Tuesday, July 30, 2013

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.30.13

Posted: 30 Jul 2013 10:57 AM PDT

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, coming at you a little early because we’re on our way to New York and the last time we went the Amtrak conductor handed us a Prodigy disc and said “Please enjoy our wifi.” So while we’re trying on matching hats and giggling in a mirror locking down Read More ...

Teresa & Joe Giudice Seem Like Nice Clients

Posted: 30 Jul 2013 09:50 AM PDT

“Lemme in that courtroom! I’ll murderlize ‘em!” Here’s Teresa and Joe Giudice arriving in federal court this morning to plead not guilty to 39 counts of tax evasion, bank fraud and whatever it is people do for fun in Jersey these days besides steroids and banging midgets until a baby or a pickle pops out. Read More ...

Lindsay Lohan Is So Super Serious About Sobriety She’s Staying In Rehab Longer, You Guys

Posted: 30 Jul 2013 09:00 AM PDT

Because Lindsay Lohan is in full PR mode now that her court-ordered rehab stint ends tomorrow, she’s announced she’s going to follow the advice of professionals and stay in rehab longer because she’s so totally changed this time. So I guess we won’t be seeing her until the end of August. Or Saturday. How’s Saturday Read More ...

And Now Kat Dennings’ Breasts To Make Up For That Lara Flynn Boyle Post

Posted: 30 Jul 2013 08:00 AM PDT

Because that Lara Flynn Boyle post constitutes a war crime, here’s Kat Dennings giant breasts to make you forget it happened. Along with most of your morning, yesterday and possibly an indeterminable amount of time because the science starts to get fuzzy here. On that note, anyone remember who won the Boston Marathon? Whatever happened Read More ...

Public Service Announcement: Thinking About Getting Plastic Surgery?

Posted: 30 Jul 2013 07:26 AM PDT

DO NOT EVER. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. Photos: Fame/FlynetRead More ...

Miley Cyrus Videos Have Director Cuts Now

Posted: 30 Jul 2013 07:09 AM PDT

Here’s the Director’s Cut for Miley Cyrus “We Can’t Stop” video because apparently it was such an artistic tour de force that it demanded to be released in its purest form. As for what’s different, I honestly couldn’t tell you because that would require me to actually watch both of them in their entirety, and Read More ...

Good Morning, Chrissy Teigen, And Other News

Posted: 30 Jul 2013 05:00 AM PDT

- Aaron Paul couldn’t be happier to call you a bitch. - Fox News having no idea how academia works shocked a surprising amount of people. - I hate loud car stereo systems, but here’s one giving a chick a fake orgasm anyway. - Stay through the credits of The Wolverine Read More ...
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