Wednesday, January 19, 2011

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Sex On The Wire: Who Will Buy The Octomom Porn?

Posted: 19 Jan 2011 10:52 AM PST

My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding won’t be eradicating stereotypes any time soon. (The Frisky)

• You want to see some pics of the Octomom in her new giant baby whipping fetish video? Of course you don’t. Slightly NSFW. (Buzzfeed)

• Some dudes are allergic to their own spunk. That’s why we don’t use it as face cream, fellas. (The Awl)

• Even sadder? 16 percent of men just don’t like orgasms at all. But are they coming and crying? (Sorry, we had to.) (Nerve)

• Well, what do you know? The guy behind another high school “Hot List” turns out to be a complete misogynist whack-job. And here we thought those kids today were so well-adjusted. (Jezebel)

• A sex calendar? That’s kind of brilliant. And adorable! (The Gloss)

• Do your friends secretly hate you? (Betty Confidential)

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Sex On The Wire: Who Will Buy The Octomom Porn?

Angelina From 'The Jersey Shore' Hides From The Law At Parties

Posted: 19 Jan 2011 10:50 AM PST

You know that old saying about you can’t get what you can’t catch? Well, former Jersey Shore castmember Angelina Pivarnick takes that literally. This weekend at something called The Mob Candy Prohibition Cocktail Party, Angelina brought a whole posse of people, who she promptly employed to help her hide from a process server. Fun party trick!

According to CelebrityMagnet:

“A process server was at the cocktail party trying to serve her a lawsuit most likely stemming from the fight in which she reportedly participated in Atlantic City. Pivarnick was one of the contenders in Damon Feldman's celebrity wrestling match that took place at the Taj Mahal hotel in Atlantic City this past winter. Apparently, one of her crew members stepped in at Epoca to help her avoid the service and brought her upstairs to hide out.”

Hiding from the PoPo only works for so long Angelina! And you know what work better than playing hide and seek from a process server in a bar? Not showing up at events and pushing your status as a (former) reality TV star who loves posing for paparazzi shots. But good luck with that!

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Angelina From 'The Jersey Shore' Hides From The Law At Parties

The Daily WTF: Best Kirstie Alley Tattoo Ever

Posted: 19 Jan 2011 10:45 AM PST


Okay, we’re starting to suspect that folks are getting bizarre tattoos just to end up in our Daily WTF column. What other reason could there possibly be for permanently inking your body with Kirstie Alley’s face? No one was that into Veronica’s Closet, or Weight Watchers for that matter.

Uh Oh, is this a Scientology thing?

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The Daily WTF: Best Kirstie Alley Tattoo Ever

Posted: 19 Jan 2011 10:22 AM PST

Anne Hathaway Is Going To Catwoman - Of course, when we said it, it came out “Anne Hathaway is going to be Catlady!” Which would be a much cooler villian for The Dark Knight Rises, when you think about it. Like that lady from The Simpson’s, just throwing a bunch of cats at Christian Bale? Awesome.  (Variety)

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Patti Stanger Might Make Alec Baldwin And Denise Richards Start Dating

Posted: 19 Jan 2011 10:10 AM PST

It’s hard to get behind the boasting of world famous “Millionaire Matchmaker” Patti Stanger when she makes recommendations like this. Earlier this month, Patti was on Access Hollywood and suggested that Alec Baldwin and Denise Richards should start dating.

Worse? Alec Baldwin might be up for it.

Patti Stanger likes to boast that she has a very high rate of successful matches. But there are lots of reasons to disagree with that assessment. Aside from the fact that she can’t her own relationships work, her TV show shows very few successful matches.

And now she says these two would be a good pair? Yes, Alec Baldwin has some anger issues. But Denise Richards is the worst! Why encourage anyone to date her.?Her problem is not just that she has bad taste in men. She’s also a crazed drama queen. How would that be good for either of them?

Also, Alec Baldwin is probably not enough of an aging rocker for that relationship to take off. Denise’s past dudes include Charlie Sheen, Nikki Six and Richie Sambora, remember?

But that might not stop this from happening. Access Hollywood tracked Baldwin down at the Golden Globes on Sunday and asked him about the prediction. And he said:

“I think Denise Richards is absolutely adorable and she’s certainly a gorgeous woman, and I had a psychic once tell me I was going to marry a woman whose name started with the letter ‘R’.”

Great. Hopefully Denise won’t get any ideas about that. Luckily, Baldwin doesn’t seem to serious about it. As he says of her former marriage:

“Charlie came out of that relationship, and he seems completely….self actualized.”

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Patti Stanger Might Make Alec Baldwin And Denise Richards Start Dating

5 Questions We Have About The 'X-Men: First Class' Poster

Posted: 19 Jan 2011 10:01 AM PST


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So yesterday the entire Internet threw a giant tantrum and had to be put down for a N-A-P when the first unofficial (?) still from X-Men: First Class was leaked. They didn’t like it! Waaah! Our collective childhood memory of Marvel mutants will be tarnished forever! And then how will Optimus Prime ever get off the moon?! Let it go, babies.

Still, we have a couple of questions for director Michael Vaughn about his X-men reboot.

1. Why does January Jones‘ White Witch look like she’s auditioning for Country Strong 2: The Reckoning ?

2. Maybe I’m just not up on my X-men continuum, but shouldn’t Xavier/Professor X (James McAvoy) and Magneto (the amazingly hot Michael Fassbender) be way older than Angel/Tempest (ZoĆ« Kravitz)?

3. Where is Kevin Bacon?!

4. Did Moira (Rose Byrne) ever count as an X-Men, really? Get down off that poster and have a baby, Moira!

5. Is it obvious to anyone outside the geek community who half these characters are supposed to be?

Leave your answers in the comments!

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Video: Craig Rowin Asked For A Million Dollars, Got A Million Dollars

Posted: 19 Jan 2011 09:45 AM PST

A few months ago, comedian Craig Rowin came up with an ingenious plan to earn a million dollars. He recorded a series of videos asking a bunch of rich people to give him, that’s right, one million dollars. And guess what? It worked! A millionaire by the name of Benjamin has actually agreed to give Craig a million bucks in return for absolutely nothing. Man, YouTube is totally the new bootstraps.

Hey Craig: How about you give us, um, like a sandwich or something?

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Video: Craig Rowin Asked For A Million Dollars, Got A Million Dollars

Posted: 19 Jan 2011 09:36 AM PST

Want to win an iPhone4? — We’re giving one lucky fan of Crushable on Facebook an iPhone — all you have to enter is become a fan of Crushable here and then tell us what song is your go-to when you need to put yourself in a happy mood. You have until tomorrow Thursday, January 20 at 5 p.m. EST to tell us your song choice! Don’t wait.

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Avenger Comedy Presents: Creative Thinker

Posted: 19 Jan 2011 09:15 AM PST

Where do the world’s most creative minds get their inspiration? We always thought geniuses spent all day in the bathtub (like that one guy who invented “Eureka!”) or staring off into space in the middle of conversations (like Dr. House), but according to John Ungaro and the guys over at Avenger Comedy, true brilliance can come from the most unlikely of places.


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Avenger Comedy Presents: Creative Thinker

Posted: 19 Jan 2011 09:07 AM PST

Watch the first ep of Portlandia on HuluFred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein’s new series is available for sneak peeking. “The dream of the 90s is alive in Portland!” (Stereogum)

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