Wednesday, January 19, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Scariest Jennifer Lopez Face You Will Ever See and Other News

Posted: 19 Jan 2011 01:30 PM PST

   
- Kimora Lee Simmons is fascinated by baby boy penises. - Ke$ha was fostered by the Lohans? - January Jones for Victoria’s Secret. That’s all I saw here. - Jenna Bentley might have a moth problem at her house. - Alessandra Ambrosio in Harper’s Bazaar. - Miranda Kerr wants you Read More ...

Lamar Odom: ‘Khloe and I Have Giant Beast Sex’

Posted: 19 Jan 2011 01:06 PM PST

   
In an upcoming interview with Playboy, Lakers star Lamar Odom discusses what would happen if a sex tape featuring him and Khloe Kardashian was ever leaked. (I’m assuming this scenario involves Khloe leaking it based on her family’s penchant for whoremongery.) Anyway, what follows is the exact wording you do not want to use while Read More ...

Jerry O’Connell Was Almost Cool Again

Posted: 19 Jan 2011 12:30 PM PST

   
At the beginning of the month Jerry O’Connell decided to pop his head out of obscurity and show the world he’s secretly been honing his body to become one of the greatest photobombers of our generation. (Second only to Michael Douglas.) While I was quick to make a joke about his career, others were equally Read More ...

UPDATE: Dave Navarro is Banging Tila Tequila Now. Of Course.

Posted: 19 Jan 2011 11:45 AM PST

 Please, Lord. Just the slightest gust of wind...  
Every once in a while I like to check in on Tila Tequila just to see who’s still dumb enough to stick their penis in her. Cue Dave Navarro who’s apparently “in love,” according to E! News: Tila, who knew Navarro for a while, first hooked up with the former Jane’s Addiction guitarist six months Read More ...

Anne Hathaway is Catwoman

Posted: 19 Jan 2011 10:37 AM PST

   
Marking the first time an attractive woman – who can act (Sit down, Katie Holmes.) has appeared in Christopher Nolan’s Batman films, Anne Hathaway has been officially cast as Catwoman in The Dark Night Rises. Unfortunately, this also comes with the news that Inception star Tom Hardy is playing Bane which was essentially DC’s attempt Read More ...

Kim Kardashian’s Showing Her Boobs Again

Posted: 19 Jan 2011 09:55 AM PST

   
Because posting them on Twitter wasn’t enough, Kim Kardashian brought her Armenian sweater cows to Letterman last night where she wore a revealing mesh top to promote her and Kourtney’s new show which, according to what I assume is viral marketing, involves them squeezing breast milk out of each other while riding in planes. Or Read More ...

Christina Aguilera Passed Out Drunk at Jeremy Renner’s House

Posted: 19 Jan 2011 08:40 AM PST

   
Apparently when she’s not starting catfights with her Burlesque co-stars – the first movie she’s ever been in – Christina Aguilera is passing out drunk at parties she wasn’t invited to. Parties thrown by Oscar-nominated actors like Jeremy Renner, according to Us Weekly: A week later, Renner went on a rant about the incident at In Read More ...

Mel Gibson Facing Domestic Violence Charges

Posted: 19 Jan 2011 07:40 AM PST

 
“So I says to her, I says, ‘Perhaps you might blow me,’ and she turns around and slaps me with domestic violence charges, Jesus. I mean, how does that work? You gotta help old Mel outta this jam, buddy. This is the last one. I promise.” Despite the fact it’s pretty much a given Oksana Grigorieva Read More ...

Octomom Whipping a Dude in a Diaper

Posted: 19 Jan 2011 06:41 AM PST

   
As advertised. I’m not sure whether this was a friendly gesture or a calculated move to send me hurtling into a never-ending abyss of madness, but TMZ has passed along stills from the upcoming Octomom fetish video. And you know what I find the most fascinating about these? Where the hell are her kids? She has Read More ...
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