posted: 29 Jul 2013 02:37 PM PDT

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CNN anchor Don Lemon appeared on "The View" today to address controversial comments he made about Black America in the wake of the Zimmerman/Trayvon Martin trial.  Watch his response to those who have an issue inside and find out about ABC possibly pursuing Hoda Kotb for a co-host spot on "The View".

 

 

CNN anchor Don Lemon appeared on "The View" this morning to address and defend controversial comments he made on his CNN show.  His "Talking Points" about pulling up you pants, using the "n" word, finishing school and being an involved parent had many people feeling some kind of way.  He also said Bill O'Reilly (who blamed certain rappers and other foolishness for all the problems in the black community) didn't go far ENOUGH with his critique.  See what he said above....

Prior to his appearance, he also tweeted several statements to defend his talking points.  

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In other "The View" news"......

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The streets are talking.....and they're saying that Barbara Walters and the folks at "The View" want Hoda Kotb to add some "diversity" to their panel, according to the NY Post.  Hoda, who has a news background which could add a good quality back into the show that it's been lacking since Meredith Viera left, is Egyptian and the panel does have two African American women on it currently with Whoopi Goldberg & Sherri Shepherd.

A media insider explained Hoda's appeal to Page Six saying,

“Hoda addresses several of their needs. She has news experience, which is something ‘The View’ has not had since Meredith Vieira left. She also adds some diversity to the panel.”

Of course the news prompted a denial from Hoda's camp, who said,

“Hoda loves her job at ‘Today’ and she’s very happy laughing and scratching with Kathie Lee every day.”

But you know...once the streets start talking....an offer has been made.  We will indeed be here for this if it happens.  Loves some Hoda.

 

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REALLY THOUGH: So....A Hairstylist Confronts FOXY BROWN Over Not Paying For A $900 Weave?!

Posted: 29 Jul 2013 02:08 PM PDT

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Another day, another Foxy Brown story that makes us wipe away that one lonely tear that represents hope that she will return to the Don Diva she used to be.

 

Inga "Foxy Brown" Marchand was caught on camera getting confronted by a hairstylist for not paying up the $900 owed for her new weavery.  Check it inside...

 

In a video posted recently by HipHopStan.com, Fox Boogie was put on blast for stiffing a hairstylist for $900.  Yes, we're more shocked than anything else her Yaky costs more than a couple hundred. (And miss us with the judgment because you know your mind skipped to that VERY thought FIRST as well).  But we're also shocked somebody decided to videotape the confrontation...and send it out to the internet streets.

If falling on stage in a leopard & bedazzled outft that she pulled from the back of her closet wasn't the epitome of embarrasing, this ought to do it.

No confirmation yet on when exactly this was filmed.  But does it really matter?  We thought we were on the road to Bad Girl Comeback after chick "allegedly" stole all that weave glue years ago.  Guess not.

We're still keeping hope alive Foxy.  And hopefully this was all just a misunderstanding....

 

Marcus Jordan ACCIDENTALLY Tweets Pic Of His Privates, Deletes Twitter Account (NSFW) + R. Kelly LEAVES Concert-Goers WAITING For 2 Hours (And Drops "My Story" Single)

Posted: 29 Jul 2013 01:00 PM PDT

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Marcus Jordan, the son of famed NBA Hall of Famer Michael Jordan, accidentally tweeted a pic of his penis!  See the "piece" pic inside and find out what R. Kelly did to upset his fans during a performance over the weekend.  (NSFW uncensored pic inside!)

 

The men in the Jordan clan might know how to wrap their thumbs around a few basketballs, but when it comes to keystrokes, Marcus Jordan seems to miss the mark on Twitter.  You'd think Marcus would know how to send a DM....but his thumb slipped and sent his d*ck pic to his public profile, i.e., the entire world.

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So what do you do what you accidentally show the world your business"  First....you apologize and save face..... 

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Then you quickly "recall" that your Twitter account had been hacked!  That wasn't your penis!  Your social media accounts have been compromised!

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SMH.  For what it's worth....that pic was NOTHING to be ashamed of.  We wouldn't expect anything less from the son of one of the greatest basketball players of all time.   

 

And in bad concert etiquette......

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On Saturday, R. Kelly pissed off more than a few of his fans when he dared hit the stage at Macy's Music Festival two hours late. And here's the kicker....he never addressed his tardiness once hit took to the stage to FINALLY start his set!

