Monday, November 15, 2010

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


‘Must.. Get.. Spoon.. In.. Mouf…’

Posted: 15 Nov 2010 06:05 PM PST

   
“Britney.. want.. make.. num.. num..” I probably shouldn’t insult Britney Spears here considering she’s actually spending one-on-time with Sean instead of Jayden, her obvious “fave-it.” Although, his absence should probably be cause for alarm. (Has anyone heard a cannon shot lately?) Not to mention, she spends 98% of these photos shoving her face into an ice Read More ...

Christina Aguilera Gets a Hollywood Star and Other News

Posted: 15 Nov 2010 02:24 PM PST

   
(This is Snooki in a wig, isn’t it? You can tell me.) - The Most Win That Ever Won. Huge thanks to reader “boredone” for slapping this together I literally wept after I saw it – then had a seizure. - Billy Ray ain’t gonna talk about no divorce. - Taylor Momsen during a more innocent, Read More ...

Jessica Simpson: ‘It’s Just a Coincidence’

Posted: 15 Nov 2010 11:42 AM PST

   
While it may look like Jessica Simpson’s engagement to Eric Johnson was prompted by Nick Lachey proposing to Vanessa Minnillo, a source, presumably smelling of bacon and failure because it’s Jessica, has already gone on the record with People and TooFab, claiming the entire thing is just a coincidence because Eric had been planning it Read More ...

Bill Clinton’s in ‘The Hangover 2′ Now

Posted: 15 Nov 2010 10:20 AM PST

 
While conveniently in Thailand “delivering a speech” over the weekend, Bill Clinton managed to land himself one of those The Hangover 2 cameos everyone’s always talking about. People reports: Clinton, who’ll play himself in the comedy, shot his brief appearance on Saturday in Bangkok, where part of the production takes place. He was in the capital Read More ...

Tinsley Mortimer in a Bikini

Posted: 15 Nov 2010 10:15 AM PST

   
I’ve heard the name Tinsley Mortimer several times in my travels, but if someone put a gun to my head and asked me why she’s famous, or who the hell she even is, I’d ask them to shoot me in the chest so I’d leave a beautiful corpse. So, on that note, I looked her Read More ...

Mel Gibson Admits ‘Slapping’ Oksana

Posted: 15 Nov 2010 08:13 AM PST

 
“Haha. Funny story, you guys…” In a sworn declaration, Mel Gibson admits to “slapping” Oksana Grigorieva because she was allegedly acting hysterical while holding their infant daughter Lucia. He denies “punching” her which, naturally, contradicts her version of events. TMZ has obtained each of their declarations, so I’ve posted both Mel and Oksana’s accounts (after the Read More ...

Katy Perry is The Light and The Truth

Posted: 15 Nov 2010 12:19 AM PST

   
Remember when I criticized Katy Perry for not showing her breasts and suffocating Russell Brand to death only two weeks into their marriage? All typos. What I meant to say was, I’d commit a hate crime just to see one nipple Katy Perry’s the most talented artist of our generation, and because of her music, Read More ...

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