Monday, November 15, 2010

Best Week Ever

Best Week Ever

Already Well Acted Soap Operas Now With Well Written Product Placement

Posted: 15 Nov 2010 09:17 AM PST

Well, let’s just watch this really quickly and then we’ll get started.

So, that’s what we’re dealing with. A whole lot of that. According to Urlesque, Kristen Schaal (Flight of the Conchords, Best Thing Ever Done) started tweeting links to a ton of videos exactly like this one over the weekend, and they are all great. If you would like to watch them all, you can do that here.

How Do We Make This Woman A Real Housewives of Atlanta Regular?

Posted: 14 Nov 2010 11:57 PM PST

We don’t know who this woman is. But all it took was 3 seconds of screentime during last night’s episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta to realize that she basically needs to be made a regular member of the cast. Come on, Andy Cohen, throw the insufferable Phaedra back into the weeds and throw this pom-pom headed curiosity into the mix.

And in a related story, can we agree that the Atlanta women rank as the most enjoyable season? Here are our favorite Housewife casts in order of best to worst:

1. Atlanta
2. New York
3. Orange County
4. New Jersey
5. Beverly Hills
6. D.C.

This being said, I am addicted to all seasons. Rank away in the comments, I know I’m alone in being only so-so on the Jersey ladies.

“Scarlett Johansson As The Millionaire Matchmaker? Sure.” – Hieronymus Lorm

Posted: 14 Nov 2010 11:26 PM PST

If you are not familiar with Hieronymus Lorm, allow us to elaborate: He is a famous Austrian poet who was both deaf and blind. In other words, he would be exactly one out of one people to buy the idea of Scarlett Johansson playing Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger, as was the case on Saturday Night Live this weekend.

It was almost as though Scarlett had never seen, much less heard, our beloved Patti, given her impression. Don’t get me wrong: I adore Patti and am terrified of her. I even met her months ago, during a segment on HLN’s The Joy Behar Show, and I can assure you I have never been as groomed head to toe in my entire life as the day I met her. She can shred an average human being into a pile of curly-haired badly attired pity.

On the other hand, give me a f**king break, Scarjo murdered her impression. Way too pretty and sounded nothing like her. Frankly, it’s unfair to Patti. But this sketch had to happen for the impression of her assistants alone.

I can’t wait until I make it big enough to have Sofia Vergara mock me on national television. May I see the day.

Start Your Morning By Wondering If You’re Racist

Posted: 15 Nov 2010 08:43 AM PST

This video may or may not make you laugh. If it doesn’t make you laugh, that could not be more fine. Everyone will be okay with that. But if it does make you laugh, you’re going to have to figure some stuff out. Are you laughing mainly because of this kid’s accent? If you are laughing mainly because of this kid’s accent, is that racist? If that is racist, is it possible that there is a good kind of racism the same way that there is a good kind of cholesterol. If there is a good type of racism the same way there’s a good kind of cholesterol, is this it?

There is no good reason he couldn’t have just had the lyrics open on his computer screen.

And I can’t believe that even our viral videos are getting outsourced, am I riiiiiiiiiiiiiight?! #badcholesterolracism

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