Prior to his late arrival, local reports say fans left the festival in droves, having grown tired of waiting for the Pied Pier past midnight.

On Sunday, someone must have tipped of R. that his behavior was rude because he did issue an apology on Twitter,

"Hey Cinci fans. (sic) Sorry about the tech problems last night. Thanks for hanging in there to see me perform. You are the best!"

Also, Macy's Music Festival spokesperson Frances Santangelo stated the show was delayed by 50 minutes "due to Mr. Kelly's late arrival".   It should be noted, that "50 minutes" is disputed by nearly ALL of the fans at the concert who put it much closer to 2-hours.

Get it together Kellz!

Also......

Kellz released his latest single, "My Story" featuring 2 Chainz today.  It's the first single to come off of Kellz’s forthcoming 12th album, "Black Panties" (no release date).

 

The randomness:

1.  Regina King rejoining the cast of "The Big Bang Theory".  Story.

BLOOP! Keyshia Cole's Husband Daniel "Boobie" Gibson ARRESTED For Assault & Battery....In New Orleans! *UPDATED*

Posted: 29 Jul 2013 11:32 AM PDT

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Drama down south!  Daniel "Boobie" Gibson, NBA baller & husband of Keyshia Cole, just turned himself in to the New Orleans Police Department.  And it's because he's been arrested on assault and battery charges....

Apparently some ish went down during Essence Festival earlier this month in New Orleans, because Cleveland Cavalier baller Boobie Gibson just trekked it back to N.O. to turn himself in this morning on charges that apparently stem from an incident during the Fest.

According to TMZ, Boobie was indeed charged with assault and battery, and he was released at 11:09am CST.  No details have surfaced yet.

No accuser has been named, but we have our thoughts (that we'll keep to ourselves...for now).  Interestingly, Keyshia's been tweeting all morning as if NOTHING happened, talking to her followers about hustling hard, being blessed and why she doesn't smoke weed (she said it made her fingers stink).

She posted this pic about 45 minutes ago of 27-year-old Boobie in the driver's seat of an SUV:

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And he posted a Vine of them on a plane last night (likely to N.O.) joking around:

Not sure what's up....but we'll be twiddling our thumbs until that dirt is dug up.

 

*Update* Boobie has finally spoken out about the matter and, as expected, claims people are simply trying to stick him for his paper.  In a statement this afternoon, he said:

"Earlier this month during the Essence Music Festival, I was involved in an incident with other individuals while I was out with my wife."

He continues, "It's unfortunate that some see opportunity in taking advantage of people who work hard for what they have achieved."

"Once all the facts of the incident come out, I expect to be fully vindicated."
 

Photos: Keyshia's IG/Daniel's IG

"BBW" Star Evelyn Lozada CONFRONTS Suzie Ketcham About Domestic Battery Joke In New TRAILER + Nicki Minaj REVEALS New "Minajesty" Perfume Bottles

Posted: 29 Jul 2013 09:41 AM PDT

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In the latest trailer from "BBW" season 5, we see resident bad girl Evelyn Lozada give Suzie Ketcham the death stare because of a joke made about her domestic abuse situation.  Watch the trailer inside and see Nicki Minaj's new fragrance bottles....

After a highly rated appearance on "Iyanla:  Fx My Life", fans will get to see the "new" Evelyn Lozada in action as she goes back into the fire on "BBW".  In the new season 5 trailer, viewers see Evelyn confronting Suzie about a joke that was made at her expense.   Will she jump up on the table and hit Suzie in the head with a bottle?  Tune in Monday, August 19th at 8/7c to find out....

 

And over at the fragrance counter.......

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Nicki Minaj has revealed the bottle for her frgrance Minajesty for which she said, "#Minajesty smells like a passionate love affair. Mysterious and sexy. An unforgettable and hypnotizing scent". The fragrance hits stores this fall.

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Nicki also got a little sentimental and sent her fans a thank you as she reflected on her success.

 "Ok, last one. Pink Friday, PF limited edition, and #Minajesty. The ones below are outfits that came with PF for a limited time when we launched in the UK. Yes, because they've done so well, we're working on outfits for the US. I never dreamed I'd have a fragrance as a lil black girl in Queens, New York that was born in Trinidad. My fans made me #1 in Macy's with the 1st fragrance and the rest is history. Love u guys. #GodIsInControl"

Congrats to the rapstress.

Photo via Nicki Minaj Instagram